This post was last modified: Mar 13, 2018 at 10:36 PM by Spooks?.

@Monokuma , would you care to shed some light on if the victim's blunt wound has, oh, I dunno, splinters in it?

You examine the victim's WOUND and find that upon closer inspection she has TWO WOUNDS.

The first is the one on the front of her head, which has an odd shape not quite like a BAT, but she has another one on the back from where her head collided with the floor.

Heya check it, I'm finally back on the scene for a bit so let me lay it out. I wake up and grab my trusty bat, yes my bat, I don't go anywhere without it in case someone challanges me to a game of lethal league. Viridi is on the couch so she can confirm that I already had my bat. I hit the gym and work out, finishing off with some cool water which I properly recycle after. I don't want this place looking like my dump of a home town. I go downstairs and this is where it gets wonky. Yrr is leaving the backroom of the stage, and Skinner er, Hades already has his costume on. I still have to grab mine though. Going through catering, Our vic is already on the ground out cold. Now I can't say if they were dead, but they weren't moving. Continuing on to get my costume i hit backstage. But. Inside the wardrobe, you know that creepy doctor man you saw? Yah, it was in there. It wasn't moving, but it was there. Then when I left to go back into the casino, The boy Death himself and the girl fashion are already chillin, and he passes me a cold one. Honestly I'm underaged, but if an embodiment of death offers to crack one open for me, how can I say no. The rest of the night I gambled, built a sandcastle, brought some alcohol for the luncheon, and performed the luncheon itself. There's tons of details I'm not sure i have time for, so I'll just say the important parts. When I went back into catering to check on Skinner, granny was still there, and she hadn't yet moved.

This post was last modified: Mar 13, 2018 at 10:41 PM by Viridi. Edit Reason: typo

@Monokuma I'd like to blow the lid off this case and investigate the backroom for anything out of the ordinary!

@Monokuma

You cannot determine if the burns are what killed her, but they appear to fresher than the bruises and distinctly caused by flames

@Monokuma

Investigate Catering, and also examine the left-behind yellow knife in the Casino.

This post was last modified: Mar 13, 2018 at 10:59 PM by Turb.

I feel like I've written all of this before. I wonder why.


-I awoke at the same time as Diantha, to the sight of pouring rain, Skinner leaving Pool Supplies and playing with a sand castle, and Shoey emerging from his room wearing nothing but a pink thong.

-we got to see shoey's balls flopping around wildly as he did jumping jacks

-Diantha left for the beach in the middle of this. I really wanted Shoey to leave, so I stared at him, but he just wouldn't. So I did what I had to do and destroyed Martin Schulz's door in front of presumably a few people. I didn't realize Martin would be afk, though, and he was asleep in his bed. I left in disappointment.

-Steamed Hams was beginning once I got to the Ballroom, and I headed to the Backstage to get the stupidest possible costume. Once I finished putting it on, the plague doctor came out of the wardrobe.

-I didn't really care, though, so I turned my head towards catering, where Chalmers and Skinner were talking about smoke from the oven and steamed clams. The former left the room after steamed clams, and the latter came in to the Backstage to grab a plate of hamburgers from a mannequin, departing for the Ballroom afterwards.

-I myself went into Catering to organize some Jack Daniels, pocketing a drink for myself as well. Granny Betsy, God rest her, was lying dead near the oven, and I will drink in her honor tonight. The plague doctor came in, grabbed a knife, and started pouring piss-colored cooking oil into the knife drawer.

-I then turned right back around and jumped off the stage while screaming for the whole intimidation effect and all, and noticed that Shoey had finally fucked off from the beach, Viridi was writing about hamster necrophilia, and Diantha was making the base of the Aniki statue.

-Upon arriving in the Pachinko Hallway, I saw Yrr already strapped to the chair, playing the MGS3 machine. I went for the elevator and noticed Archer come out of the locked one, holding some kind of flashlight and looking a bit out of it.

