[NIGHT 2] Investigation
(Aug 28, 2017 at 2:33 AM)Shadow the Hedgehog Wrote:(Aug 28, 2017 at 2:14 AM)BrainMaster Wrote: the only thing really notable I saw was dude and the Boston dong's bodies at the foot of the west stairs, they were already there when I got there
In case you missed some vital evidence that may mean nothing to you but will mean something to others, please post your account anyways.
aside from what other people already mentioned seeing me, the only notable thing I saw that I don't think was mentioned yet was a mountain of tables in the cafeteria.
I never returned to my room and fell asleep outside the door to the toilets
The chief function of the body is to carry the brain around.
sounds like people really want my account or else i get an unnecessary lynch. that's not really the way you should play the killing game but i'm gonna cover my ass this time.
- woke up
- in the hall, on the floor, a sign says: "DRAKU WUZ HERE"
- kyle slaps me with a nicotine patch
- at the lobby, i see: brainmaster, fwd with a guy fieri outfit
- shadow enters the east hall, seal leaves it. brainmaster goes to the gift shop, fwd and kyle go to the elevator
- i dash to the cafeteria and stack tables and i climb it cause i need to satisfy my climbing itch.
- frog person steals the obama meat, seal goes the rec room
- bye bye lullaby in the rec room
- paper mario(?) comes from the lobby
- seal leaves the rec room, goes to the kitchen.
- paper mario(?) goes to the west stairs
- the frog has a boner
- i hear some loser complain about the bathrooms being out of service, coming from the west stairs
- seal leaves the kitchen, diantha enters with party clothes on and gets energy drinks from the kitchen. what? why are there energy drinks in the hospital
- i leave and witness a party happening at the lobby. fwd shoots his beer at the official minus world couple.
- i see a blood trail from the elevator to the east hall
- take the east stairs, go to the storage room
- notice there's a puddle of blood in the storage room, with a trail leading to the elevator. confirmed to be schao's.
- there's a flashlight, bloodied, on the floor.
- woke up
- in the hall, on the floor, a sign says: "DRAKU WUZ HERE"
- kyle slaps me with a nicotine patch
- at the lobby, i see: brainmaster, fwd with a guy fieri outfit
- shadow enters the east hall, seal leaves it. brainmaster goes to the gift shop, fwd and kyle go to the elevator
- i dash to the cafeteria and stack tables and i climb it cause i need to satisfy my climbing itch.
- frog person steals the obama meat, seal goes the rec room
- bye bye lullaby in the rec room
- paper mario(?) comes from the lobby
- seal leaves the rec room, goes to the kitchen.
- paper mario(?) goes to the west stairs
- the frog has a boner
- i hear some loser complain about the bathrooms being out of service, coming from the west stairs
- seal leaves the kitchen, diantha enters with party clothes on and gets energy drinks from the kitchen. what? why are there energy drinks in the hospital
- i leave and witness a party happening at the lobby. fwd shoots his beer at the official minus world couple.
- i see a blood trail from the elevator to the east hall
- take the east stairs, go to the storage room
- notice there's a puddle of blood in the storage room, with a trail leading to the elevator. confirmed to be schao's.
- there's a flashlight, bloodied, on the floor.
Do any of the bodies have any traces of drugs?
The chief function of the body is to carry the brain around.
Hi here's my stuff!!!!
-I wake up and leave my room, passing an ADRENALINE-FUELED SHADOW screaming CHAOS CONTROL entering the EAST HALL as I leave. As far as I can tell, his CHAOS CONTROL is fake compared to the true power that EX-PRESIDENT BARACK OBAMA once held, though, REST IN PEACE MISTER PRESIDENT
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-In the LOBBY, I see BRAINMASTER going into the GIFT SHOP, a DRUNK FROG (???) stepping out of the ELEVATOR as FWD and KYLE enter the ELEVATOR, and PEA going to the CAFETERIA.
-I follow PEA into the CAFETERIA; PEA starts STACKING TABLES while I put on a SICK ANIME JAM on the STEREO in the REC ROOM. I turn it up loud and break the VOLUME KNOB off.
-I depart from the REC ROOM into the KITCHEN, and see that someone has stolen chunks from the BARACK HUSSEIN OBAMA BUST AND MEMORIAL REST IN PEACE MISTER PRESIDENT
. Somebody will PAY DEARLY.
-I also see PEA sitting on top of a MOUNTAIN OF TABLES.
-The DRUNK FROG leaves the KITCHEN while I enter. I notice that the DRUNK FROG has a HUGE BONER, but because of intense ALCOHOL FUMES, I can't ID whoever the DRUNK FROG is.
