you could prob kinda do it now with one of those bad dragon things and a shrek vr sim

assuming those exist (they fuckn better

fun fact: in the novel i'm writing there's mention of a porno called SHREK'S SWAMPY ANAL FUCK

LMAO

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i think it's the 'swampy' that gets me, jesus fycking lol

how much do you think michael moore would reprise his role as shrek in the vr porno

after that xmas special i think he'll do anything

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tbh im sure if shrek shoved his dick anywhere itd be wrecked

that's not true becuase shrek once shoved his dick down my throat and my throat Lived To Tell The Tale (The Tale of Shrek 5, That Is)

ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmm that sounds made up

don't talk about fiona's vulva as if it's something that necessarily gets defiled/devalued when she has sex, it's part of an insipid and hateful myth that comes from christian values of feminine purity that blames women for the appearance of their genitals if they have the gall to enjoy their sexuality. enjoy their sexuality kinda like, you know, men do.

You're looking too far into it though, what I'm talking about is simple physics

Think a fat guy diving into a tiny inner tube. It doesn't stand a chance

I'm not calling into question the elasticity of fiona's vulva I'm just sayin if we're going with the enormous dick canon it makes sense that nearly anything would be obliterated upon insertion

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Yeah good point but she could have gotten a c-section

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Did fiona have a swamp birth

that's not true becuase shrek once shoved his dick down my throat and my throat Lived To Tell The Tale (The Tale of Shrek 5, That Is)

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yeah i mean lyk idk you make out as if male ogres have huge dicks but fail to realise that obv female ogres would have huge cunts to accommodate this. it's not lyk an ogre cunt is gonna be the same as a human cunt. besides, lyk wtl suggested, human cunts can handle ogre dicks anyway. did you think this through or did you just wanna make a comment about ruining cunts?

Yeah I didn't really think that indepth about the specifics of ogre sex I guess

this is a conversation about shreks ginormous peener i dont think anyone is thinking anything through tbh