Afraid you'd have to be dead for us to be able to check out your body. Of course, that could be arranged...

I like the way you think, hedgehog.

The Snatcher asked to see the pot that was thrown at me so I've brought it out for investigation!

Yup, that's a POT! It looks like something that would belong in the KITCHEN!

Also you can check me for bruises to prove that it was in fact thrown AT ME!!

Yeaaaah lets not open that can of worms.

Specifically, I wanna see if it's dented, like it would be if it was thrown!

Looks pretty solid and undented to me! Thing's gotta be some kinda steel or something. That's a pot material, right?

While we're at it, I'll throw the pot at him a second time to make sure the bruises line up!

THE SNATCHER throws the POT at SYAXAMAPHONE.
Who jumps out of the way, causing it to crash against the wall!
It's still fine. The wall isn't though. Quit breaking my stuff!

P-please search my body... I crave human contact

Now that I think of it, I should have used the microwave to make my nachos. Is there anything in it right now, other than possibly curry?

Now that I think of it, I should have used the microwave to make my nachos. Is there anything in it right now, other than possibly curry?

You filthy animals didn't clean it or put covers on your food, so there's a bit of CHEESE and CURRY SAUCE everywhere.

Hey, can I take a look at the pot now that it's hit the wall? Is it dented?

Hey, can I take a look at the pot now that it's hit the wall? Is it dented?

It's fine, it's of a solid construction that doesn't dent easily! You'd need an absurd amount of force and effort to do so.

Hero Prinny 313 Reporting dood!

I woke up night 1 in search of the ultimate desert to avoid punishment, as is a Prinny's encouragement dood. I left for the dining room, makes sense for food to be there right dood? Upon entering there was a strange non netherworld purple monster dood singing "Rawling fin my bin" very loudly. I take a seat literally and begin Prinny Plan Beta, checking the kitchen dood, only to be run over by the edgy spike monster and steal my elevator. Yikes dood!

Can only wait for the next one dood. And the next one was the most unholy elevator rides a prinny has ever had the fortune to ride, for when I exited there was the wonderful smell of curry~... dood. In the nearby rec room there was a party of doods, the warrior DIO, the bard orange monster, the merchant Gearson, the angel Kaban, and the protagonist 工藤 新一. I couldn't resist joining and eating some delicious curry doods, I'm sorry Etna but a Prinny's gotta eat!

Satisfied I resume my important mission and enter the kitchen to search for the ultima- WHAT IN HADES' NAME IS THAT DOODS? THE STOVE'S ON FIRE DOOD! And that edgy purple monster dood is burning to a crisp in front of it... dood. B-b-but I have to stay couragous and find that desert, so I begin rummaging through all the contents of the kitchen, so focused in my task that I fail to notice what TWO people ente, one goes into the freezer during my search, but that isn't the weirdest part doods. When I was done searching, the monster body was gone dood, from right under my nose. I truly am a worthless Prinny dood. I did notice something though. The two people that entered, one slipped into the freezer, and one was "hiding", but apparently not well enough dood.

Well, no desert, another failed mission dood, but at least I'm alive. I stop by the rec room to arm myself with a wooden mallet, not that a weak Prinny like me can use much else. Going back down I decide to play some classic Disgaea gacha to improve me mood, so I pass through the bar and grab a monster energy drink (my favorite dood), and enter the casino to a loud Dark Souls-esque HELLOOOOOO from Robbydood...dood. Playing the gacha with tensed muscles it spits out my prize and shouts WINNER DOOD! It was just a small toy though, but at least it's fun dood. Then I decide to try another mission, the secret art of spying on others dood. I squeeze behind the gacha machine and with my pitiful monster presence I remain undetected as ROBBYDOOD and the big bear dood go about their business when paintings rain from the sky. Nothing else really happens after that dood so tactically sneak out assuming that everyone else has slept or gone to other important things. Passing through the art studio all the art is gone dood, could never guess where it went~. As I reach the elevators one is just leaving as I pass by and continue to my room dood. It was all pretty uneventful after that and I just returned to my rooms and slept dood.

I also did some shenangains like wearing a bucket and shouting things, but I'm going to send most of this report back to Laharl and Etna for debriefing so I left out my shenanagains. Please don't tell them this part.

@The Other Monokuma I would like to investigate the entire kitchen. down to every last detail

@The Other Monokuma I would like to investigate the area around the Oversized Gacha Machine, TOM-san!

Why do those look like they aren't pinging him dood?

@The Other Monokuma I would like to investigate the area around the Oversized Gacha Machine, TOM-san!

Other than the BLOOD mentioned in the case files, there's a bunch of PAINTINGS, SCULPTURES, WEAPONS, ETC from the ART GALLERY scattered everywhere.

@The Other Monokuma I would like to investigate the entire kitchen. down to every last detail

Busting my balls here.

TWO KNIVES are missing from the KNIFE BLOCK.
A good amount of the FOOD in the FRIDGE has been used/opened.
The GAS STOVE is toasty. The area around it is scorched.
The OVEN (which is separate, for some reason) is trying to quit SMOKING.
There's quite clearly a POT missing.
The MICROWAVE has been SOILED with CHEESE and CURRY.
The SINK contains USED BOWLS, SPOONS, MELTING ICE, and a bunch of USED COOKWARE, including a WOK.
You're pretty sure a bunch of CLEANING SUPPLIES have gone missing too.
Several more BOWLS, a PLATE, and a few more SPOONS are also missing.
There's an open MATCH BOX in a drawer but you're not sure if a MATCH has been used.
There's a PEPPER SHAKER but no SALT SHAKER.
A single PEPSI™ has been taken.

Might be everything.

investigate the bar
whats all missing and shit

investigate the bar
whats all missing and shit

A few OPEN BOTTLES and a few missing SHOT GLASSES. There's SAKE, GIN, SCOTCH and a bottle of WINE missing or opened.
One of the ASH TRAYS at the BAR lacks a matching MATCHBOOK.
Nothing else stands out as immediately out of place.

@The Other Monokuma Gimme your testimony, silly old bear.

my account indicates some kind of explosion I think happened in the kitchen, is there anything about those scorch marks that'd help identify what caused them?

From what I'm reading so far, I think someone stole the MATCHBOOK from the bar, let gas escape the oven and lit a match to set off the explosion, setting the kitchen ablaze. Correct me if I'm wrong, though.

is there anything about those scorch marks that'd help identify what caused them?

I dunno, doesn't look like much. Kinda more like a big flaming fireball than an explosion or somethin'.
Maybe started in front of the STOVE?