okay one final question before we get started: does maria still have the mask of life?

>Grab a gun

You ask Chris for a gun. She looks at the approximately 15 different guns that her Gear is equipped with.

"No, I don't have any spare guns."

>Does Maria have the mask of life?

That she does!

Obama: Overhear request for gun, flex your biceps in response.

final prep: ask maria if she can commune with the mask of life and find out what it thinks of obama in terms of being a host or guardian

>Ask Maria to ask the mask of life about Obama

Maria tells you that it doesn't really have any opinions on Obama in any way. There's no interest in using Obama to protect it for the next thousand years or anything.

>Obama: Flex

You flex. Due to your Symphogear being a highly revealing outfit, everyone gets a great view of your muscles.

obama: to punctuate the flex, say "My fellow Americans... is what I will say at the end of the day, when the entire WORLD is America!"

>Obama: Dramatically punctuate your flex.

You dramatically say this. You're rewarded with the seven gear users looking varying states of tense and nervous, while the Bohrok stand there with no reaction and Harry Potter slowly gets up.

ask the mask of life if it has any potential suitors in the crowd with us, otherwise its just going to get shoved up obama's rectum at some point and we both know it doesnt have a flared base so it's not getting out anytime soon

>Does it have any potential suitors

Maria communes with it. She blushes hard. Apparently it's quite interested in her, and was planning to ask her to go to dinner and perhaps a movie after the battle.

Praise Obama's appearance. Then uppercut him.

damn someone tell that guy whos obsessed with maria on pixiv

>Praise Obama's appearance and uppercut him

You praise Obama's looks, then land a big punch. He looks rather annoyed, and there's a bruise on his chin.

>Tell that guy who's obsessed with Maria

You do not know his twitter handle!

Steal one of Chris's guns from her gear and disarm it, then hit Obama with its magazine and attempt to perform a supplex to a point in where we can subdue and then kill him at ease.

That's what John Wick would say. Unfortunately, I'm not him.

Kneel down and say sorry, but prepare Chris for a surprise attack.

This post was last modified: Aug 26, 2019 at 12:59 AM by Draku.

Fuck it, we're going hard from the very start.

Hibiki: Hit yourself with the Kanoka Disk of Shrinking to make yourself a harder target to hit, and direct everyone but Chris and Maria to try to keep offensive pressure on Obama so that his movements are restricted and he can't make it to Miku.
Miku: Equip the Mask of Time Duplication and summon 5 copies of Shenshoujing Miku from the past who are almost assured to have a lock on Hibiki and try to laser her relic out of existence to save her from fighting above all else. Direct Maria and Chris to keep watch on you so that your focus can persist while using the Mask's powers.
Hibiki: While small, dodge the lasers even better than in G using the jet booster bullshit and try to get Obama within firing range of the Shenshoujing's cleansing lasers to attempt to erase his relic and keep pressure on him.

harry potter: exist

can hagrid show up and tell harry potter hes a wizard

Exploit intentionally-unpatched bugs to bring Obama down once and for all.

>Apologize and then enact your strategy

You apologize to Obama. He looks a bit surprised, but seems ready to talk it out... until suddenly, Chris starts firing bullets! That gives Kirika, Tsubasa, and Shirabe time to move in and start applying offense. Obama's surprisingly adept at using his gear, as he's able to fight three Gear users at the same time, but he's having trouble getting past the power trio.

With Maria and Chris guarding her, and you now shrunk down into a small target, you start flying around as Miku summons her past Mikus. They all immediately turn to you and begin firing lasers at you, with Present Miku going "wow I got carried away back then."

As Obama sees you coming towards him, followed by the lasers, he growls angrily. He uses his gear's weapons - a set of swords in contrast to Tsubasa's one - to blast Kirika out of the way, enough to give him an escape route... but he's not fast enough to use it fully. The several beams crash into one leg and one arm, burning off the gear from them as he rolls away from you. Furiously, Obama activates the several swords his gear has - what's left of his gear - and charges at Chris and Maria, trying to cut through them while Tsubasa and Shirabe run after him.

Harry Potter groans weakly from the pile of rubble he's buried in. Hagrid does not show up. Hagrid has been gone for a long time.

You do not have access to the patch notes to tell you which bugs are not fixed!

Chris... Maria...!

No... I will not let this happen!

Call in Hibiki's Divine Stand. Fuck Obama up.