Oh yeah, and that PRODUCER guy. What a fucking idiot.

You won't come say that to me at my studio, will you. Your party was, heh, shit anyways.

I wanna kick Roller in the fucking shin and punch him in the gut. I wanted to do that during the night but he snuck past me in his disguise

I wake up once again to Seal entering my room. I kick her out and get dressed, by that I mean I don my fedora.

I head to the horror set for the party, but only find Trip and Xavier. I tip my hat and them and they nod back.

I head upstairs, over the catwalk, and to the vending machines. I notices there are some people in the audio lab. I get some chips and a chocolate bar. I head downstairs and pass through the gathering room.

I pass by the lower trailers, seeing Alex Jones exiting his. Together we head to the executive building. He goes upstairs while I hang around in the lobby. After a bit I go to get in the elevator to ride it up. Alex Jones and Shoey exit together, carrying a roulette table.

I ride up to the 4th floor to have a snoop around Xavier's office while he's away at the party. It turns out that there wasn't actually anything interesting. He just had a desk, some filing cabinets, and movie posters. Also he has a gaming computer for some reason but it was locked down with a password. That's probably where he keeps his gay porn stash and the information listing the characters for Super Smash Bros Ultimate DLC Leak.

I get back on the elevator and ride downstairs. After I get out Teddie rolls over me with a giant ball. He smashes my head against the ground and I lose consciousness for the night.

Looks like this is probably going to be a matter of figuring out who was where!

Not much I can think of investigating currently...

Let's take a look at the bathrooms! I don't think someone would have... done that right there and then, right? Maybe someone used a bag, right?

Also, I did a bit of snooping around again, and found something! I'd like to use the password "recept1onstudioA" on the locked computer in the executive building's reception!

This post was last modified: Jun 20, 2022 at 7:27 PM by Fun With Despair.

Looks like this is probably going to be a matter of figuring out who was where!

Not much I can think of investigating currently...

Let's take a look at the bathrooms! I don't think someone would have... done that right there and then, right? Maybe someone used a bag, right?

You check the Bathrooms. Unfortunately, they are empty, besides the chemicals in the toilet, of course. Neither bathroom even smells.

Also, I did a bit of snooping around again, and found something! I'd like to use the password "recept1onstudioA" on the locked computer in the executive building's reception!

You try out your password on that locked computer, and find that… it works!

On the desktop, you see a couple folders…

-In the one labeled PRODUCTION_NOTES, you find a text file listing various expenses and the relative costs of props. The only things that stick out to you are the date, which is in the late 2000’s, and a prop labeled “Despair’s Wish”, which apparently costs $6,000,000.

-In the one labeled Pictures, there are several low-quality photos of Trip hanging around a movie set that looks like an old west train. Xavier and someone you don’t recognize are in one of the photos as well.

-In the one labeled Saved Emails, there is a brief email exchange between the studio’s email account, which doesn’t appear to be logged in, and the “Paranormal Research Society”. They appear to involve the studio requesting information on something called “The Deceiver”. The emails appear to have been sent from Studio B’s account.

-A text file is on the desktop named “shhhhhh”, which contains the text “key in the machine” over and over and over.

>Despair's Wish

I would like to present and read the Despair's Wish file I found in the Records Room.

>Despair's Wish

I would like to present and read the Despair's Wish file I found in the Records Room.

You present the Despair's Wish file.

It appears to be a file containing information on the "Despair's Wish", a large black diamond worth millions. Normally it would be completely priceless, as the file goes on to say, but according to various myths, it carries a powerful curse with it, and supposedly contains the power to capture souls on a mass level.

It was said to have been sought after by various wannabe magicians looking to create a "soul battery", but each person who obtained the jewel fell into a terrible fate, along with those surrounding them, apparently due to the jewel's "endless hunger".

The final pages are studio notes, which go on to call the rumors "practically bullshit", and state that they're overall good for the production, as the relative cheapness of the item, combined with the massive hype potential that using something like this in a film would bring, makes it an ideal prop for use in a horror film.

