Wow... Mr. Jones didn't even stop by to say "Yo!" or anything tonight... I guess he doesn't need me to film his shows anymore, huh?
I guess that's okay though, because...
I got to spend all night with my new buddy MCD! Not only is he a totally cool actor, but he knows how to recognize talented cinematography when it sees it! The dude totally rocks! After I fell asleep in the Screening Room, he came and woke me up this morning, wearing a bathrobe and smoking some kinda vintage pipe. Dunno why, but I dig his style.
The two of us went downstairs to the Christmas Pavillion, because he asked me to film a LIVE episode of Horsin' Around with him! How cool is that? We set up some... stuff, and then we started filming. The first episode wasn't all that interesting, because he was just sitting there talking about how cool he was, but like, everyone who's anyone already knows that.
Stuff started to get real weird when the gnome showed up and climbed up the tree though. Terezi came by too, and sang some weird songs I didn't really get. I kept on filming MCD anyway though, until Honoka tossed some weird metal box under the tree, which Terezi picked up and gave to me. Didn't really know what was up with that, but whatever.
Then MCD grabbed Crash's body, and set it up on a table. He got all sad and stuff, and started giving this monologue about his dead mom. It was kinda moving, until one of those bear guys rolled up and started just laughing at me for some reason. Mario swung by too, and just beat up the tree. From there, things got even crazier, real fast.
...Y'know what? I'll just let the footage do the talking!
The camera turns on to show MCD, sitting in an office chair in the Christmas Pavilion, in a bathrobe and smoking a pipe. In the most smug, condescending tone possible, he rambles on about how completely great and awesome he is, completely wasting the time of everyone watching this. The footage cuts out after like an hour of this shit, and resumes on a different shot of MCD.
Behind him is a table, upon which rests the corpse of Crash Bandicoot. MCD's tone changes, and becomes more serious, sadder. He talks about his shitty upbringing, his mom's shitty life, and how broken his family's history was. This is undermined by some obnoxious laughing, which cuts in midway through. MCD breaks character, and hurls a bottle of Jack Daniels out of the shot, which shatters after a thud. MCD yells about how it's "your fault for getting hit, idiot" and resumes, but is again interrupted by a loud crack from off camera, and a much louder thud as something hits the ground.
MCD shakes his head, and pulls out a rotary saw, sawing the corpse of Crash in half. The camera cuts out again.
It resumes to show Trip and MCD, wheeling the Wendigo Animatronic across the studio on an office chair, as it attempts to fortnite dance from its seated position. They wheel the chair onto the Christmas Pavilion, which is populated by Gnome, who is lying on the ground, and Mario, who is lying bloody and strangely reddened under the tree. The duo dumps the Wendigo onto the tree, and the footage cuts out.
It resumes in a long, dark hallway, with a painting of a white haired woman on the wall. MCD is walking down this hallway, and the camera is following him. The duo enters a Kitchen, which is badly burned, with a charred corpse lying near the oven, and then exit through a dining room into a Courtyard. The Courtyard is pretty spooky, with some graves and stuff, but most notably, there is a pile of rubble near the center, with a staircase going downwards into the ground.
There's also Monokuma, standing around. MCD goes to talk to him, and Trip mutters that Monokuma is "super lame", and splits off, exploring the Courtyard and finding a door to a Library. Trip enters the Library, and you get a first person view of a badly charred room that once may have been majestic. There doesn't appear to be much there, so Trip leaves back to the Courtyard, where a guy in a lizard mask and black coat sprints out of the stairwell, and out of the Courtyard.
Trip joins MCD, now done talking to Monokuma, and the camera footage cuts out for the final time.