#1
DrMinusWorld
It is time to bid everyone a farewell. I thank all of you for the time spent assisting me run this hospital for the one week of operation we had. However it seems like we need to close our doors. Yahoo Hospital, while initially supportive and excited for our partnership, has since changed their tune and is calling our practice into question. Remember how I said I didn't need to verify your medical licenses? It seems like I needed to. I'm going to have to close up shop and lay low. I'll send you your payments through the mail from an anonymous address. We didn't agree on a payment? Forget I said that then.

Here are the stats:
-We successfully assisted a total of 23 patients*
-Of those patients, 2 were satisfied**.
-2 patients died on our operating tables†
-13 of our own staff received treatment from Yahoo Hospital‡
-2 of our own staff were euthanized by Yahoo Hospital after their condition was diagnosed as terminal※


*questions answered
**best answers chosen
†questions deleted from Yahoo Answers before our answers could be posted
‡questions asked
※questions we asked that were deleted from Yahoo Answers
#2
Draku
good as hell garrison tbh
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#3
Bill Cipher
THAT SURE WAS A HOOT! NOTHING GETS ME OFF MORE LIKE LEADING IGNORANT HUMANS TO THEIR OWN DESERVED DEMISES! AND I DON’T EVEN HAVE A PHALLUS!
#4
sealelement
good garrison but nobody changed my bed pan
100% pure gamer 100%
#5
Elyk
(Jan 20, 2019 at 5:14 AM)sealelement Wrote: good garrison but nobody changed my bed pan

Sorry, it completely slipped my mind to hire a nursing staff.

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