draku peed on me

one time draku was hammered and he tripped on his own feet, spilling whiskey all over my favorite white shirt. i wasn't mad but he said it was my fault and demanded i buy him another drink. he was getting right in my face and his breath smelled like pine needles and dog shit. i think he was gonna take a swing at me but he fell over again and i just ran my ass straight home

draku peed on my dog

Draku is a spy for the Trump campaign.

draku peed on my house

im pretty sure i hated draku or dracon or one of those back on old minus world but now i really like him

draku peed in my mouth

Draku is a sexy beast, I just wish he'd fucking notice me.

I played melty with draku once and he kicked my ass
rematch when

draku peed in my dogs mouth

draku burned down my house

Draku fucked my girlfriend on my Birthday

Draku took me in from the cold snow, then he fucked my girlfriend too

Draku does us all a great favor by fucking our girlfriends, keeps her busy while we have time for more mario games

I once told Draku that I had never had a girlfriend, and he looked at me with a puzzled look on his face and said

"but wait, then who was the girl I fucked last night"

Draku once went to a goddamned con in Japan without telling me, and I was worried all week long.

And he didn't bring me any souvenirs.

draku clogged my toilet and stole my plunger so fuck you draku

draku's a bigger cuck than fwd, there i said it

Draku watched my puppy for me, and he left it out during a thunderstorm and it died due to exposure.

draku told me he didn't like long hair sayaka. what a fucker