I'd like to welcome the Ghost Club's newest member:

@Dude ! Found dead at the bottom of the WEST STAIRS, with a broken neck.

His AFFLICTION was as follows:

AFFLICTION: Identity Crisis
SYMPTOMS: You acquire the symptoms of whoever you first interact with that night.
TREATMENT: Assert yourself - High-five one person a night to activate their symptoms and alleviate yours.
SIDE-EFFECTS:
+Acquire the side-effects of the person you high-five
+You are immune to automatic side-effect/symptom activation

CASE FILE
-DUDE'S BODY is covered in bruises
-THE BOSTON DONG's body is on top of him, missing a hand
-There is a CHICKEN COSTUME, a PILE OF TOOLS, a PILLOWCASE, and a BROKEN BASEBALL BAT in the MORGUE
-There is a MOUNTAIN of TABLES in the CAFETERIA
-MEAT OBAMA is missing pieces
-There are MEAT CHUNKS in the KITCHEN and LOBBY
-There is a BLOOD TRAIL leading from STORAGE to the ELEVATOR, and from the ELEVATOR to EAST HALL
-There is an ANATOMICAL MODEL wearing a FROG COSTUME in the LOBBY
-AIDAN'S BODY is missing a hand, it is also standing upright in the HALL, under a lamp

CURRENT MAP

Living Players
@Two_Finger
@"Diantha"
@Fun With Despair
@Pea
@Draku
@Elyk
@sealelement
@Lassie & @Shadow the Hedgehog
@Superchao
@"Blasterwyrms"
@Agastya
@"StirlADrei"
@BrainMaster

You have until 4PM PST to solve this, unless it needs an extension idk

well fuck

@Yrrzy Does the neck look like it broke from strangulation or blunt trauma?

Can we investigate dude's room?

Is there anything else notable about Dude's body?

Is the Boston dong gonna be ok?

This post was last modified: Aug 28, 2017 at 2:08 AM by Dude.

ghost posting ronnie



i'm still not posting my account

This post was last modified: Aug 28, 2017 at 3:10 AM by Draku.

-wake up
-drop "draku wuz here" card in bedroom hall
-go to lobby, see adrenaline fueled shadow screaming chaos control leaving the east hall. superchao is chasing him but can't keep up, headbutts me into submission. i thought we had something special ;_;
-wake up later from KO, head upstairs through E Stairs Left, passing shadow who's going back down
-get between surgery and pharmacy diagonally position-wise, up against the wall, start watching
-superchao leaves labs heading away from me
-fwd enters and leaves the labs
-drunk frog and agastya go up the stairs, agastya goes to the pharmacy while the drunk frog who has identity concealing alcohol fumes heads to surgery
-elyk leaves the pharmacy holding a katana and a severed arm, he looks visibly confused that i was there
-two people obscured by alcohol fumes exit the surgery room and go opposite ways, one is carrying the drunk frog towards me
-agastya leaves pharmacy and goes to the labs
-alcohol fumes guy throws the frog down the stairs before slurring "FUCK NOT AGAIN" before he himself passes out and falls down the stairs too. ok
-nothing happens for a while but splatoon music comes from the lobby at a point in this void
-agastya exits the labs
-twof comes upstairs and enters the pharmacy
-i toss down a "i like piss" card and leave, as an alcohol fumes obscured guy comes upstairs. there's still another obscured by fumes passed out at the bottom of the stairs alongside the frog tho
-i go back to my room and sleep

This post was last modified: Aug 28, 2017 at 3:32 AM by Draku.