-I reach the KITCHEN and begin the pursuit of my TRUE OBJECTIVE: I begin drinking as much WATER as I can, and PEE in all of the SILVERWARE DRAWERS.
-I notice somebody turned the OVEN on and threw MEAT at it (not into it, but AT it? I will clarify with the NURSING STAFF). There is also a broken VIAGRA SHOT on the floor.
-I depart from the KITCHEN once my objective is complete, heading into the LOBBY. I see KYLE coming downstairs, and we both head into our respective halls. I also see TWO enter the GIFT SHOP, and DIANTHA enter the CAFETERIA. A BLOOD TRAIL is coming out of the ELEVATOR into the EAST HALL.
-I go back to my room and sleep.
-I wake up and leave my room, passing an ADRENALINE-FUELED SHADOW screaming CHAOS CONTROL entering the EAST HALL as I leave. As far as I can tell, his CHAOS CONTROL is fake compared to the true power that EX-PRESIDENT BARACK OBAMA once held, though, REST IN PEACE MISTER PRESIDENT
.-In the LOBBY, I see BRAINMASTER going into the GIFT SHOP, a DRUNK FROG (???) stepping out of the ELEVATOR as FWD and KYLE enter the ELEVATOR, and PEA going to the CAFETERIA.
-I follow PEA into the CAFETERIA; PEA starts STACKING TABLES while I put on a SICK ANIME JAM on the STEREO in the REC ROOM. I turn it up loud and break the VOLUME KNOB off.
-I depart from the REC ROOM into the KITCHEN, and see that someone has stolen chunks from the BARACK HUSSEIN OBAMA BUST AND MEMORIAL REST IN PEACE MISTER PRESIDENT
. Somebody will PAY DEARLY.-I also see PEA sitting on top of a MOUNTAIN OF TABLES.
-The DRUNK FROG leaves the KITCHEN while I enter. I notice that the DRUNK FROG has a HUGE BONER, but because of intense ALCOHOL FUMES, I can't ID whoever the DRUNK FROG is.
-I reach the KITCHEN and begin the pursuit of my TRUE OBJECTIVE: I begin drinking as much WATER as I can, and PEE in all of the SILVERWARE DRAWERS.
-I notice somebody turned the OVEN on and threw MEAT at it (not into it, but AT it? I will clarify with the NURSING STAFF). There is also a broken VIAGRA SHOT on the floor.
-I depart from the KITCHEN once my objective is complete, heading into the LOBBY. I see KYLE coming downstairs, and we both head into our respective halls. I also see TWO enter the GIFT SHOP, and DIANTHA enter the CAFETERIA. A BLOOD TRAIL is coming out of the ELEVATOR into the EAST HALL.
-I go back to my room and sleep.
100% pure gamer 100%
(Aug 28, 2017 at 5:35 AM)Fun With Despair Wrote: is the flashlight's lens obscured by blood? does it have any sort of pattern?the lens is completely covered in blood, no pattern
(Aug 28, 2017 at 4:29 AM)Diantha Wrote: what colour does the flashlight glow?RED from the BLOOD covering the lens
(Aug 28, 2017 at 4:37 AM)BrainMaster Wrote: Do any of the bodies have any traces of drugs?DUDE is clean, BOSTON DONG is clean, AIDAN reeks of alcohol and is standing upright
account is as follows:
party in the lobby after grabbing some drinknks from the gift shop
once party's slowed down, head to the pharmacy and then the lab then to bed
everything that I saw during the party is in ddianhtas account and all I saw on my trip afterwards was draku and under-light inDead BM
party in the lobby after grabbing some drinknks from the gift shop
once party's slowed down, head to the pharmacy and then the lab then to bed
everything that I saw during the party is in ddianhtas account and all I saw on my trip afterwards was draku and under-light inDead BM
(Aug 28, 2017 at 3:25 AM)BrainMaster Wrote:(Aug 28, 2017 at 2:33 AM)Shadow the Hedgehog Wrote:(Aug 28, 2017 at 2:14 AM)BrainMaster Wrote: the only thing really notable I saw was dude and the Boston dong's bodies at the foot of the west stairs, they were already there when I got there
In case you missed some vital evidence that may mean nothing to you but will mean something to others, please post your account anyways.
aside from what other people already mentioned seeing me, the only notable thing I saw that I don't think was mentioned yet was a mountain of tables in the cafeteria.
