This post was last modified: Aug 31, 2016 at 12:11 AM by God.

you want me to believe that chemtrails don't ezist, but the Shrek DOESNT have a penis modelled underneath his LOINCLOTH?????

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This post was last modified: Aug 29, 2016 at 6:44 PM by Shroomguy.

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Chemtrails are real but much like the moon landing, Shrek's penis is a myth.

I mean for a reasonable estimate I'd say somewhere around 15 inches of uncut glory, with plenty of swamp smegma

Fiona must be fucking wrecked down there

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This post was last modified: Aug 30, 2016 at 9:03 PM by kaZaam.

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Fiona must be fucking wrecked down there

umm can you cut out things like this

even shreks foreskin has layers i imagine. its ok tho cuz his dick is just one of those trumpets he has on his head anyway

lmao

Fiona must be fucking wrecked down there

umm can you cut out things like this

Shrek and Fiona have sex (as evidenced by their children) and Shrek has a humongous dick, so wouldn't it stand to reason

pls no more ogre sex imagery

shrek babes are prob the scariest thing in a kids movi

don't talk about fiona's vulva as if it's something that necessarily gets defiled/devalued when she has sex, it's part of an insipid and hateful myth that comes from christian values of feminine purity that blames women for the appearance of their genitals if they have the gall to enjoy their sexuality. enjoy their sexuality kinda like, you know, men do.

also no-one said that shrek's dick is big anyway

and lyk if u cant deal with a baggy pussy then lyk thats ur own insecurities lmao keep that to yourself

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if theres eber a movie 5 we better see shrek's dick

tfw you will never be fucked by shrek

never say never; technological advancements are happening fast