Hero Prinny 313 Reporting in Dood!
Tonight I was given a special mission from the higher ups dood. I had but one duty, protect Mr. Dr. Mario. ROGER THAT DOOD!
I wake up and immediatly head to the doods room, only to bump into the Mario Man at the bar, so I start tailing him. He moves into the art gallery from there, so do I dood. Someone is shouting and Diantha passes us by into the gallery. Mr. Dr. Dood Mario begins entering people's rooms, but for his sake I won't say. Then he moves to the elevator.... Wait d-dood, how do I follow him in there!? I got doo, I'm a genius!
I sneak in using a plant as cover. He never suspected a thing dood. We then move into the kitchen, my cover still intact. As he enters I stop for a moment to retrieve leftover curry from the fridge... don't judge me dood, we prinnies are starving out here dood.
He leaves anyways so I quickly catch up to him dood. He pokes his head into his natural habitat, the bathroom, and does NOT explode. Then we bump into the cool dood syxamamamamaphonnono. He must be hungry since he was heading into the kitchen dood. The target and symamamnono start talking, but it seems ok and safe dood. Dio passes too. But Diood is cool too. But then... Her exits Her room dood(ette). and then RUNS AT MR. DR. MARIO WITH FIRE IN HER EYES DOOOOOOOD!
Stay calm and... THIS IS A STICK UP DOODS, FREEZE! I shout leaping out of my cover with a loaded gun. What, I borrowed it from a marksmen in the netherworld. Yes it's real dood. Anyways, I leap out and point it at both of the doods.
I'm about to tell them to back away when Mr. Dr. Mario books it for the elevator dood! Oh no, I can't waste time! I tell Her sorry and flee before she gets angry and shoots me with laser vision or something dood. She goes back into her room for cover and I chase the mario dood. I slip in the elevator right as it closes, and Dr. Mr.-fuck, Mr. Dr. Mario seems annoyed, but I wouldn't blame him dood, after all that. At least I'm still behind my plant.
We leave the elevator and he enters the pool area as I hear him whisper "mama-mia that's a spicyah meatball" dood. and HOLY HELLS IT'S ON FIRE DOOD.
Mr. Dr. Mario rushes to the aid of a troubled Diantha and resuscitates her masterfully. I guess the dood has a PhD for a reason.
Both snatcher and sanders are in the pool. Diantha has now stripped and they both leave together to the art gallery. Someone long nosed demon is unconscious too but the good doctor and turtle dood revive them. Turns out it was friend dood. Weird getup for a friend dood. Synonym enters looking confused and leaves immediately for the bedrooms. Diantha follows suit to her own. The rest of us hit the bar for... relaxing I guess dood. Kaban second guesses and hits the elevator instead though.
Gearson take a swig while Mr. Dr. Mario and I pass through to the bathroom.
Then he realizes how brutal and crushing reality can be for us game characters and curls into the fetal position to better resist the unforgiving fate of the game market.
I guard him. His guarding prinny dood.
Sorry dood. Someone's messing with you. Happens all the time here.