I never returned to my room and fell asleep outside the door to the toilets
so considering you've been seen going to the gift shop and you mentioned seeing the mountain of tables in the cafeteria + falling asleep in the west side of the ground floor (and being the only person to have reported seeing dude's corpse) this makes your pathway seem very erratic
with nobody else having seen you, there would have been enough time for you to have gone up the west stairs and pushed dude down them + shove the ol' dong downstairs as well and head back down to fall asleep near the toilets
especially since there was a complaint about the toilets being broken that has come from the stairs and not the toilets itself
so if you could actually post your account to clear up the timelining on dude, that'd be great
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FWD-I woke up at some point, and threw on my SHADES and FLAME SHIRT that I packed just for this occasion.
Blasterwyrms-Wake-up super. DREI also woke up at around the same time, so we head to the LOBBY together. I challenge to a game of MARIO PARTY to get revenge for my defeat even though it didn't count bro it was just practice bro DESPAIR is fucking hyped that I kicked DREI's ass, and this Guy Fieri-lookin' motherfucker and his sharingan eye shouts "PARTY!"
FWD-I then left my room, and fuckin DREI is getting his ass handed to him.
FWD-I went into the GIFT SHOP to grab some beer to get fucking SLOSHED (but not like the vore fangamer haha)
FWD-Went upstairs to the PHARMACY to hold off on my MUTATION
FWD-DREI is with me
FWD-CHICKEN SUIT MAN busts in and KOs us both
Blasterwyrms-Ride the ELEVATOR up and head to the PHARMACY. GUY DESPAIRI and DREI were already there, KO'D on the floor. Another challenger enters the arena as a fucking CHICKEN MAN whacks me over the head with a BASEBALL BAT, knocking me out. LAG.
Draku-wake up
Draku-drop "draku wuz here" card in bedroom hall
SC-leave room and shout WHO WANTS SOME OF THIS, decide to headbutt the first person i see for shits and giggles
Shadow-Wake up to some asshole yelling "WHO WANTS SOME OF THIS." I attempt to CHAOS CONTROL. In reality, I run around screaming "CHAOS CONTROL".
Seal-I wake up and leave my room, passing an ADRENALINE-FUELED SHADOW screaming CHAOS CONTROL entering the EAST HALL as I leave. As far as I can tell, his CHAOS CONTROL is fake compared to the true power that EX-PRESIDENT BARACK OBAMA once held, though, REST IN PEACE MISTER PRESIDENT
Shadow-SUPERCHAO chases me but cannot catch this ULTIMATE LIFEFORM. He headbutts DRAKU, knocking the wimp out cold.
Draku-go to lobby, see adrenaline fueled shadow screaming chaos control leaving the east hall. superchao is chasing him but can't keep up, headbutts me into submission. i thought we had something special ;_;
SC-attempt to headbutt adreline'd shadow, end up headbutting draku because shadow was 2fast. sorry mate
FWD-BLASTERWYRMS is KO'd on the floor when I wake, DREI is reading med labels
FWD-Take some RECOGNISOL
Blasterwyrms-Tags back into reality a bit later. DESPAIR is the only other person in here. I grab some VIAGRA and grab something off the shelf and chug it. ANONY-something or other. I leave with DESPAIR.
FWD-BLASTERWYRMS drinks a med and takes one, we both leave
Blasterwyrms-Oh god you guys this shit burns
Blasterwyrms->Head down to STORAGE, find an alt-costume and put it on. My buttons are starting to get a little messed up.
SC-go up stairs, pass drei on the way
SC-go to pharmacy, grab a red medication, exit and see shadow on the way
Shadow-Grab a handful of NICOTINE PATCHES from GIFT SHOP and run to the SURGERY WING. I see SUPERCHAO leaving the PHARMACY on the way, he's heading towards LABS.
FWD-Go downstairs, see SHADOW yelling and running upstairs with NICOTINE PATCHES. Draku is KO'd
SC-head to lab to analyze it, dude hits me with a baseball bat as i enter and knocks me out
Shadow-Grab an ADRENALINE SHOT from SURGERY and leave, passing DRAKU downstairs.
