@monokuma pump the victims stomach and see whats inside

Maitre D'Eath, what did you take from the Beach House?

Maitre D'Eath, what did you take from the Beach House?

@monokuma pump the victims stomach and see whats inside

There is nothing inside her stomach beyond the crushing sadness of a wasted investigation question

@Monokuma i'd like to lick the victims wounds to determine if there's any taste other than blood, make a slight cut on my own arm and compare them if I have to.

@Monokuma i'd like to lick the victims wounds to determine if there's any taste other than blood, make a slight cut on my own arm and compare them if I have to.

You lick DIANTHA'S WOUND, and then slice your hand a bit, tasting the blood.

It just both tastes like blood you fucking weirdo

This post was last modified: Mar 20, 2018 at 10:22 PM by Maitre D'eath.

(okay fuck it I can't be arsed with doing the images everytime and unicode sucks bad)

I have, yet again, accidentally omitted information in my fury.
Yuno attempted to defile my bar. I had to defend myself, of course, as she had grabbed a knife, so I grabbed one too. I stabbed her on the arm - not to kill or main, but merely... to warn - and she ran off.
This happened shortly before my waterpark visitor.

It'll take days to clean the piss off everything.

@Monokuma - I'd like to inspect the blunt wound on Diantha's body.

@Monokuma - I'd like to inspect the blunt wound on Diantha's body.

It is a BLUNT WOUND on her head. It appears to be rather heavy, likely the cause of death.

The shape is very irregular, and does not appear to match anything in the adjacent GYM.

@monokuma does the victims body show signs of having been moved?

@monokuma does the victims body show signs of having been moved?

As far as you can tell, her body has collapsed where she stood and was not moved

@Monokuma are there any pills or other items on the victims person?

@Monokuma are there any pills or other items on the victims person?

The SLEEPING PILLS from her role are in her pocket, undisturbed. On her person, she has a KNIFE and whatever remains of the YUNO COSTUME

As soon as I got out of my beauty sleep, first thing I did was head to the Tiki Bar and fill myself with more delicious alcohol poisoning. As I passed by that freak Komaeda exiting the Lobby, I headed to the Beach House and grabbed some pool toys, hoping I could bring some much-needed ecstasy to the party if I had time to attend it. I dropped them in my room, and on my way to the Casino, I saw Komaeda hanging out near the pool. And now, time for my reluctant collaboration to shine!


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At the Casino, I noticed the mysterious Plague Doctor costume had mysteriously disappeared from its location. What a mystery! I played some Craps, and with my ultra luck that makes Nagito's look paltry, I actually won a game! I also heard someone enter from Catering, but who gives a chocolate covered damn about that? Finally, my squad arrived: The Producer with a canvas bag, Blanc with a pillowcase, and Vert with a steaming hot pile of nothing. Read the memo next time, eh? I rummaged through Archer's body for the keycard, but alas, someone else beat me to the punch. Luckily, Monsieur Monokuma was charitable enough to let us go in the secret passage for one night only.
Suddenly, I hear Metal Gear Rising music blaring from the Pachinko Hall, and what I saw next was a sight that almost made me hurl chunks.



That so-called goddess Palutena decided to turn her artifical nose towards this game, and even worse, she decided to dirty her hands on a poor player! Yuno was fighting with all she got (which isn't much, considering her current state), but that blasted deity was using her BLADE MODE to an unfair advantage! Muttering a curse incantation at her, we went to the Waterpark, with Vert volunteering to hold the door. Once we there, I noticed the stench of chlorine in the pool, stronger than usual, and Battler passed us into the Casino. We entered the lobby, and who else was there but Angie Yonaga, the girl with that blockheaded god Atua who forcefed me pot brownies at a college party 7000 years ago?



