i'm just gonna outright ask if the metal ball looks like a bigger ball bearing

@Kokichi Ouma, based on accounts given by Mr. Turb and Mr. Leblanc, and corroborated by Mr. Negro, you exited the library and went to your room to hang magazine pages and move Mr. Finger's body. Did it take two trips to bring both the magazines and the body to your room?

they were two different trips apollo
i saw him decorating his room door at the start of my night and at the end of my night i saw him dragging the body

@Kokichi Ouma, based on accounts given by Mr. Turb and Mr. Leblanc, and corroborated by Mr. Negro, you exited the library and went to your room to hang magazine pages and move Mr. Finger's body. Did it take two trips to bring both the magazines and the body to your room?

Why am I doing your job for you? You're the lawyer, shouldn't you be the one figuring things out?

Sometimes I wish I had a nice job as a veterinarian, or maybe a gravekeeper...
A job where I don't have to deal with people...

I'd like to Present my notes.

Not that they're a piece of decisive evidence or anything like that. In fact, they're kind of a mess. Can anyone make sense of this?

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archer: wake up
archer: walks to STUDY with wine bottle
angie: wake up, pray
draku: wake up
yuno: wake up
draku: go to study
draku: hear prayers to atua
draku: see Archer_Est in study
draku: ARCHER_EST leaves study
yuno: enter SUPPLY CLOSET, grabs cleaning supplies
archer: goes downstairs, sees YUNO enter SUPPLY CLOSET
angie: enter study

apollo: wake up
turb: wake up, pray
draku: sees ANGIE enter study to grab p.thief book
draku: puts on hood, runs into APOLLO
apollo: runs into DRAKU on way to STUDY
turb: sees APOLLO leave STUDY
turb: stands around like an asshole for an extremely long time
gato: wake up, put banana costume on
apollo: goes down to MY OFFICE to hang sign
apollo: enter COURTYARD, see YUNO enter LIBRARY
kokichi: claims to see TWO_FINGER enter LIBRARY SECRET PASSAGEWAT
yuno: enter LIBRARY
yuno: assaults KOKICHI
turb: hears KOKICHI and YUNO fighting
maurice: wake up
archer: enter TROPHY ROOM.
kokichi: claims to hear a scream from the LIBRARY PASSAGEWAY
yuno: does not hear the scream
yuno: KOed by KOKICHI
angie: goes to COURTYARD for a prayer circle
turb: goes DOWNSTAIRS
zigg: wake up, enter study [no way to place this one]
zigg: leave study, pass gato
draku: jumps off patio, collides with folding ladder in COURTYARD, accidentally decorating the COURTYARD for his Halloween party while KOing himself
gato: enters COURTYARD, sees DRAKU injure himself
maurice: enter COURTYARD, sees GATO and DRAKU
negro: wake up, enter WINE STORAGE [can't be placed]
gato: enters MY OFFICE, sees TURB
turb: enters MY OFFICE, sees GATO
turb: enter COURTYARD
angie: prayer circle with TURB
angie: NEGATIVE MAN enters courtyard, cries
angie: TURB and ANGIE stop praying, ANGIE enters OUTHOUSE
negro: JOHN FREEMAN enters and leave WINE STORAGE [can't be placed]
maurice: leaves COURTYARD, enter KITCHEN
turb: sees ZIGGZAGG enter COURTYARD via MY OFFICE.
zigg: enters COURTYARD, sees ANGIE entering OUTHOUSE
maurice: goes UPSTAIRS, sees ZIGGZAGG on stairs
zigg: goes to his own room
yuno: wakes from KO, sees KOKICHI still in LIBRARY
yuno: moves to DINING ROOM
draku: wakes from KO, sees negative man crying and yuno leaving library
zigg: goes to TROPHY ROOM, sees ARCHER inside
archer: ZIGZAGG enters TROPHY ROOM, DUDE enters TROPHY ROOM and steals hand
maurice: enters WINE STORAGE, sees NEGRO
zigg: goes towards WINE STORAGE, sees MAURICE and NEGRO inside
negro: sees MAURICE and ZIGGZAGG enter at nearly the same time
maurice: leaves WINE STORAGE, goes DOWNSTAIRS
maurice: enters COURTYARD, starts gardening
maurice: sees KOKICHI dragging TWO_FINGER'S body
zigg: goes to own room