Draku-wake up later from KO, head upstairs through E Stairs Left, passing shadow who's going back down
Pea- in the hall, on the floor, a sign says: "DRAKU WUZ HERE"
Elyk-I wake up and enter the hall, "DRAKU WUZ HERE" is written on a sign on the floor
Pea- kyle slaps me with a nicotine patch
Elyk-I slap a nicotine patch on Pea and we go to the lobby together
Elyk-Brainwyrms is in the lobby when we get there, FWD is right behind us wearing a flame shirt, sunglasses, and he has his glowing eye
Pea- at the lobby, i see: brainmaster, fwd with a guy fieri outfit
Draku-get between surgery and pharmacy diagonally position-wise, up against the wall, start watching
FWD-Head to my room and PRE DRINK. SHADOW is entering EAST HALL, SEAL is leaving
Elyk-Shadow is entering the east hall, Seal is leaving the east hall. Brainmaster enters the gift shop, Pea enters the cafeteria
Seal-In the LOBBY, I see BRAINMASTER going into the GIFT SHOP, a DRUNK FROG (???) stepping out of the ELEVATOR as FWD and KYLE enter the ELEVATOR, and PEA going to the CAFETERIA.
Shadow-Go back to EAST HALL, SEAL's leaving the hall while BRAINMASTER enters GIFT SHOP.
Pea- shadow enters the east hall, seal leaves it. brainmaster goes to the gift shop, fwd and kyle go to the elevator
Blasterwyrms-Try to do my left-foot right-foot combo into the HALL but I fuck it up and fall. I take the ELEVATOR down.
FWD-Wait for elevator with ELYK, a DRUNK FROG gets out and we ride it up
Elyk-I hang out with FWD for a bit until a drunk frog exits the elevator, there are alcohol fumes
Shadow-DRUNK FROG steps out of ELEVATOR as FUN WITH DESPAIR and ELYK enter it. PEA enters CAFETERIA.
Blasterwyrms-I tr- tothekitchen aaaaaaaaan obody recognizes m
Pea- i dash to the cafeteria and stack tables and i climb it cause i need to satisfy my climbing itch.
Seal-I follow PEA into the CAFETERIA; PEA starts STACKING TABLES while I put on a SICK ANIME JAM on the STEREO in the REC ROOM. I turn it up loud and break the VOLUME KNOB off.
Pea- frog person steals the obama meat, seal goes the rec room
Blasterwyrms-CAFETTTTTT obama KITCHEKITCHEKITCHEN HAMBURGER
Pea- bye bye lullaby in the rec room
Elyk-FWD and I get in and ride up together. I go to the storage, he goes the other way
Blasterwyrms-VIAGR
Pea- paper mario(?) comes from the lobby
Pea- seal leaves the rec room, goes to the kitchen.
Seal-I depart from the REC ROOM into the KITCHEN, and see that someone has stolen chunks from the BARACK HUSSEIN OBAMA BUST AND MEMORIAL REST IN PEACE MISTER PRESIDENT. I also see PEA sitting on top of a MOUNTAIN OF TABLES.
Pea- paper mario(?) goes to the west stairs
Seal-The DRUNK FROG leaves the KITCHEN while I enter. I notice that the DRUNK FROG has a HUGE BONER, but because of intense ALCOHOL FUMES, I can't ID whoever the DRUNK FROG is.
Pea- the frog has a boner
Seal-I reach the KITCHEN and begin the pursuit of my TRUE OBJECTIVE: I begin drinking as much WATER as I can, and PEE in all of the SILVERWARE DRAWERS.
Pea- i hear some loser complain about the bathrooms being out of service, coming from the west stairs
Shadow-Enter room, give LASSIE a NICOTINE PATCH and go to sleep.
SC-come to a little while later, analyze med, leave labs and go to storage, see draku on the way
Seal-I notice somebody turned the OVEN on and threw MEAT at it (not into it, but AT it? I will clarify with the NURSING STAFF). There is also a broken VIAGRA SHOT on the floor.
Draku-superchao leaves labs heading away from me
SC-go to storage and get a knife so i can stab someone for shits and giggles
FWD-DRAKU sees me go to the MORGUE, hands are missing on the bodies, bunch of shit on the floor
Draku-fwd enters the labs
FWD-POUR ONE OUT FOR MY HOMIE BM
Elyk-When I get to the storage Superchao is there. He stabs me but then I pick up a katana and cut his arm off. I offer to bandage it but he refuses and leaves
SC-stab elyk as he enters. he cuts off my left arm. that was my favorite arm you asshole. he tries to bandage me but i just walk away because fuck dat guy
Agastya- Wake up
Agasta- Head to lobby
Elyk-I take the arm, katana, and bandages with me when I leave
Elyk-I head toward the pharmacy via the right hall
Draku-fwd leaves the labs
FWD-Leave the MORGUE, go to STORAGE, there's a blood trail
FWD-Grab PARTY SUPPLIES BOOOOOYS
SC-as i go back to my room, see a drunk frog throwing meat at agastya in the lobby
Agastya- DRUNK FROG throws meat at me
Agastya- Head upstairs, Chao leaves the elevator, missing an arm
SC-fall asleep in my room
Draku-drunk frog and agastya go up the stairs, agastya goes to the pharmacy while the drunk frog who has identity concealing alcohol fumes heads to surgery
Agastya- Head to Pharmacy
Elyk-I see Agastya enter through the left door as I exit it
Agastya- Elyk is there holding a katana AND A SEVERED ARM
Diantha-get party gear on
Diantha-leave with two
Elyk-Outside the left door I see someone staring at me but I cannot make out who they are. I go downstairs
Draku-elyk leaves the pharmacy holding a katana and a severed arm, he looks visibly confused that i was there
Seal-I depart from the KITCHEN once my objective is complete, heading into the LOBBY. I see KYLE coming downstairs, and we both head into our respective halls. I also see TWO enter the GIFT SHOP, and DIANTHA enter the CAFETERIA. A BLOOD TRAIL is coming out of the ELEVATOR into the EAST HALL.
