hello. please listen to these three tales. they wont take much of your time.
haha gnome joke. if you dont get it please dont ask me to explain it.
-the nostalgia critic is a dirty liar and is not to be trusted-
when i opened my door after hearing an explosion and a gunshot, i locked eyes with jim davis. before i could even wish him a good morning the nostalgia critic rushed over and mercilessly pushed him over and tied him up. being afraid he might come after me next, i went back into my room, only to exit once i heard the second explosion.
-here are the people that walked across the first floor-
jim davis
someone who looked like catwoman from batman
momokun
an un
gnome
known person
hearts
coffee
i cant be certain any of these folks were ever on the second floor, but im sure as sugar they were on the first at some point.
-an ungnome
known person-
i saw someone ive never seen before. they were holding a chainsaw and hung around the bar all night until walking back through the dorms. i couldnt get a good look at them for whatever reason, but i
gnome
know for a fact they were there.
thank you for listening to my stories. these were ones i feel were most relevant. if you want to
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know anything else, please let me
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know.