worst place to take shits

HylianDev · Feb 19, 2017 at 3:55 PM

Not to be confused with the best place

Pedigree · Feb 19, 2017 at 3:57 PM

I've heard that people can get on the sex offender list just by taking a shit outdoors and getting caught. I think that's objectively the worst place.

Spritanium · Feb 19, 2017 at 3:57 PM

Toilets are pretty uncomfortable, so I'd say the best place to take a shit would be in a beautiful wooded area next to a tree which inexplicably has a roll of toilet paper attached

Spritanium · Feb 19, 2017 at 3:58 PM

(Feb 19, 2017 at 3:57 PM)Pedigree Wrote: I've heard that people can get on the sex offender list just by taking a shit outdoors and getting caught. I think that's objectively the worst place.

C'mon Chuck, it was a simple chicago sunroof!

HylianDev · Feb 19, 2017 at 3:58 PM

You missed the point of the thread bucko

It's WORST

Spritanium · Feb 19, 2017 at 4:00 PM

(Feb 19, 2017 at 3:58 PM)HylianDev Wrote: You missed the point of the thread bucko

It's WORST

No I just wanted to say fuck your authority Cool

Spritanium · Feb 19, 2017 at 4:01 PM

But the worst place to take a shit is probably into a colostomy bag.

HylianDev · Feb 19, 2017 at 4:04 PM

(Feb 19, 2017 at 4:01 PM)Spritanium Wrote: But the worst place to take a shit is probably into a colostomy bag.

Tag your colostomy posts, prick

T-man · Feb 19, 2017 at 4:05 PM

The toilet was out and I needed to shit bad so I took a plastic bag and a roll of paper towels into the shed and shat in the bag

Spritanium · Feb 19, 2017 at 4:11 PM

Could be worse, there could've been a black widow involved

Profile · Feb 19, 2017 at 4:15 PM

Anywhere that's not home or your mouth

Spritanium · Feb 19, 2017 at 4:15 PM

(Feb 19, 2017 at 4:04 PM)HylianDev Wrote:
(Feb 19, 2017 at 4:01 PM)Spritanium Wrote: But the worst place to take a shit is probably into a colostomy bag.

Tag your colostomy posts, prick

Colosto-make me