Diantha-see seal leave cafeteria, kyle coming downstairs. >fucking blood from the elevator to the hall
Diantha-two goes to gift shop while I get sips
Pea- seal leaves the kitchen, diantha enters with party clothes on and gets energy drinks from the kitchen. what? why are there energy drinks in the hospital
Elyk-At the bottom of the stairs I see Seal entering the lobby from the cafeteria, Diantha is entering the cafeteria, Two is entering the gift shop
Elyk-Seal enters her bedroom hall as I enter mine
Seal-I go back to my room and sleep.
Elyk-I go to my room and sleep
Draku-two people obscured by alcohol fumes exit the surgery room and go opposite ways, one is carrying the drunk frog towards me
Draku-agastya leaves pharmacy and goes to the labs
Agastya- Pass by Draku and DRUNK FROG heading to the lab
Draku-alcohol fumes guy throws the frog down the stairs before slurring "FUCK NOT AGAIN" before he himself passes out and falls down the stairs too. ok
Blasterwyrms-Lost connection to the server. Returning to the main menu.
FWD-Head downstairs, blood trail from elevator to east hall
FWD-DRUNK FROG is passed out
Diantha-FUCKING GUY FIERI DESPAIR LETS PARTY
Agastya- Fascinating (this is apparently agastya analyzing shit in the labs which is confirmed to take a while)
Draku-nothing happens for a while but splatoon music comes from the lobby at a point in this void (this is the start of the party)
FWD-PARTY STARTSSSSS
Diantha->that first sip of the day
Diantha-statue gets tp'd then get doused in shit beer by mr fun with fieri
Pea- i leave and witness a party happening at the lobby. fwd shoots his beer at the official minus world couple.
Pea- i see a blood trail from the elevator to the east hall
Pea- take the east stairs, go to the storage room
Pea- notice there's a puddle of blood in the storage room, with a trail leading to the elevator. confirmed to be schao's.
Pea- there's a flashlight, bloodied, on the floor.
FWD-DIANTHA and TWO join me, see PEA go upstairs
Diantha-pea walks to stars
Draku-agastya exits the labs
Agasta- Head downstairs
Agastya- See the party, Two/Diantha/FWD/DRUNK FROG are there
Agastya- FROG is lying on the floor next to someone obscured by alcohol fumes
Diantha-someone reaks and is headed to the hall from elevator, they have a bag
Diantha-try to really party but two covers my titties
Agastya- Somebody else obscured by ALCOHOL FUMES is stepping out of the elevator with a bag. The blood trail from the ELEVATOR to EAST HALL exists at this point
FWD-DIANTHA goes topless as an ALCOHOLIC WITH A BAG heads to the EAST HALL
Agastya- Fuck this, I'm going back to sleep
FWD-DIANTHA whispers to TWO, but TWO doesn't follow her to bed and instead fucks off upstairs
Draku-twof comes upstairs and enters the pharmacy
TwoF-once party's slowed down, head to the pharmacy and then the lab then to bed
Diantha-walk to rooms with fun with fieri but he enters his and Ienter twos, pass out there
FWD-Go to bed myself, PEA is close behind
Draku-i toss down a "i like piss" card and leave, as an alcohol fumes obscured guy comes upstairs. there's still another obscured by fumes passed out at the bottom of the stairs alongside the frog tho
Draku-i go back to my room and sleep
TwoF-everything that I saw during the party is in ddianhtas account and all I saw on my trip afterwards was draku and under-light inDead BM. at this point in time, BM's corpse was anonymous and had alcohol fumes.