[At this point, in order for anything anyone has testified to make sense, Kokichi Ouma must have run up a flight of stairs at something approaching the speed of sound whilst carrying a grown man's body. He then would've had to arrange the body in his bed, tucked in like a sleeping child, then run downstairs again at the speed of sound without anyone seeing or hearing him do any of this.]
maurice: sees KOKICHI again, finishes gardening
maurice: goes to bed

negro: sees KOKICHI come UPSTAIRS carrying magazine pages
turb: sees FREEMANS motorcycle from PATIO to PATIO
turb: enters KITCHEN, attacked by INVISIBLE MAN holding a knife
negro: talks to MONOKUMA in WINE STORAGE
turb: runs to WINE STORAGE

angie: enters MY OFFICE, sees GATO

archer: FREEMANS enter TROPHY ROOM
archer: leaves TROPHY ROOM
apollo: enter MY OFFICE, see GATO and ANGIE
apollo: go to bed
turb: sees MONOKUMA and EL NEGRO in WINE STORAGE
turb: goes to HALLWAY
turb: sees KOKICHI redecorating his door with magazine pages
negro: interrupted by DUDE leading MONOKUMA out of WINE STORAGE

negro: sees KOKICHI pass by WINE STORAGE

turb: encounters chemical gas eminating from RON JEREMY'S ROOM
turb: passes out in TROPHY ROOM
zigg: exits own room, passes out in HALLWAY due to chemical gas
draku: yells about party, sees dude exit dining room
yuno: goes UPSTAIRS, smells chemical gas
yuno: goes to bed
draku: enters my office, sees gato
archer: enter MY OFFICE
draku: plays billiards with ANGIE
angie: plays billiards with DUDE
draku: dude and monokuma enter my office, dude moves to foyer
angie: plays billiards with MONOKUMA
draku: FREEMANS enter my office, ask about the body, leave along with ARCHER
archer: goes UPSTAIRS, sees JOHN FREEMAN enter TWO_FINGER'S ROOM
archer: goes to bed
draku: party ends, removes hood.
draku: heads to room. sees JOHN FREEMAN crying. GORDON is dead.
angie: goes to bed, sees DRAKU, JOHN and GORDON in hall
draku: go to bed. bleach bottle in room
gato: leaves MY OFFICE
gato: goes to bed

I wish Ema was here. This would be a lot easier with fingerprinting dust and luminol...

Ohhh, *now* I see why you were asking me! You're too incompetent to do it yourself! No wonder no one likes your games as much.


I did not move at the speed of sound. First, I soundly defeated Yuno. Shortly after, I heard the scream. Following that, I went to my door to redecorate it, then went back to the library for quite some time.


I'll give you another shot, lawyer boy. Try again with this new info!

ugh fine i'll stop memeing early and give this timeline a jump start

-WAKE UP
-hard brexit out of my room
-kokichi's decorating his door, there's whiskey at his feet for some reason
-turb heads down the stairs in wine storage
-go down those stairs myself, passing monokuma and el negro
-monokuma follows me because he's monokuma and he does what he wants
-someone goes up stairs on the other side of the hall
-wine bottle falls from the Local Tourist Attraction Ron Jeremy Hole and spews some Toxic Love
-jesus fuck my everything
-detour through the kitchen and dining room because of the gas shit
-pass yuno in the dining room
-in the courtyard, there's a klansman trying to get a rocking party started
-oh hell yeah i love parties

-wait no the other thing
-head into the parlor anyways
-sup klansman
-sup, banana gato?
-sup angie
-sup monokuma who's still following me
-get some whiskey for now and for later
-head into the foyer because i was going to check for some fuckin' ~secrets~
-oh there's jack shit here
-chug the whiskey

-stmumble into the torphy room, grabbing the elyk hand
-stumbl back up to my room
-kokichi's draggin a body and hes all bloody and shit

does this fix kokichi's timeline too or is he still magic

oh yeah

>i still don't hear anything more specific than kokichi yelling and liquid getting thrown around, but i do hear a door opening and someone heading towards the study while i'm leaving it

>i wanted to say i missed something else potentially important in my account i.e. obamaport tier but it appears i did not

John Freeman walked like speed of light back to his motorcycl and left behind the bad place behind him. John Freeman had to ride his motorcycle really fast bck to the office but John Freemans gas ran out. John Freeman jumped fast off the motorcycle and landed on dead peoples hands.