I was the party's bouncer throughout the night, I saw everyone who entered and left through the front door and I saw outside of it, as well.

My man Alex and the shady as fuck Shoey were the first to enter the set. Alex had a book on him and Shoey was wearing a large coat.

MCD comes in with a liquor bottle, probably to get wasted, he also had a saw, which I held onto. Nothing dangerous coming into this party, nothin' harmin' my man Trip on my watch.

Then a lame-ass looking fucker comes in, who turned out to be the victim came in. He had nothing on him

MCD and Trip leave and go to the bathroom, I give him back the saw since he wasn't at the party

The trash robot comes in with duct tape, nothing major there.

Trip comes back and "MCD IS NOT THE MURDERER" is written on his face. Fuck MCD for vandalizing Trip

The most disgusting person this night came in. They're dressed as Venom and they're covered in semen, and I fucking touched it. That was disgusting

During the time I was disgusting with Venom, Honoka sneaks in with her shovel. I end up taking it from her later in the night, though.

MCD comes back and I take his saw again. For good this time

I see the overweight bear leave his room, and it looks like he saw something in the woods that spooked him

At this point, I decide to take a break from being a bouncer and go sit in for a segment of Info Wars. That was a big mistake, since Alex started going on about how I'm a commie and Devil May Cry is communist propaganda. That fucker.

While listening to Alex's crazy talk, I notice Venom leaving and Cinna heading to the Hair and Makeup room

After Alex was finished, the idiot bear comes in a clown suit and leaves through door. I follow him to see where he was headed and I notice he went to the prop warehouse

The crazy gray gal comes in, she just had those canes blind fucks use, so I let her through.

I notice the crazy clown bear come out of the prop warehouse while on top of a beach ball.

The shitty gamer runs out of the horror set half on fire and screaming toward the park set

The idol girl with a shovel comes back, and this time I make sure to actually frisk her of her shovel, since that's dangerous.

Cinna leaves, heads to the gathering room and then her bedroom, and starts snoring so loudly the entire studio could hear her, probably.

The shittiest producer I've ever seen comes from the woods with a gun pointed at me. I let him through, he could have probably fired me.

It then sounded like he got beat up. He probably did get beat up. I hope he got beat up.

And then the fucking bear rolls down and knocks everyone at the party out. Cinna is still being annoyingly loud with her snoring, and then I see someone silhouetted in darkness in the park set heading to the upper row of bedrooms

And last but not least, Xavier yells at the idiot bear. I leave to my bedroom, taking the saw and shovel with me, and that's it.

The shittiest producer I've ever seen comes from the woods with a gun pointed at me. I let him through, he could have probably fired me.

I've never lost a fight before in my life, and yes, I COULD have fired you. Good move letting me in.

This post was last modified: Nov 15, 2018 at 5:46 AM by DanteFromTheDevilMayCrySeries™.

still the shittiest producer
and you also got beat up by xavier

This post was last modified: Nov 15, 2018 at 5:51 AM by Cinna!.

guys i hope you accept my love and fight for justice this night i became a pretty cure fully embracing my feminine beauty here is what happened



(you have to listen to that while u read my account for required viewing)

>don't judge me but i did something with my dick that i'm embarrassed to say but i jerked off to someone from a terrible show. it isnt precure. precure it amazing. and they are 12.

>walk in HORROR ROOM where venom passes me ig. he's in this shit???? what the fuck

>shoey is doing 16 lines of coke, dante is talking to alex and seal is doing weird chanting because she's a witch. lit. is this what i was missing by not submitting.

>there's some other people there in the room too but i can't focus on them rn this is about me

>went to park to hide my noriko gunbuster thicc doujins

>i went into the hair and makeup room to become all pretty and shit then i decide i want to make a gundam so i grab the shit load of cardboard

>i'm not sharing any of it.