Blasterwyrms-Wake-up super. DREI also woke up at around the same time, so we head to the LOBBY together. I challenge to a game of MARIO PARTY to get revenge for my defeat even though it didn't count bro it was just practice bro DESPAIR is fucking hyped that I kicked DREI's ass, and this Guy Fieri-lookin' motherfucker and his sharingan eye shouts "PARTY!"
FWD-I then left my room, and fuckin DREI is getting his ass handed to him.
FWD-I went into the GIFT SHOP to grab some beer to get fucking SLOSHED (but not like the vore fangamer haha)
FWD-Went upstairs to the PHARMACY to hold off on my MUTATION
FWD-DREI is with me
FWD-CHICKEN SUIT MAN busts in and KOs us both
Blasterwyrms-Ride the ELEVATOR up and head to the PHARMACY. GUY DESPAIRI and DREI were already there, KO'D on the floor. Another challenger enters the arena as a fucking CHICKEN MAN whacks me over the head with a BASEBALL BAT, knocking me out. LAG.
Draku-wake up
Draku-drop "draku wuz here" card in bedroom hall
SC-leave room and shout WHO WANTS SOME OF THIS, decide to headbutt the first person i see for shits and giggles
Shadow-Wake up to some asshole yelling "WHO WANTS SOME OF THIS." I attempt to CHAOS CONTROL. In reality, I run around screaming "CHAOS CONTROL".
Seal-I wake up and leave my room, passing an ADRENALINE-FUELED SHADOW screaming CHAOS CONTROL entering the EAST HALL as I leave. As far as I can tell, his CHAOS CONTROL is fake compared to the true power that EX-PRESIDENT BARACK OBAMA once held, though, REST IN PEACE MISTER PRESIDENT
Shadow-SUPERCHAO chases me but cannot catch this ULTIMATE LIFEFORM. He headbutts DRAKU, knocking the wimp out cold.
Draku-go to lobby, see adrenaline fueled shadow screaming chaos control leaving the east hall. superchao is chasing him but can't keep up, headbutts me into submission. i thought we had something special ;_;
SC-attempt to headbutt adreline'd shadow, end up headbutting draku because shadow was 2fast. sorry mate
FWD-BLASTERWYRMS is KO'd on the floor when I wake, DREI is reading med labels
FWD-Take some RECOGNISOL
Blasterwyrms-Tags back into reality a bit later. DESPAIR is the only other person in here. I grab some VIAGRA and grab something off the shelf and chug it. ANONY-something or other. I leave with DESPAIR.
FWD-BLASTERWYRMS drinks a med and takes one, we both leave
Blasterwyrms-Oh god you guys this shit burns
Blasterwyrms->Head down to STORAGE, find an alt-costume and put it on. My buttons are starting to get a little messed up.
SC-go up stairs, pass drei on the way
SC-go to pharmacy, grab a red medication, exit and see shadow on the way
Shadow-Grab a handful of NICOTINE PATCHES from GIFT SHOP and run to the SURGERY WING. I see SUPERCHAO leaving the PHARMACY on the way, he's heading towards LABS.
FWD-Go downstairs, see SHADOW yelling and running upstairs with NICOTINE PATCHES. Draku is KO'd
SC-head to lab to analyze it, dude hits me with a baseball bat as i enter and knocks me out
Shadow-Grab an ADRENALINE SHOT from SURGERY and leave, passing DRAKU downstairs.
Draku-wake up later from KO, head upstairs through E Stairs Left, passing shadow who's going back down
Pea- in the hall, on the floor, a sign says: "DRAKU WUZ HERE"
Elyk-I wake up and enter the hall, "DRAKU WUZ HERE" is written on a sign on the floor
Pea- kyle slaps me with a nicotine patch
Elyk-I slap a nicotine patch on Pea and we go to the lobby together
Elyk-Brainwyrms is in the lobby when we get there, FWD is right behind us wearing a flame shirt, sunglasses, and he has his glowing eye
Pea- at the lobby, i see: brainmaster, fwd with a guy fieri outfit
Draku-get between surgery and pharmacy diagonally position-wise, up against the wall, start watching
FWD-Head to my room and PRE DRINK. SHADOW is entering EAST HALL, SEAL is leaving
Elyk-Shadow is entering the east hall, Seal is leaving the east hall. Brainmaster enters the gift shop, Pea enters the cafeteria
Seal-In the LOBBY, I see BRAINMASTER going into the GIFT SHOP, a DRUNK FROG (???) stepping out of the ELEVATOR as FWD and KYLE enter the ELEVATOR, and PEA going to the CAFETERIA.
Shadow-Go back to EAST HALL, SEAL's leaving the hall while BRAINMASTER enters GIFT SHOP.
