The Minus World Killing Game 5: Pre-Registration
It's fine. One of those cubs was running around here, anyway. I'm sure nobody'll notice.
I would say that this isn't the biggest group of freaks I've ever seen, but I'd be lying. At least things are certainly going to be... interesting.
How intriguing...We have a wannabe dictator with a Napoleon complex, a nature goddess, a narcissistic Saiyan doppelganger, a girl with seven ex-boyfriends, a dimwitted rich girl, a German politician, a Russian Adam Sandler, an artist who's actually a cult leader, a chess novice, an Italian plumber, a sweet ol' granny, a homicidal poetry girl, some baseball player, a fallen angel/idol, a yakuza member, the crotch of a rat pickle, a ripoff of our very own host, and worst of all, you.
So that's it, huh? We're some kind of...Killing Game Squad?
My fellow Americans,
As the former President of the United States, I am officially accepting my victory against my rival Pickle Rick's Rat Taint as a participant in the 5th Official Minus World Killing Game. I look forward to participating in this Killing Game with all of you.
As the former President of the United States, I am officially accepting my victory against my rival Pickle Rick's Rat Taint as a participant in the 5th Official Minus World Killing Game. I look forward to participating in this Killing Game with all of you.
Hello everyone, I'm Blanc, the CPU of Lowee. I'm not sure why Ram and Rom were giggling so much when they handed me the invite to this place, but it seems like there's a lot of interesting faces. I think I've seen this bear thing before though...
Well, this is certainly not the weirdest event I've been invited to. Certainly, it is better than when I thought Ms. Buttersworth finally responded to my fan mail, but it turned out to be the crazy lady next door. Now that I'm here you all may as well accept me as your ruler. Things will go much smoother that way.
I am shocked that Daddy didn't build a casino with a penthouse suite, but oh well! I'll be hosting fashion shows and working on my tan while Daddy makes even more money from this investment.
Gambling's boring when you're rich and don't have to worry about losing anything, but I'm sure the rest of you will have tons of fun giving the house all of your cash and watching me grow even more rich and fabulous!
Here's a picture of me holding your life savings!
Gambling's boring when you're rich and don't have to worry about losing anything, but I'm sure the rest of you will have tons of fun giving the house all of your cash and watching me grow even more rich and fabulous!
Here's a picture of me holding your life savings!
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