>shoey does some shit and distracts me from my purpose

>seal distracts me as well but it's thriller and it's lit so we dance

>alex jones comes and ruins everything

>shoey comes back and starts being annoying

>literally everyone starts being fucking annoying

>smash some eggs

>go back to get doujins

>they're fucking gone.

>light gamer is on fucking fire

>what the

>this is none of my business fuck this.

>sleep loud as fuck after this stressful ass day.

rip light gamer i should've saved him but my actions didnt account for that and im pussy

but more importantly rip my fucking noriko hentai.

i will miss your 2-D printed ass jiggle

edit: oh yeah i forgot i guess dante is stalking me or something. whatever idk fuck it

@monokuma can i investigate if dante has my fucking hentai

i'm legitimately pissed

rip light gamer i should've saved him but my actions didnt account for that and im pussy

it's ok cinna i forgive you now go and be the best feminine beauty like you were always meant to be

@Cinna! I didn't take your trashy doujins. I don't have a need for those.

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WH3N 1 L3FT MY ROOM TON1GHT SOM3 R3D DUD3 GOT H4NDSY W1TH M3 4ND TR13D TO T4K3 MY C4N3!


H4NDS OFF! 1M S4V1NG MYS3LF FOR TR1P!



TR1P 4ND 1 H4D 4 GOOD T1M3 4T TH3 P4RTY THOUGH!

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- i left my room with as much liquor as possible and headed over to the tool shed, then i grabbed the first tool i saw ;)

- i head to the horror set to find Trip. he's there, and so are Xavier (near the punch), Seal (at a table with a hot plate and large pot), Shoey and Smasher.

- bribe Trip with alcohol to film me sawing Smasher's Trailer in half. i promise it works. also i write "MCD is not the murderer" on his face, because it's true.

- i head through the gathering room to the audio lab to watch my sitcom a bit. also steal a few keys.

- then i head back to the party as i see Venom heading to the set. Seal starts a conga line as i walk in and i join with smasher, trip, shoey and alex jones. seal gives me a lottery ticket but ive got to confirm which number it was. also some IGN Journalist is giving a speech.

- Venom runs in from outside, goes into Hair and Makeup and starts painting on the wall :| near Xavier. think i'm still in the conga line.

- Honoka sneaks in dragging something outside, also has a shovel

- enter Mettaton, Alex Jones and Trip leave the line to go to a table w/ Mettaton, Venom fucks off.

- the line ends as Seal holds a Bubsy vigil. i take the opportunity to piss off Smasher, she attacks me with a lamppost and i stand my ground with some fucking bread. a goddamn french stick. like gonna be honest i think i know whos winning this one. bread is nice but a lamppost is probably a safer bet.

- Seal and Alex Jones are talking about Stan Lee and Cinna is gathering cardboard

- eventually Shoey, having snorted cocaine, comes over to Smasher and I and starts acting out a political drama with himself. that's when the IGN journalist runs in on fire.

- somebody plays thriller, then Alex Jones approaches us for an interview. no thanks.

- ZA PRODUCER runs in and gets owned

- the party rages on.

- Teddie rolling into me on a beach ball brings my night to an abrupt and tragic end.

- where is my saw

- WHERE IS MY SAW

also my lotto number is 13

This post was last modified: Nov 15, 2018 at 5:30 PM by Trip [Cameraman].

Sucks to hear about that game dude, but man that was a rad party! It's cool that all you guys decided to show up. Well, except that Venom guy, he smelled pretty weird.

Honestly guys I don't have much to really say about the night that you all didn't see anyway, I spend almost all night just hangin' out at the party and having a blast. Even when Teddie showed up on that ball, it was totally sick!

Well, I guess I did leave at one point to film some weird movie for MCD, but how could I resist? That dude's a creative genius! He was really big back in the 90's on my favorite sitcom as a kid, so of course I went to help him out!

I can show you guys my footage too, if it helps you figure out what's going on the dead shit-mouth guy.

This post was last modified: Nov 15, 2018 at 5:32 PM by Honoka Kosakatua.

Inspect Trip's footage.