-get party gear on
-leave with two
-see seal leave cafeteria, kyle coming downstairs

>fucking blood from the elevator to the hall

-two goes to gift shop while I get sips
-FUCKING GUY FIERI DESPAIR LETS PARTY

>that first sip of the day

-statue gets tp'd then get doused in shit beer by mr fun with fieri
-pea walks to stars
-someone reaks and is headed to the hall from elevator, they have a bag
-try to really party but two covers my titties
-walk to rooms with fun with fieri but he enters his and Ienter twos
-pass out there

This post was last modified: Aug 28, 2017 at 2:14 AM by BrainMaster.

the only thing really notable I saw was dude and the Boston dong's bodies at the foot of the west stairs, they were already there when I got there

- Wake up
- Head to lobby
- DRUNK FROG throws meat at me
- Head upstairs
- Chao leaves the elevator, missing an arm
- Head to Pharmacy
- Elyk is there holding a katana
- AND A SEVERED ARM
- Pass by Draku and DRUNK FROG heading to the lab
- Fascinating
- Head downstairs
- See the party, Two/Diantha/FWD/DRUNK FROG are there
- FROG is lying on the floor next to someone obscured by alcohol fumes
- Somebody else obscured by ALCOHOL FUMES is stepping out of the elevator. The blood trail from the ELEVATOR to EAST HALL exists at this point
- Fuck this, I'm going back to sleep

And apparently according to this MINOR RETCON the last alcohol fumes guy is carrying a bag

-be me
-leave room and shout WHO WANTS SOME OF THIS, decide to headbutt the first person i see for shits and giggles
-attempt to headbutt adreline'd shadow, end up headbutting draku because shadow was 2fast. sorry mate
-go up stairs, pass drei on the way
-go to pharmacy, grab a red medication, exit and see shadow on the way
-head to lab to analyze it, dude hits me with a baseball bat as i enter and knocks me out
-come to a little while later, analyze med, leave labs and go to storage, see draku on the way
-go to storage and get a knife so i can stab someone for shits and giggles
-stab elyk as he enters. he cuts off my left arm. that was my favorite arm you asshole
-he tries to bandage me but i just walk away because fuck dat guy
-as i go back to my room, see a drunk frog throwing meat at agastya in the lobby
-fall asleep in my room

This post was last modified: Aug 28, 2017 at 2:37 AM by Shadow the Hedgehog.

LASSIE ACCOUNT

-Wake up, shouting outdoors.
-Master leaves. Wait for return.
-Comes back, puts a patch on me.
-I sleep.

SHADOW ACCOUNT

-Wake up to some asshole yelling "WHO WANTS SOME OF THIS." I attempt to CHAOS CONTROL. In reality, I run around screaming "CHAOS CONTROL". SUPERCHAO chases me but cannot catch this ULTIMATE LIFEFORM. He headbutts DRAKU, knocking the wimp out cold.
-Grab a handful of NICOTINE PATCHES from GIFT SHOP and run to the SURGERY WING. I see SUPERCHAO leaving the PHARMACY on the way, he's heading towards LABS.
-Grab an ADRENALINE SHOT from SURGERY and leave, passing DRAKU downstairs.
-Go back to EAST HALL, SEAL's leaving the hall while BRAINMASTER enters GIFT SHOP.
-DRUNK FROG steps out of ELEVATOR as FUN WITH DESPAIR and ELYK enter it. PEA enters CAFETERIA.
-Enter room, give LASSIE a NICOTINE PATCH and go to sleep.

-I wake up and enter the hall, "DRAKU WUZ HERE" is written on a sign on the floor
-I slap a nicotine patch on Pea and we go to the lobby together
-Brainwyrms is in the lobby when we get there, FWD is right behind us wearing a flame shirt, sunglasses, and he has his glowing eye
-Shadow is entering the east hall, Seal is leaving the east hall.
-Brainmaster enters the gift shop, Pea enters the cafeteria
-I hang out with FWD for a bit until a drunk frog exits the elevator, there are alcohol fumes
-FWD and I get in and ride up together. I go to the storage, he goes the other way
-When I get to the storage Superchao is there. He stabs me but then I pick up a katana and cut his arm off. I offer to bandage it but he refuses and leaves
-I take the arm, katana, and bandages with me when I leave
-I head toward the pharmacy via the right hall
-I see Agastya enter through the left door as I exit it
-Outside the left door I see someone staring at me but I cannot make out who they are. I go downstairs
-At the bottom of the stairs I see Seal entering the lobby from the cafeteria, Diantha is entering the cafeteria, Two is entering the gift shop
-Seal enters her bedroom hall as I enter mine
-I go to my room and sleep

the only thing really notable I saw was dude and the Boston dong's bodies at the foot of the west stairs, they were already there when I got there

In case you missed some vital evidence that may mean nothing to you but will mean something to others, please post your account anyways.