-I grabbed quintessential party supplies: one (1) soda and Baby Driver DVD from the Media Room upstairs, which was Granny Betsy's, God rest her, favorite movie. I can only hope we get to watch it with her later. I also headed down the Fire Escape to grab some also party-essential pool toys from the supplies room, noticing that Diantha had almost finished Aniki and that Viridi was going in the Beach House.

-I went to the Casino to play some craps, but noticed that an armored Producer was already playing a game of it. Maitre was loitering around with a tray of beers, and the fat plague doctor slot machine was already set up near London. It was then that Shit Got Real.

-A discount phantom thief emerged from behind the plague doctor, rushing towards me with a yellow knife. I pulled out my own weapon to fight back, and ran on top of the slot machine. He paced around near it and then lunged at me, while we traded even and lightning-quick blows.

-However, he got a lucky hit in on me, sending me flying onto the craps table and ruining the Producer's game. He flipped towards me with his knife, while I instinctively raised up my blade to block him. I noticed a bedsheet ghost come in and start spectating this shit.

-Of course there was an obligatory X-mashing QTE, and I managed to hold him back while the spectators left for other rooms. I managed to knock the knife out of his hand, and I was about to deal the final blow, but he somehow backflipped up and kicked me straight in the head. Cheater.

-The last things I heard before passing out were a door opening, and a loud slam coupled with the noise of glass breaking.

@Monokuma I remove one of my shoes and compare it to the victim's head wound to see if there's any sort of similarity.

@Monokuma I'd like to blow the lid off this case and investigate the backroom for anything out of the ordinary!

You investigate the BACKSTAGE.

Two MANNEQUINS are standing naked by a wardrobe. Various unused costumes are sitting around. You open the WARDROBE to examine the contents, but all you see are more costumes, along with a YELLOW CAP that appears to be from a can of SPRAY PAINT.

@Monokuma

Investigate Catering, and also examine the left-behind yellow knife in the Casino.

You investigate CATERING.

The room is an ordinary PROFESSIONAL KITCHEN, with many supplies for cooking. It's also fairly burned, the source of the flames appearing to be the OVEN, which spread to some OIL that's been slathered all over the counter.

GRANNY BETSY's body is lying near the OVEN, an empty bottle of JACK DANIELS near her. There is a plate of SCORCHED COOKIES on the counter above her. They smell strangely of JACK DANIELS as well.

A little bit EAST of her corpse, there is a splotch of YELLOW SPRAY PAINT on the wall.

Speaking of which, you check the YELLOW KNIFE and find that it is a very ordinary KITCHEN KNIFE, painted yellow. Besides the PAINT, and some notches from COMBAT, it is pristine.

@Monokuma I remove one of my shoes and compare it to the victim's head wound to see if there's any sort of similarity.

The SHOE seems to match the wound on the victim's head fairly consistently.

@Monokuma Are we all wearing the same shoes?

It has come to light that, from Turb's additional testimony in Discord, the killer has a role that would heavily assist them in committing murder via a shoe-based assault, moving inhumanely.

All right bitches, it's time to inspect TURB'S WOUND and compare it with the VICTIM'S.

@Monokuma Are we all wearing the same shoes?

For the purpose of investigation, yes you all start with the same shoes.

All right bitches, it's time to inspect TURB'S WOUND and compare it with the VICTIM'S.

You compare the VICTIM to TURB.

TURB appears to have been hit far harder than GRANNY BETSY, whose frontal wound is not that bad compared to the one on the back of her head.

@Monokuma I'd like to investigate the toxic wasteland known as the beach house!

@Monokuma I'd like to investigate the toxic wasteland known as the beach house!

You investigate the BEACH HOUSE.

There are some tables, some benches, and some ART SUPPLIES. There really is not much going on here. Nothing out of the ordinary at all.

@"Monokuma" I examine the catwalk.

Does it look like the spraypaint has been messed with?

@"Monokuma" I examine the catwalk.

You examine the CATWALK.

The CATWALK is fairly precarious, stretching around the BALLROOM STAGE. There are some SANDBAGS AND ROPE that control the curtains, as well as the CONTROLS for the two spotlights. Both entrances are now unlocked.

@"Monokuma" how do the restraints on the pachinko chair work?