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DIO BRANDO.
It seems that I, DIO, must make you peasants aware of what my night was. Be grateful that I even consider you lot worth speaking to.
I, DIO, wake up from my rest and leave my chambers. Upon exiting I am intruded upon by 工藤 新一, the impudent worm, who follows me around to my destination, this... "Rec Room." I wanted to get a feel for the new technology and enhancements that have come about during my rest. As I am exploring, HER enters the room and begins....relieving themselves on the couch. Great, another barbarian like my father... Afterwards, the one known as DIANTHA enters and goes to the Art Studio. Perhaps this one might have more refined taste than pissing on couches and screaming everything they're doing, like SONICPROJECT is doing as he enters the rec room, making sure the entire countryside knew about it...
After some time, KABAN enters with some food, curry. This...child...offers me this dish and.... I don't know what came over me... perhaps it was influence from the body of my enemy that I have claimed, but I accepted. You should thank me for this kindness, child. Do NOT expect it again. The next time you serve me, it will be under my absolute control. All of you will. The 工藤 新一 bloke is STILL following me and everything I do, and eats curry as well. Who are you, do you wish to serve me so badly? Eventually, the penguin thing and the mustached doctor arrive.
I've had enough, this commoner's rabble is giving me a headache, so I finish my curry and exit. Of course, the gnat that follows food everywhere was still with me, 工藤 新一. You pest, you CANNOT FOLLOW ME FOREVER! IT'S USELESS! MUDA MUDA MU- no... I cannot kill this one, not while I have agreed to this bear's rules. I will have your loyalty later, in death. As I enter my room and quickly close the door so the fan of my grace will leave, I lay down in my bed to rest for the night, only to be interrupted by the DIO-forsaken ghost thing, 「THE SNATCHER」. You clearly aren't human, you look more like a stand, so I will address you as such. I wonder how you would fare against 「THE WORLD」? Perhaps we shall find out. He holds out some paper, which I assume he wants a signature for. If you had met me before my rest, I may have considered this proposal, however your intrusion will not bear fruit this day. Away with you.
Now, leave me be, I prefer to watch you all squirm from afar, away from the peasantry.