Pea- shadow enters the east hall, seal leaves it. brainmaster goes to the gift shop, fwd and kyle go to the elevator
Blasterwyrms-Try to do my left-foot right-foot combo into the HALL but I fuck it up and fall. I take the ELEVATOR down.
FWD-Wait for elevator with ELYK, a DRUNK FROG gets out and we ride it up
Elyk-I hang out with FWD for a bit until a drunk frog exits the elevator, there are alcohol fumes
Shadow-DRUNK FROG steps out of ELEVATOR as FUN WITH DESPAIR and ELYK enter it. PEA enters CAFETERIA.
Blasterwyrms-I tr- tothekitchen aaaaaaaaan obody recognizes m
Pea- i dash to the cafeteria and stack tables and i climb it cause i need to satisfy my climbing itch.
Seal-I follow PEA into the CAFETERIA; PEA starts STACKING TABLES while I put on a SICK ANIME JAM on the STEREO in the REC ROOM. I turn it up loud and break the VOLUME KNOB off.
Pea- frog person steals the obama meat, seal goes the rec room
Blasterwyrms-CAFETTTTTT obama KITCHEKITCHEKITCHEN HAMBURGER
Pea- bye bye lullaby in the rec room
Elyk-FWD and I get in and ride up together. I go to the storage, he goes the other way
Blasterwyrms-VIAGR
Pea- paper mario(?) comes from the lobby
Pea- seal leaves the rec room, goes to the kitchen.
Seal-I depart from the REC ROOM into the KITCHEN, and see that someone has stolen chunks from the BARACK HUSSEIN OBAMA BUST AND MEMORIAL REST IN PEACE MISTER PRESIDENT. I also see PEA sitting on top of a MOUNTAIN OF TABLES.
Pea- paper mario(?) goes to the west stairs
Seal-The DRUNK FROG leaves the KITCHEN while I enter. I notice that the DRUNK FROG has a HUGE BONER, but because of intense ALCOHOL FUMES, I can't ID whoever the DRUNK FROG is.
Pea- the frog has a boner
Seal-I reach the KITCHEN and begin the pursuit of my TRUE OBJECTIVE: I begin drinking as much WATER as I can, and PEE in all of the SILVERWARE DRAWERS.
Pea- i hear some loser complain about the bathrooms being out of service, coming from the west stairs
Shadow-Enter room, give LASSIE a NICOTINE PATCH and go to sleep.
SC-come to a little while later, analyze med, leave labs and go to storage, see draku on the way
Seal-I notice somebody turned the OVEN on and threw MEAT at it (not into it, but AT it? I will clarify with the NURSING STAFF). There is also a broken VIAGRA SHOT on the floor.
Draku-superchao leaves labs heading away from me
SC-go to storage and get a knife so i can stab someone for shits and giggles
FWD-DRAKU sees me go to the MORGUE, hands are missing on the bodies, bunch of shit on the floor
Draku-fwd enters the labs
FWD-POUR ONE OUT FOR MY HOMIE BM
Elyk-When I get to the storage Superchao is there. He stabs me but then I pick up a katana and cut his arm off. I offer to bandage it but he refuses and leaves
SC-stab elyk as he enters. he cuts off my left arm. that was my favorite arm you asshole. he tries to bandage me but i just walk away because fuck dat guy
Agastya- Wake up
Agasta- Head to lobby
Elyk-I take the arm, katana, and bandages with me when I leave
Elyk-I head toward the pharmacy via the right hall
Draku-fwd leaves the labs
FWD-Leave the MORGUE, go to STORAGE, there's a blood trail
FWD-Grab PARTY SUPPLIES BOOOOOYS
SC-as i go back to my room, see a drunk frog throwing meat at agastya in the lobby
Agastya- DRUNK FROG throws meat at me
Agastya- Head upstairs, Chao leaves the elevator, missing an arm
SC-fall asleep in my room
Draku-drunk frog and agastya go up the stairs, agastya goes to the pharmacy while the drunk frog who has identity concealing alcohol fumes heads to surgery
Agastya- Head to Pharmacy
Elyk-I see Agastya enter through the left door as I exit it
Agastya- Elyk is there holding a katana AND A SEVERED ARM
Diantha-get party gear on
Diantha-leave with two
Elyk-Outside the left door I see someone staring at me but I cannot make out who they are. I go downstairs
Draku-elyk leaves the pharmacy holding a katana and a severed arm, he looks visibly confused that i was there
Seal-I depart from the KITCHEN once my objective is complete, heading into the LOBBY. I see KYLE coming downstairs, and we both head into our respective halls. I also see TWO enter the GIFT SHOP, and DIANTHA enter the CAFETERIA. A BLOOD TRAIL is coming out of the ELEVATOR into the EAST HALL.
