This post was last modified: Sep 3, 2017 at 6:28 PM by
Fun With Despair.
Alright so get this, boys. I woke up and I was rock fucking solid. No, it's not what you think, because I actually just took FERRORDERMEX, but it's also what you think, I was in dire need of a GHOST BLOWJOB.
So I grab my CAMOPRAM, leave my room, and head into AIDAN'S, where I steal his fucking bedsheet and cut ghost eyeholes into it. I would have used my own, but mine was a KLAN ROBE at the moment so like, priorities, right? Anyway, SHADOW and LASSIE come in and slip me a spare NICOTINE PATCH. Thanks, guys. We then all head to the GIFT SHOP, and AGASTYA joins us from the WEST HALL.
All of us grab some NICOTINE, but I also grab some fuckin VODKA because jesus fuck I'll need it. We all leave to the PHARMACY and I see WOLVERINE beat SHADOW at ROCKS PAPER SCISSORS. SHADOW, almost in tears from his crushing defeat, comes upstairs with us and we all grab shit from the PHARMACY. I grab some SPORES and DELUSIONOL, and AGASTYA and I head over to the MORGUE, where I revive my long-lost enemy: ELYK.
I hand him the DELUSIONOL and pop him under the sheet, giving him a TOP HAT. Meanwhile AGASTYA is defiling DUDE'S CORPSE in weird sexual ways I don't even wanna get into. ELYK and I leave the MORGUE and I see TWO_FINGER just standing outside. I then head down through the CAFETERIA where SHADOW and LASSIE are coming in and DREI is leaving to fuck knows where.
So yeah, ELYK and I head into the LOBBY and PEA with another GHOST (Draku) watch ELYK suck my dick. I then make him drink the CAMOPRAM and I rip the GHOST SHEET OFF, revealing that he's magically disappeared. Then I get ELYK to slap DRAKU with the DELUSIONOL.
Then I go upstairs, repent for my GHOST SEX over the PA, and go into STORAGE, where that fucker AGASTYA KOs me