Can we dust the ALCOHOL in AIDEN's stomach for fingerprints?

Can we investigate AIDEN's room?

Can we dust the ALCOHOL in AIDEN's stomach for fingerprints?

Can we investigate AIDEN's room?

You find a SIGNED CONFESSION encoded in the DNA of his BLOOD ALCOHOL, unfortunately you can't read DNA so it's as good as useless.

His room is empty aside aside from the standard contents.

@Yrrzy I would like to rummage through the OFFICE for any porn. Especially cuckold porn, that seems right up the victim's alley.

If none is found, we can assume BM jerked off by the mic and was loud about it.

Updated my account with when I heard the PA, hopefully that can help timeline these events

@Yrrzy I would like to rummage through the OFFICE for any porn. Especially cuckold porn, that seems right up the victim's alley.

If none is found, we can assume BM jerked off by the mic and was loud about it.

The OFFICE only contains ANTHRO TRAIN porn, no CUCKOLDRY to be found.

I would like to watch the ANTHRO TRAIN PORN.

@Dude what were you doing upstairs?

This post was last modified: Aug 26, 2017 at 1:26 AM by Stirling.

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Despair is proven to be a cuck over the PA system.

My bedsheets have been stolen . . . .

A bedsheet clad man enters Superchao's room while Shadow, Wyrm, and Agastya are in the hallway.

The latter three and I go to the lobby, where Dude is seen leaving his corridor. Agastya enters the elevator and I spot Pea perching on the statue.

Dude enters the Gift Shop as my compatriots and I go to the cafeteria.

Draku has a meat bust of Obama, plaqued with some text, and flowered in remembrance. We pay our respects to the fallen and Shadow goes to the Kitchen while Blasterwyrms goes to the Rec Room with me.

I create my cape from the sofa's upholstery and, with consideration, clean up after myself. Blasterwyrms chugs an energy drink and challenges me at a game I've never played. I swiftly dunk his sorry ass into the trash can.

We depart, and Dude exits the kitchen.

I head upstairs and circle the hall, seeing Shadow enter Storage and Dude outside.

Shadow leaves Storage promptly and is sharing a Chaos Emerald with Brainmaster - I join the duo downstairs. We take the rightmost staircase and pass a Plastic Skeleton at foot of the other staircase. Blasterwyrms was running laps around the statue that Pea was still nesting on top of.

I will contemplate who murdered my friend, and bring them to justice.

I would like to watch the ANTHRO TRAIN PORN.

It belongs to the hospital, the seal isnt broken on the DVD cover though, so you can rule out it being involved.

You may keep it and watch it on your own time.

Okay so, here's my hypothesis:

I saw Aidan go up to the top floor as Lassie and I took the stairs. At that point I went into the STORAGE ROOM, where I saw Seal. Now, Seal was making the PISS MUMMY outfit, and I heard BM say his thing.

I then left to set up my KLAN SKELETON, after which I saw the BOSTON DONG running at me naked, chased by Lassie, which her account confirms.

Agastya was also seen in the OFFICE. Additionally, Dude was seen upstairs sporadically. This leaves three possibilities:

>1. Boston Dong killed Aidan and was chased by Lassie during his escape

>2. Agastya did it

>3. Dude did it

I see no other option.

well since despaih is so sure I did it, here's a little somethin' I left out: LASSIE was with the piss mummy, sure, but to be with the piss mummy and be 'seen' by despair means despair is the piss mummy! That's my reasonin' at least.

well since despaih is so sure I did it, here's a little somethin' I left out: LASSIE was with the piss mummy, sure, but to be with the piss mummy and be 'seen' by despair means despair is the piss mummy! That's my reasonin' at least.

this is fucking asinine

we know for a fact that seal is piss mummy

where's da facts that say that? your testimony? that's as good as my testicles. WOO!

alright SO i had a totally fantastic evening of being a PIRATE RADIO DJ planned but of course nothing ever goes as you plan around here

- got woke up by the "DESPAIR IS A CUCK" broadcast
- somebody has stolen one of my shirts. fantastic
- leave room, see drei/blasterwyrms/shadow/a masked man cloaked in a bedsheet
- masked man is leaving superchao's room
- head to the lobby with drei/wyrms/shadow
- dude shows up around the same time
- fuck you guys i got plans, elevator time
- pea is on top of the monoshika statue
- bm's corpse was in the office when i got there, along with the pa system being broken, THANKS ASSHOLES
- i start trying to fix the PA system so i can do my shit
- at some point, someone put something against the door
- then later, superchao fucking shoots me
- using my SHEER WILLPOWER, i bolt to the surgery wing and collapse

can we investigate the surgery wing for evidence of agastya being there

-By own admission, BOSTON DONG was in the OFFICE before AIDAN.
-LASSIE saw BOSTON DONG chased back downstairs immediately after PA ANNOUNCEMENT.
-It's BOSTON DONG.

It's Boston Dong.

Boston Dong has stated that they left the PA room and were chased by a Piss Mummy immediately. We know from my own shit and Seal's, along with others, that Piss Mummy was not active until BM had already died. LONG after Boston Dong should have been gone from the room, as their announcement was way earlier.

BM died as Seal was putting on the Piss Mummy costume, meaning that if Boston Dong was in the PA room to leave and encounter her, Boston Dong MUST be the killer.

might as well put it in the thread for official record

i was sleeping until the "DESPAIR YOU CUCK FFF" announcement, and then was immediately seen outside my room afterwards
nothing past this point is relevant and i literally don't have anything before it lol

People want my account? Alright here.

>Wake up, look for sharp object in room, don't find it

>Use my (apparently sharp) teeth to cut myself a KLAN ROBE

>Put on the robe, exit room. LASSIE exists the garden and follows me into the LOBBY

>Pea is climbing the statue, LASSIE and I head upstairs. I see AIDAN enter the elevator

>Scope out the SURGERY ROOM, check to see if any ADRENALINE is missing

>Go to storage, see SEAL there

>I grab a PLASTIC SKELETON, a NOTEBOOK, and an OFFICE NAMEPLATE

>Seal is making the PISS MUMMY COSTUME

>I write down everyone I saw that night in the NOTEBOOK, BM's announcement happens and is cut off

>Exit with SKELETON, set it up to wear the KLAN ROBES outside the PHARMACY

>Use my ROLE KEY to open it, go inside, see LASSIE chasing the BOSTON DONG towards me

>Search for anything that alters my role, take a bottle ROLFLIPNOL and pocket it

>Suddenly my eye starts bleeding, and it starts emitting a bright red glow

>Use my SHARP TEETH to carve "F.W. Despair, Professional Not-Murderer" into the OFFICE NAMEPLATE

>Leave the PHARMACY, strip the RACIST SKELETON and SPARTA KICK it down the stairs towards ELYK

>Put on KLAN ROBE

>Replace the OFFICE NAMEPLATE with my new one, see BM's CORPSE in there

>Go back to where the SKELETON was

>LASSIE is there

>Fall asleep there

i saw a shit load of people walking around the end