Diantha-see seal leave cafeteria, kyle coming downstairs. >fucking blood from the elevator to the hall
Diantha-two goes to gift shop while I get sips
Pea- seal leaves the kitchen, diantha enters with party clothes on and gets energy drinks from the kitchen. what? why are there energy drinks in the hospital
Elyk-At the bottom of the stairs I see Seal entering the lobby from the cafeteria, Diantha is entering the cafeteria, Two is entering the gift shop
Elyk-Seal enters her bedroom hall as I enter mine
Seal-I go back to my room and sleep.
Elyk-I go to my room and sleep
Draku-two people obscured by alcohol fumes exit the surgery room and go opposite ways, one is carrying the drunk frog towards me
Draku-agastya leaves pharmacy and goes to the labs
Agastya- Pass by Draku and DRUNK FROG heading to the lab
Draku-alcohol fumes guy throws the frog down the stairs before slurring "FUCK NOT AGAIN" before he himself passes out and falls down the stairs too. ok
Blasterwyrms-Lost connection to the server. Returning to the main menu.
FWD-Head downstairs, blood trail from elevator to east hall
FWD-DRUNK FROG is passed out
Diantha-FUCKING GUY FIERI DESPAIR LETS PARTY
Agastya- Fascinating (this is apparently agastya analyzing shit in the labs which is confirmed to take a while)
Draku-nothing happens for a while but splatoon music comes from the lobby at a point in this void (this is the start of the party)
FWD-PARTY STARTSSSSS
Diantha->that first sip of the day
Diantha-statue gets tp'd then get doused in shit beer by mr fun with fieri
Pea- i leave and witness a party happening at the lobby. fwd shoots his beer at the official minus world couple.
Pea- i see a blood trail from the elevator to the east hall
Pea- take the east stairs, go to the storage room
Pea- notice there's a puddle of blood in the storage room, with a trail leading to the elevator. confirmed to be schao's.
Pea- there's a flashlight, bloodied, on the floor.
FWD-DIANTHA and TWO join me, see PEA go upstairs
Diantha-pea walks to stars
Draku-agastya exits the labs
Agasta- Head downstairs
Agastya- See the party, Two/Diantha/FWD/DRUNK FROG are there
Agastya- FROG is lying on the floor next to someone obscured by alcohol fumes
Diantha-someone reaks and is headed to the hall from elevator, they have a bag
Diantha-try to really party but two covers my titties
Agastya- Somebody else obscured by ALCOHOL FUMES is stepping out of the elevator with a bag. The blood trail from the ELEVATOR to EAST HALL exists at this point
FWD-DIANTHA goes topless as an ALCOHOLIC WITH A BAG heads to the EAST HALL
Agastya- Fuck this, I'm going back to sleep
FWD-DIANTHA whispers to TWO, but TWO doesn't follow her to bed and instead fucks off upstairs
Draku-twof comes upstairs and enters the pharmacy
TwoF-once party's slowed down, head to the pharmacy and then the lab then to bed
Diantha-walk to rooms with fun with fieri but he enters his and Ienter twos, pass out there
FWD-Go to bed myself, PEA is close behind
Draku-i toss down a "i like piss" card and leave, as an alcohol fumes obscured guy comes upstairs. there's still another obscured by fumes passed out at the bottom of the stairs alongside the frog tho
Draku-i go back to my room and sleep
TwoF-everything that I saw during the party is in ddianhtas account and all I saw on my trip afterwards was draku and under-light inDead BM. at this point in time, BM's corpse was anonymous and had alcohol fumes.
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I've obtained some minor clarification about the vandalism of the memorial for FORMER PRESIDENT BARACK HUSSEIN OBAMA RIP 
: The MEAT that was splattered all over the OVEN was indeed the same type as the meat used for THE MEMORIAL REST IN PEACE MISTER PRESIDENT 
, and that the OVEN was CLOSED, and whomever splattered the MEAT all over it missed horribly.
I know nobody else cares about this but me but I want to find whoever did this and hold them accountable.
: The MEAT that was splattered all over the OVEN was indeed the same type as the meat used for THE MEMORIAL REST IN PEACE MISTER PRESIDENT , and that the OVEN was CLOSED, and whomever splattered the MEAT all over it missed horribly.I know nobody else cares about this but me but I want to find whoever did this and hold them accountable.
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