Whew that was a rough jam session. Candyman really was after me that game, but I just managed to pull through. But I'm worried if I have enough time to prepare for my team deathmatch with Switch tomorrow. Anyways, here's the whole deal.
I woke up, took my bat and left, saw viridi and went into the gym to work out and drink water from the cooler. I properly recycled it by the way. Then i went to the catwalk. Lept down and tuck n' rolled to minimize injury. I was still functional so I saw yrr leaving and Hades already in costume and ready, but I just got up. I go into Catering where Granny is already lying down motionless and not breathing. Go into backroom, get my costume and see PLAGUE DOCTOR in the wardrobe. Put on costume, go to casino. Crack a cold one with death butler, and gamble with London at my side. I beat monokuma and claim my card (i distracted him with masturbating, a win is a win). I go out the pachinko hallway through the lobby and see Producer as hes entering. It's raining. I go to the sandcastle as Diantha chills at the beach. I MUST CORRECT MYSELF, i ALMOST cut myself on the glass, but didn't actually. The broken glass was a near miss. Next is Tiki bar to grab some drink for luncheon. Turb is attacking Martin's door. Shoey... I then head to the ballroom and steamed hams meme. Turb enters at the start and goes backstage. Hades goes into the kitchen and gasps, curious I peek in and GOOD LORD WHAT IS THAT? Smoke is coming out of the oven! Oh, it's just steam... hmmm. from the steamed clams we're having. Betsy isn't having any, she's STILL THERE. I leave and am followed behind by mouther watering... hamburgers? I consider the past events as trump busts onto the stage and screams out the door. I thought we were having steamed clams. Blanc then crushes all the food with their leap down to us and our steamed clams. Oh my bad, steamed hams... But why are they called that when they are obviously grilled? I ask skinner this and he starts stuttering before excusing himself. Of course. He bursts out and exclaims he's pooped, well I am to- GOOD LORD WHAT IS HAPPENING IN THERE? Hades already posted the kg physics meme and it was his idea so read his post and good shit him. Then Viridi attacks, I protect steamed hams night by beating up the assailant with my bat against their... umbrella. Pass by death butler and producer as I go into the pachinko hallway, see doctor machine and yrr strapped to MGS before I SMASH THE MACHINE with my BAT! FINALLY A WEAPON TO SURPASS METAL GEAR! Archer elaves the security room but hes dead lmao. I could see Billy Herrington on the beach blessing my rituals today, god bless him. Also shitty anime doodles in the hallway. then i sleep.

Pass by death butler and producer as I go into the pachinko hallway, see doctor machine and yrr strapped to MGS before I SMASH THE MACHINE with my BAT! FINALLY A WEAPON TO SURPASS METAL GEAR!

The only contents of GRANNY'S STOMACH are several cups worth of JACK DANIELS

How much does it take for a granny to die of alcohol poisoning?

The only contents of GRANNY'S STOMACH are several cups worth of JACK DANIELS

How much does it take for a granny to die of alcohol poisoning?

Too much.

@Monokuma requesting to investigate pool supplies

@Monokuma requesting to investigate pool supplies

You investigate POOL SUPPLIES.

You can't tell if anything is missing besides a BATTERY PACK, which is obviously missing from a package of them. There is also a bottle of POOL CHLORINE that appears to be missing from the row of them on a shelf.

@Monokuma can I count the amount of red, blue, and yellow spray paint cans in the beach house?

@Monokuma can I count the amount of red, blue, and yellow spray paint cans in the beach house?

There are FOUR of each can of RED and BLUE, but only three cans of YELLOW.

@Monokuma

Examine where in Catering the dead granny is lying, how her body is positioned (specifically the direction it's pointing), and if it shows any signs of being moved.

@Monokuma

Examine where in Catering the dead granny is lying, how her body is positioned (specifically the direction it's pointing), and if it shows any signs of being moved.

GRANNY is lying face-up, her feet very close to the door to BACKSTAGE. There are no signs it has been moved, but positioning dictates that she may have fallen backwards from the doorway.

@monokuma I attempt to kick You in the head and see if I can get it to match up similarly to Granny's shoe-based bruising. They have given their consent.

This post was last modified: Mar 14, 2018 at 5:38 PM by Spooks?.

@monokuma I attempt to kick You in the head and see if I can get it to match up similarly to Granny's shoe-based bruising. They have given their consent.

You kick You? Yourself? Him?

You kick TWOFINGER'S FUCKING DUPE in the head as hard as you can with your AVERAGE STRENGTH. He falls backwards and the bruise appears to be pretty close in intensity.

This post was last modified: Mar 14, 2018 at 5:39 PM by Raptor.

@monokuma, I kick Archer's head with full force and compare the intensity to Granny's meager wound.

@monokuma, I kick Archer's head with full force and compare the intensity to Granny's meager wound.

You drag ARCHER from the WATERSLIDE and kick him in the head at full force with your rippling, muscular legs.

Despite the extreme damage his face has taken from being put through absurd amounts of waterslide-based abuse, you can tell that the kick does WAY more damage than BLANC's did

I also kick someone in the head, preferably Viridi, and compare it to Granny's wound.

Wh,
Kick his head full on instead!

I also kick someone in the head, preferably Viridi, and compare it to Granny's wound.

You kick VIRIDI in the head, but MONOKUMA shoots a portal with a PORTAL GUN, because she didn't consent, causing your foot to enter the portal and emerge to kick yourself in your own ass.

Regardless, the wound is close to the intensity of GRANNY's

Wh,
I kick his head instead!

You kick HADES in the head, and MONOKUMA allows it because he's a bit of a cunt.

It is close to GRANNY's.

This post was last modified: Mar 14, 2018 at 7:42 PM by Producer.

Hmm, @Monokuma i'd like to search the entire kitchen for cooking oil, in bottles, on the floor poured out, on the victim, etc

Hmm, @Monokuma i'd like to search the entire kitchen for cooking oil, in bottles, on the floor poured out, on the victim, etc

You search CATERING for oil. Most oil has been burned away, but the counters and area around the oven are greasy with remnants of it. The KNIFE DRAWER is also flooded with oil.

There is oil in bottles in the cupboards, and no remnants of oil appear to be on GRANNY BETSY.

@Monokuma how soft is Granny Betsy's skull?