This post was last modified: Mar 3, 2017 at 2:35 AM by Spritanium.

> tfw people without foreskin have to sometimes use lotion to jack off

Now we see how this tradition started as a way to get people to stop masturbating. Good luck finding lube in the bronze age middle east

> tfw people without foreskin have to use lotion to jack off

now who ever said that

Well you don't have a constant lube sock covering your member so I guess I just don't see how it could be as nice

I can do you one better, I learned about masturbation from watching Seed of Chucky

I had to look it up, I thought that shit came out in 2009 lmfao

me and this girl used to make out n feel eachother up at her place back in like 4th. idk if thats fucked up to say or even counts but w/e

first sex was in 9th with this girl i knew for like a month lol.

Nope. Bride of Chucky and Seed of Chucky never happened. I refuse.

My first after-puberty crush, if you know what I mean. I used to love the sitcom Just Shoot Me! when I was a kid and I had a huge crush on Nina Van Horn.

This post was last modified: Mar 3, 2017 at 1:28 AM by T-man.

> tfw people without foreskin have to use lotion to jack off

this is a falsehood

Where do you get this information from, Spritey? I am circumcised and don't have to use any lubricant to jack off (and very rarely do) lol.

You guys ever hump a pillow or a stuffed animal growing up?

You guys ever hump a pillow or a stuffed animal growing up?

i see how it began, now

You guys ever hump a pillow or a stuffed animal growing up?

Nope. That was how CWC bent his duck.

You guys ever hump a pillow or a stuffed animal growing up?

Nope. That was how CWC bent his duck.

quack

This post was last modified: Mar 3, 2017 at 2:18 AM by T-man.

Where do you get this information from, Spritey? I am circumcised and don't have to use any lubricant to jack off (and very rarely do) lol.

fake news designed to make him less insecure about his sock cock

Excuse me but I have a very nice looking cock (but I wont post a picture no matter how much everybody asks)

LEAKED PICTURE OF SPRITEYS FUCKIN WEIRDO SOCK COCK

Spoiler: Show

This post was last modified: Mar 3, 2017 at 2:38 AM by Spritanium.

I have amended my post

It's kind of weird to me that lotion would be used at all, I've tried before and golly does it make a mess

Oh shit can circumcision be the next fierce debate topic on minus world? Ritual cosmetic surgery on infants is so lighthearted compared to Nazis vs Aliens

It's kind of weird to me that lotion would be used at all, I've tried before and golly does it make a mess

yeah i have no idea why people use that shit.

This post was last modified: Mar 3, 2017 at 5:03 AM by Demonlemon. Edit Reason: wrong word

My cousin and his friend brought a girl over years back when my mom was on vacation, I went to bed but couldnt sleep because of a horrifically strong energy drink, 30 minutes into laying in bed my cousin comes up the stairs and knocks on my door and says "hey you wanna lick chocolate syrup off this girls back"
yeah that's worth getting up for
go downstairs
lick chocolate syrup off her back
and front, and pretty much everywhere
everyone fucked her
cousins friend recorded it
somewhere on pornhamster the video was uploaded supposedly, not sure where

the first time i discovered precum i was editing zero suit samus sprites to actually have zero suit