She was inviting us to her prayer circle, but since that would be an oxymoron on my end, we went forward with our attack operation. I glanced at the front door, and Pea's corpse was turned into a lovely psychopath's art project, with a shovel behind his back. Blanc gave her a good judo chop, but Angie, seemingly shrugging it off, struck an oddly flamboyant pose, and behind her popped up her...ENEMY STAND, AWESOME GOD! It grabbed Blanc's arm menancingly, and terrified (at least the other two), we ran out into the hall. When we reach the Speakeasy, we meet Salem and my future lieutenant Yohane. I tried to join the festivities, but The Other Monokuma showed up and hit me with a shovel several times! Rude, honestly! Salem steps out from behind the bar, and Blanc and The Producer step in, with the former chugging some beer and smashing the bottle, wasting the rest of it. Salem hit The Other Monokuma with a bottle, causing him to run to the hills. Good for the cat!



I see The Producer holding up Blanc, who's drunk out of her mind. I decided it was time we stopped being outsiders, and we headed back to the Casino. As I'm leaving through the Ballroom, The Producer and Blanc knelt behind a slot Machine as Batgirl ran out of the Waterpark door with a full pillowcase. I reached my bedroom door, smelling the fresh beach breeze, staring at the dazzling ocean horizon...when Viridi suddenly shouted "YOU'RE WORSE THAN FOSSIL FUELS!" Love ya, honey! I saw Maitre standing at the bar, and I thought I would give him a visit. He gave me a drink, and...



...it was vodka mixed with instant coffee and a load of lemon zest. That's what I get for assuming the skeleton with no tongue had taste. Disappointed, I went to bed.

@monokuma whats the victim's room like? anything noteworthy?

Waking up from my ever-so-fabulous beauty sleep, I roll over in my Louis Vuitton bedsheets and yawn with the grace and elegance of the Queen herself, having slept very well with no one in the rooms on either side of mine! I'm probably going to do some "renovation" to make my room bigger on a later night. Yay me!

I'm then struck by the most FABULOUS of ideas, and that's to host LONDON TIPTON'S INCREDIBLY FASHIONABLE NIGHT 3 COMEDY GALA: STARRING LONDON TIPTON! Excited, I leave my room to prepare the lighting, stage, and wardrobe for tomorrow evening.

As I depart for the Catwalk, I see Blanc entering Obama's room. Fat chance, buddy, that space is mine! Raptor runs past me as well and reaches the catwalk before I do. How rude! When I arrive at the Catwalk, I find a distinct lack of Raptor, and cats. How sad!

Blanc runs through with a pillowcase, and jumps off the balcony onto the mattress before heading to the Casino. Technicmechianical stuff is too complex for a girl like me, so I set the spotlights to a faboo hot pink, and adjust them for the stage. While I'm doing this, I see that old hag and her boyfriend enter Catering, followed shortly after by Turb.

Turb leaves Catering, and with a semi-captive audience, I decide to practice my singing! I sing my patented theme song London Tipton's Really Great, and Turb adores me so much that he leaves for Backstage before he cries at my beautiful singing. What a nice guy! The old hag and her boyfriend leave Catering, and Palutena (who i'm assuming is Turb), leaves after.

Having finished setting up light and sound, it's time to prep the stage itself. I depart for the Guest Lounge and down the elevator, and, oh my gosh, Diantha is KO’d on the floor of the Elevator Room, wearing a Shredded Yuno costume. Stepping over her body, I duck into security to turn on the cameras, since that room is now unlocked, but I can't quite work out the controls, so I mess up and redirect the cameras to the walls. Boo you, Camera Control designer!

I duck out after that, and see a plague doctor dragging Vert to the now-unlocked elevator. I then depart for Pool Supplies to grab some stepladders, and I see Viridi in her underwear hitting Shoey with a bottle, and grandma shaking those hot cookies.



Grabbing some stepladders from Pool Supplies, I run to the Ballroom before I can see anymore of Betsy's assets, and begin to prep the stage for tomorrow night. I set up the stepladders so people now have easy access to the stage from the Ballroom floor (praise me for being so smart!), set up The Seat of Honour for yours truly, with fashionable pink italian silk and a gorgeous crown, and I head backstage to coordinate my outfit for the evening using one of the mannequins. I pass through the Casino, seeing The Producer helping a tispy Blanc through the door while Hades walks through rather angry looking. Sounds like you all need a good laugh, so be sure to attend my comedy gala!

