#21
Anonymous
Draku the type of person to knock a bird's nest out of a tree because it was blocking his view of another tree.
#22
Anonymous
oh wait i get it
#23
Anonymous
haha drakus actually a funny guy
#24
Anonymous
one time i was staying over at drakus place and he said i smelled like crap :(
#25
Anonymous
I saw Draku on the street one day so I said "Hey man, what's up" and he responded with "I AM SO FUCKING TIRED OF ANSWERING THIS QUESTION. WHY ARE YOU PRETENDING TO CARE? FUCK ALL THE WAY OFF"

Not sure what his deal was but he was wearing an All American Rejects shirt so maybe that's why
#26
Anonymous

>Draku the type of person to take 30min to order at the drive-thru and not pull around when they ask.

ok now hold the fuck on i pride myself on ordering shit quickly i will not stand for this form of shit-talking

every other post is valid tho :]
#27
Anonymous
i saw draku behind walmart at 3am and he was casting dark magic on the capri sun
#28
Anonymous
if it was 3 am how was the sun out dumbass
#29
Anonymous
draku broke my fidget spinner
#30
Anonymous
I think I saw Draku in my trash but it might have been a possum
#31
Anonymous
draku has a photograph with condoleeza rice on his fridge
#32
Anonymous
Yeah you fucking idiot
#33
Anonymous
draku fetishizes photos of train wrecks
#34
Anonymous
draku introduced me to my gf and brought all my childhood pets back to life 9/10
#35
Anonymous
I saw Draku at a grocery store in Ohio yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.

He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”

I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
#36
Anonymous
draku's mother is very nice and i have nothing negative to say about her
#37
Anonymous
i fuckedd your mom shitlips
#38
Anonymous
draku teamed up with someone else to kick my as in mario kart double dash :(
#39
Anonymous
draku mailed me a piece of paper with nothing but my own address on it i dont understand
#40
Anonymous
draku cheated all the unlockable characters in super smash bros brawl by doing custom brawls
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