This post was last modified: Aug 28, 2017 at 2:07 PM by Yrrzy.

the boston dong is a LIFELESS CORPSE

it flops as a corpse should

can we investigate aidan's body too so we can see why it's standing up

An autopsy of AIDAN's body reveals MUSHROOMS taking root in his NERVOUS SYSTEM

does boston dong's body have mushrooms

An autopsy of THE BOSTON DONG's body reveals nothing unusual whatsoever.

while we're doing autopsies lets do dudes body

An autopsy of DUDE's body reveals traces of CAFFEINE, but nothing else.

INVESTIGATE for GROSS PUS

There is no GROSS PUS to be found.

DISCORD INVESTIGATION:
FUN WITH DESPAIR reveals he is in possession of CAMOPRAM and LAZARIN, both unused.

In case you missed some vital evidence that may mean nothing to you but will mean something to others, please post your account anyways.

aside from what other people already mentioned seeing me, the only notable thing I saw that I don't think was mentioned yet was a mountain of tables in the cafeteria.

I never returned to my room and fell asleep outside the door to the toilets

so considering you've been seen going to the gift shop and you mentioned seeing the mountain of tables in the cafeteria + falling asleep in the west side of the ground floor (and being the only person to have reported seeing dude's corpse) this makes your pathway seem very erratic

with nobody else having seen you, there would have been enough time for you to have gone up the west stairs and pushed dude down them + shove the ol' dong downstairs as well and head back down to fall asleep near the toilets

especially since there was a complaint about the toilets being broken that has come from the stairs and not the toilets itself

so if you could actually post your account to clear up the timelining on dude, that'd be great

I'm not too worried about it. I really didn't see anything beyond what i mentioned and all my movements have been seen by at least one other person who has already posted an account so it's easy to see I can't possibly have done it. I must have missed all the action.

DISCORD INVESTIGATION:
SUPERCHAO reveals he is in possession of HAILMARYN, unused.

DISCORD INVESTIGATION:
SUPERCHAO reveals he is in possession of HAILMARYN, unused.

What color is the label on it?

HAILMARYN is a RED LABEL med.

DISCORD INVESTIGATION:
AGASTYA reveals he is in possession of CORDYCEPS and DELUSINOL, both unopened.

How heavy is Boston Dong? Can I carry him with one hand?

THE BOSTON DONG weighs as much as an AVERAGE HUMAN, you would need TWO ARMS to carry him.

I try to lift Boston Dong by using one hand and one arm with my hand tucked into my sleeve in a fist, by wrapping my sleeved arm around Dong's midsection.

You can just about get him up to drag him around.

I would like to check to see how cleanly BM's hand was cut off.