It started out, as many do, a serious suggestion
But such is life, our Puddin-pop's idea came into question
A Board for Beef? In disbelief, we satirized and scorned
That afternoon, for humor's sake, the Board for Beef was born
It should go without saying that we didn't meet his vision
Derailing poor old Puddin's plan with meat-focused derision
We had some fun, we shared some laughs, the puns were uncontrolled,
But sure enough, before too long, the joke had gotten old
So ends the tale of how we cluttered up our index page
A gimmick which was fun at first has left its golden age
And so, to my Minusian friends, I come with one request
Please come up with other jokes, and let the Beef Board rest.
But such is life, our Puddin-pop's idea came into question
A Board for Beef? In disbelief, we satirized and scorned
That afternoon, for humor's sake, the Board for Beef was born
It should go without saying that we didn't meet his vision
Derailing poor old Puddin's plan with meat-focused derision
We had some fun, we shared some laughs, the puns were uncontrolled,
But sure enough, before too long, the joke had gotten old
So ends the tale of how we cluttered up our index page
A gimmick which was fun at first has left its golden age
And so, to my Minusian friends, I come with one request
Please come up with other jokes, and let the Beef Board rest.