This post was last modified: Aug 28, 2017 at 2:40 AM by Yrrzy.

@Yrrzy Does the neck look like it broke from strangulation or blunt trauma?

neck is broken from blunt trauma

Can we investigate dude's room?

Is there anything else notable about Dude's body?

Is the Boston dong gonna be ok?

dude's room contains:
5 NICOTINE PATCHES
7 ENERGY DRINKS
1 EMPTY ENERGY DRINK
2 ALCOHOLIC DRINKS
KNIFE
2 ADRENALINE SHOTS
2 LOCAL ANAESTHETIC
BANDAGES
BLACK SPRAY PAINT

The pillowcase is missing from his bed


His body is bruised all over, his neck is broken.

the dong is fine, the person its attached to isnt tho lmao

>Wake-up super. DREI also woke up at around the same time, so we head to the LOBBY together. I challenge to a game of MARIO PARTY to get revenge for my defeat even though it didn't count bro it was just practice bro DESPAIR is fucking hyped that I kicked DREI's ass, and this Guy Fieri-lookin' motherfucker and his sharingan eye shouts "PARTY!"

>Ride the ELEVATOR up and head to the PHARMACY. GUY DESPAIRI and DREI were already there, KO'D on the floor. Another challenger enters the arena as a fucking CHICKEN MAN whacks me over the head with a BASEBALL BAT, knocking me out. LAG.

>Tags back into reality a bit later. DESPAIR is the only other person in here. I grab some VIAGRA and grab something off the shelf and chug it. ANONY-something or other. I leave with DESPAIR.

>Oh god you guys this shit burns

>Head down to STORAGE, find an alt-costume and put it on. My buttons are starting to get a little messed up.

>Try to do my left-foot right-foot combo into the HALL but I fuck it up and fall. I take the ELEVATOR down.

>I tr- tothekitchen aaaaaaaaan obody recognizes m

> CAFETTTTTT obama KITCHEKITCHEKITCHEN HAMBURGER

> VIAGR

>Lost connection to the server. Returning to the main menu.

Alright cuck boys, I'll post my account so drei doesn't cry to his mommy again

-I woke up at some point, and threw on my SHADES and FLAME SHIRT that I packed just for this occasion.
-I then left my room, and fuckin DREI is getting his ass handed to him.
-I went into the GIFT SHOP to grab some beer to get fucking SLOSHED (but not like the vore fangamer haha)
-Went upstairs to the PHARMACY to hold off on my MUTATION
-DREI is with me
-CHICKEN SUIT MAN busts in and KOs us both
-BLASTERWYRMS is KO'd on the floor when I wake, DREI is reading med labels
-Take some RECOGNISOL
-BLASTERWYRMS drinks a med and takes one, we both leave
-Go downstairs, see SHADOW yelling and running upstairs with NICOTINE PATCHES. Draku is KO'd
-Head to my room and PRE DRINK
-SHADOW is entering EAST HALL, SEAL is leaving
-Wait for elevator with ELYK, a DRUNK FROG gets out and we ride it up
-DRAKU sees me go to the MORGUE, hands are missing on the bodies, bunch of shit on the floor
-POUR ONE OUT FOR MY HOMIE BM
-Leave the MORGUE, go to STORAGE, there's a blood trail
-Grab PARTY SUPPLIES BOOOOOYS
-Head downstairs, blood trail from elevator to east hall
-DRUNK FROG is passed out
-PARTY STARTSSSSS
-DIANTHA and TWO join me, see PEA go upstairs
-DIANTHA goes topless as an ALCOHOLIC WITH A BAG heads to the EAST HALL
-DIANTHA whispers to TWO, but TWO doesn't follow her to bed and instead fucks off upstairs
-Go to bed myself, PEA is close behind

I investigate Aiden's and Boston Dong's bodies for any signs of oddness besides missing hands.

boston dong is just missing a hand, nothing else

aidan's body stinks of alcohol, it's standing upright and seems to be capable of holding itself there

I attempt to tip Aiden's body over to find out what's keeping it upright.