This post was last modified: Mar 13, 2018 at 10:59 PM by
Turb.
I feel like I've written all of this before. I wonder why.
-I awoke at the same time as Diantha, to the sight of pouring rain, Skinner leaving Pool Supplies and playing with a sand castle, and Shoey emerging from his room wearing nothing but a pink thong.
-we got to see shoey's balls flopping around wildly as he did jumping jacks
-Diantha left for the beach in the middle of this. I really wanted Shoey to leave, so I stared at him, but he just wouldn't. So I did what I had to do and destroyed Martin Schulz's door in front of presumably a few people. I didn't realize Martin would be afk, though, and he was asleep in his bed. I left in disappointment.
-Steamed Hams was beginning once I got to the Ballroom, and I headed to the Backstage to get the stupidest possible costume. Once I finished putting it on, the
plague doctor came out of the wardrobe.
-I didn't really care, though, so I turned my head towards catering, where Chalmers and Skinner were talking about smoke from the oven and steamed clams. The former left the room after steamed clams, and the latter came in to the Backstage to grab a plate of hamburgers from a mannequin, departing for the Ballroom afterwards.
-I myself went into Catering to organize some Jack Daniels, pocketing a drink for myself as well. Granny Betsy, God rest her, was lying dead near the oven, and I will drink in her honor tonight. The
plague doctor came in, grabbed a knife, and started pouring piss-colored cooking oil into the knife drawer.
-I then turned right back around and jumped off the stage while screaming for the whole intimidation effect and all, and noticed that Shoey had finally fucked off from the beach, Viridi was writing about hamster necrophilia, and Diantha was making the base of the Aniki statue.
-Upon arriving in the Pachinko Hallway, I saw Yrr already strapped to the chair, playing the MGS3 machine. I went for the elevator and noticed Archer come out of the locked one, holding some kind of flashlight and looking a bit out of it.
-I grabbed quintessential party supplies: one (1) soda and Baby Driver DVD from the Media Room upstairs, which was Granny Betsy's, God rest her, favorite movie. I can only hope we get to watch it with her later. I also headed down the Fire Escape to grab some also party-essential pool toys from the supplies room, noticing that Diantha had almost finished Aniki and that Viridi was going in the Beach House.
-I went to the Casino to play some craps, but noticed that an armored Producer was already playing a game of it. Maitre was loitering around with a tray of beers, and the
fat plague doctor slot machine was already set up near London. It was then that Shit Got Real.
-A
discount phantom thief emerged from behind the plague doctor, rushing towards me with a yellow knife. I pulled out my own weapon to fight back, and ran on top of the slot machine. He paced around near it and then lunged at me, while we traded even and lightning-quick blows.
-However, he got a lucky hit in on me, sending me flying onto the craps table and ruining the Producer's game. He flipped towards me with his knife, while I instinctively raised up my blade to block him. I noticed a bedsheet ghost come in and start spectating this shit.
-Of course there was an obligatory X-mashing QTE, and I managed to hold him back while the spectators left for other rooms. I managed to knock the knife out of his hand, and I was about to deal the final blow, but he somehow backflipped up and kicked me straight in the head. Cheater.
-The last things I heard before passing out were a door opening, and a loud slam coupled with the noise of glass breaking.