I head for the Pachinko Hall, where I see Vert emerge from the elevator holding one of those memory flashlights, while Batgirl heads upstairs with Diantha's body. I duck into Security to set up my outfit for tomorrow night, before heading back to the Casino to play some Craps. Don't censor my language, Disney, you fuckers! Turb passes behind me, and I hear weird noises from a Slot Machine before seeing the Producer emerge from behind it with a Soggy Canvas Bag, smashing it around the place and shattering some glass inside it. I don't care though, as I've just won a keycard from gambling!



I retreat to my bedroom for the evening, noticing some admirer has left me a valentines card on my door. As if I would fall for such a shallow attempt on my affection! Unless you're Justin Timberlake, in which case...

@monokuma whats the victim's room like? anything noteworthy?

DIANTHA'S BEDROOM is fairly normal, except the wall between her room and TURB's is burned, leaving an open passage between the two

@Monokuma i want to examine the chicken suit closely, take a bite of the meat as well

This post was last modified: Mar 20, 2018 at 11:24 PM by Turb.

- Woke up. My room was trashed and Diantha's wall was entirely destroyed. I left to try to figure out what the hell was going on but no one was outside except for Yuno, who was KO'd anyway.

- Went into the Ballroom. The spotlights were already on, and London Tipton's song thing was blaring over the audio system. I climbed up onto the backstage and got a costume.

- I had to pass through the Kitchen/Catering, where Shoey and Betsy, God bless her, were on their date. The former was writing Quebec propaganda on the wall while the latter shoved some of the cookies she had just finished baking into my mouth. Pretty good overall really. After both of them left, I properly changed into my costume.

- I thought I would take it upon myself to bodyguard the pool party tonight, but I needed to also bring snacks as a peace offering; I ducked into the Lunch Buffet before heading over to the pool. However, Feminist Komaeda was already there, and told me to fuck off for not respecting women. I didn't realize my disguise would be that obvious, but I complied with his wishes, and as I did Viridi came towards the pool from the direction of the Tiki Bar.

- I figured I was just gonna go upstairs to keep an eye on them, but as I went into the Pachinko Hallway from the Lobby, Yuno suddenly attacked me with a knife; she'd already been injured by Maitre at this point. I deflected with my blade, and she leaped on top of one of the machines to hurl herself at me. However, I quickly grabbed one of the nearby stools and threw it at her, sending her backwards.

- To finish the fight, I sliced her costume to ribbons, while Vert, Producer, Blanc, and Hades watched from the Casino. I didn't intend any real harm, but she was knocked out anyway (and revealed to be Diantha), so I dragged her over to the Elevator Room and went upstairs.

- I watched the rest of the pool party from the Skyview. It's not like I wanted to attend or anything... oh, and while I was watching, Feminist Komaeda went in the TV room dragging some sort of chicken man behind him. Anyway the party then promptly went to shit without me there to help, as a naked Betsy came in to twerk and Shoey ran around in a thong while Viridi beat him up with a bottle. London went into the pool supplies, probably to escape from whatever was going on.

- I figured I'd go to sleep after all that, and went downstairs. I saw Diantha and Batgirl, who was holding a bulging pillowcase, coming out of the elevator along the way, and asked them about Baby Driver, but Diantha avoided me because of earlier and Batgirl just ignored me entirely. Diantha went into the Gym as I boarded the elevator downstairs, but I didn't get much of a view of where Batgirl went.

- When I exited and headed into the Casino, London had just won a game of craps. Yay her! Oh yeah, and I also saw a bottle-wielding Producer beating the shit out of Blanc behind one of the slot machines. As I passed through the Stage, Batgirl came down from above and flopped down onto the mattress that got left there. I finally got back to my room and someone had left a Danganronpa valentine's card in front of it, in the middle of March no less. Then I went to bed.

@Monokuma i want to examine the chicken suit closely, take a bite of the meat as well

The CHICKEN SUIT is extremely high quality, to the point where it would be near impossible for you to replicate with art supplies. The FINGERS on the hands are severed though, and some MEAT is showing through.

You nibble some of the CHICKEN. Not bad. Very chicken-y/