"Ron Jeremy is now these hands... i must kill the next boss and live up to full-life consequences!" John Freeman said out loud.

John Freeman went to the kitchen and looked in the fridge. John Freeman seen eggs fall out of the fridge and he put them on the counter safe.

"These birds dont have to see Ron Jeremy yet. its not time." John Freeman said to him.

John Freeman had to walked faster and passed El Negro in the wine room and soon was back at his office work and on a computer. He looked on the internet and found a good deal on confetti.

"I know his weakness now" John Freeman said. And after that he got emails from someone. John Freeman opened up the emails and read them.

"Dear John Freeman, how are you? I miss you at home come home safe and soon with your new friend Ron Jeremy for thanksgiving dinner. Love mom." John Freeman looked at it and got sad and yelled "I WILL KILL THE BOSS AND RON JEREMY WILL BE HAPPY SOUL!" then he turned on off the computer and wet on the platform again down to his other more faster motorcycle that had gas in it this time.

John Freeman searchd for the next boss and found nothing in the east bedrooms so he went downstair. The hall smell like poison but John Freeman had to keep going. There was party in the parlor with Racism and Gato and Angie and but John Freeman did not have time to party.

John Freeman got to the east bedrooms and saw 2Finger room empty and Drakus room door opened to reveal a booby trap and Gordon Freeman jumped in front of John Freeman and got mustard gas.

Gordon Freeman died and John Freeman was sad and looked up at the door and said "YOU WILL NOT LAUGH AT ME" and shot rocket at door and killed the door.

John Freeman walkd really fast back to his office and passed Draku and Angie and Gato and kokichis door with blood.

to be continued...?

@Monokuma From what I understand a booby trapped door ambushed the Freeman and was swiftly blown up. Is there anything left in the wreckage? Glass shards, chemical remains, anything out of place? And what is left of the room itself and it's contents?

This post was last modified: Oct 26, 2017 at 4:51 PM by Apollo Justice.

Ohhh, *now* I see why you were asking me! You're too incompetent to do it yourself! No wonder no one likes your games as much.

If you get executed, are you still going to pay me?

@Monokuma From what I understand a booby trapped door ambushed the Freeman and was swiftly blown up. Is there anything left in the wreckage? Glass shards, chemical remains, anything out of place? And what is left of the room itself and it's contents?

Among DOOR PIECES are CHARRED GLASS SHARDS. The surrounding chemicals are the same as the ones in his lungs.

I wanted to make my testimony brief, but you guys are pressing me on every little thing. I'm not used to being on this side of the witness stand, and I hope I never will be.

After my hard work putting my office together, I went to the kitchen to make the traditional meal of my people: burgers. I scarfed one down and then made my way to the first floor painting.

Since my Chords of Steel training went so well yesterday, I wanted to take it to the next level. I went through the secret passageway and hid behind the Atua painting. If Angie came by, I was going to speak to her in the voice of her god.

Unfortunately she was downstairs in my office the whole time. I ended up standing in a dark room alone for nothing. In the end I went back through the passageway and went to bed.

@monokuma Are there signs in the kitchen of burger materials missing

@Monokuma is there signs of some burgs being made in the kitchen
like did apollo even clean the knife that's there

>get to the kitchen intending to look for cheesy phrase beer glasses, but then

>there's a floating knife

>lunging at me

@Apollo Justice No flying knives in the kitchen? Did you see anything making your meal?

@monokuma Are there signs in the kitchen of burger materials missing

@Monokuma is there signs of some burgs being made in the kitchen
like did apollo even clean the knife that's there

There are GROUND BEEF and two BUNS missing, and it is apparent that someone has used the KETCHUP and MUSTARD, as there is some residue around the LID.

The FLOOR KNIFE is clean.

I still have one of the burgers, if @"Monokuma" will allow me to show you.
It's a little cold but it should still be good. I use a lot of ketchup though. Hope you're okay with that.

@Monokuma are there any knives in there that show signs of making burgers or is the knife on the floor what you used Apollo?