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This post was last modified: Aug 26, 2019 at 1:58 AM by Draku.

Miku: Use the Ice Gun (requires less concentration to use than gear functions, making it possible to sustain the clones easily) to create a slick path to easily slide across to gain speed, and then turn around and use it to create a defensive Ice wall to better cover your escape while Chris and Maria fight off Obama. Call the three Bohrok over to create another line of defense while the Gears handle Obama.
Hibiki: Squeak out for Shirabe to go into wheel mode to retrieve Kirika and rush over to Miku's side to have another line of defense ready, rather than directly chasing after Obama. Use the newly summoned Amalgam's Sangeruman controlled fists to attempt to restrain Obama while not hindering your own mobility in avoiding the Shenshoujing lasers.

This post was last modified: Aug 26, 2019 at 2:53 AM by Superchao.

>FORMATION G

With Obama looking pretty damaged, he's not thinking as clearly. The ice gun allows Miku to get away with ease, Chris and Maria joining forces with the Bohrok as Tsubasa catches up. Obama is now getting covered by three gear users and the Bohrok as he tries to stop Miku, having to deal with the fact that he has fewer blades to handle more opponents.

You successfully get Shirabe to collect Kirika, and they jet over to protect Miku, even as you jet towards Obama with your new Stand. Your combined powers are more than enough to line everything up, and the Shenshoujing rains down upon the President. When the smoke clears, he was able to preserve his pendant and a few pieces of gear - as shown by still having the gear outfit - but most of his armor has been destroyed.

"You... I'm the president! This is a matter of national security! For the sake of the future...!"

With that, Obama begins to sing... his superb song, or swan song, or whatever you want to call it. He's suddenly moving at incredible speeds, enough to kick Tsubasa into Chris, throw Maria into the air, and even punch all the Bohrok out. However, he's running low on energy, and his entire body seems... oddly unstable? Strange.

Hibiki: Use one of the Amalgam's large arms to toss the normal-sized Mask of Hunger out of hammerspace and up to Maria while she's in midair, and have her start absorbing the president's remaining energy using it. In the meantime, continue trying to direct the Shenshoujing lasers at Obama while dodging out of the way, hopefully managing to finally nick his Gear for good once he's been whittled out of more energy.
Miku: Continue to play keep-away with the Ice Gun for mobility, making whatever walls you can after creating sliding paths to keep the now incredibly fast Obama at bay. Keep yourself positioned so that Shirabe and Kirika are able to stand before you as a defensive wall. Have Shirabe fortify herself into her double buzzsaws in front of her defensive formation, which has proven itself in the past to be one hell of a barrier.

This post was last modified: Aug 28, 2019 at 2:08 AM by Superchao.

>FORMATION MASKS

You manage to lob the Mask of Hunger up, and Maria begins draining some energy from Obama. He's not even able to make it to Miku before the lasers blast away at him again, even as his song lets him punch a recovering Chris into a wall.

As the lasers finally chip his pendant, his gear begins to fluctuate.

"No..."

It wavers and his outfit dissolves back into his suit, but Obama himself looks... very unstable.

"No, no, no! Uuurrrrrgh.... AAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGGGH!"

With that... Obama explodes.

At least, that's how it looks. He glows white and disappears in a huge blast that knocks everyone away. Is it over?

Wait, no... There's a figure within the explosion's smoke.

"Damn. That damn costume was getting in the damn way. It's damn good to be out of the damn thing."

As the smoke fades, you realize that in place of President-for-Life Barack Obama, it's none other than...
Shadow the Hedgehog, the Ultimate Life Form. You inquire as to if he was Obama the whole time.

"Yeah. That damn president was just my damn disguise. I couldn't do the damn things I wanted to do until they thought I was a damn politician and not a damn hedgehog. Damn."

So... if he's not Obama, do you still need to-

"No, we're damn fighting. My damn motivations are the damn same. I'm just gonna call this damn planet the Shadow Empire. Damn."

You ask if he got help for his Tourette's Syndrome.

"Not damn yet, but thanks for damn asking. I appreciate the damn support."

With that, all seven Chaos Emeralds surround Shadow, and fly into him. He is now...

BOSS FIGHT: SUPER SHADOW

Harry Potter has finally recovered! He lifts his wand, ready to cast the spell that will-

Oh, Shadow just cut off his wand arm with a Chaos Spear. Oh dear.

what! if obama has been fake all along...........

we need to summon the real, true obama

This post was last modified: Aug 26, 2019 at 3:33 AM by Draku.

Miku: Take off the Mask of Time Duplication to dispel the Shenshoujing clones, now that their relic annihilation won't be useful. Pass it and the Ice Gun over to Kirika and tell her to spawn 13 clones of her transformed state before starting to use the Ice Gun herself to keep distance, then chuck some LiNKER at them so they have it before they disperse out. Help Shirabe continue to hold the line while preparing yourself to help fire Symphogear-created disks to assault Shadow if he somehow gets close.

Hibiki: Hit yourself with the growth Kanoka to not only restore yourself to normal size, but go past it, equipping the Mask of Repulsion when hitting normal scale so that it inexplicably grows with you. Then choose Shadow as the Mask's target, so that being near him will repel him away intensely, while not affecting anyone else. (Thank you, Bionicle logic.) Then extend out the now especially large Amalgam fists and attempt to use them and your own large mass to move about and force Shadow to be repelled away and keep advancing to force him to the edges of the Concert Hall. Have Maria continue to target Shadow's energy and drain it, and use Airgetlam's energy vector control to redirect it into Tsubasa and Chris to accelerate their recovery so that Chris can provide covering fire and Tsubasa can attempt to get in close and help repel Shadow to whatever edge he's being directed to.

shirabe begins praying to summon obama (true). only one pure of heart can summon His Power

This post was last modified: Aug 28, 2019 at 2:08 AM by Superchao.

>Summon Real Obama

You attempt to summon real Obama. Strangely, it does not seem to make any progress...

>Use your new plan

You are now Giga Hibiki! Giga Hibiki is only 12 feet tall, but that's still impressive! You combine your amalgam powers with the mask of repulsion, and you start shoving Shadow around the concert hall. He has an easier time than Obama would, because he's not bound to the ground the way his disguise was, but he's still having trouble navigating with you shoving him around.

It doesn't help that he's under assault from a swarm of Kirikas! They move in quickly, hacking, slashing, and chopping away at Shadow and generally swarming him. On top of that, Maria's draining his energy, allowing Chris and Tsubasa to provide even more fire. He's not doing so well, even with the combined energy of the Chaos Emeralds letting him continue to fight regardless. Several Chaos Spears go flying at Kirika and her mask, but between Miku's discs, the Ice Walls, and Shirabe's buzzsaws, he's unable to get through.

Thinking to yourself, you realize why Kirika looked so randomly beat up those times in the past year.

Shadow looks up at Maria. And that's when you hear it.

"CHAOS... CONTROL!"

Shadow teleports up right in front of Maria, and unleashes a point-blank Chaos Spear! You hear the shattering of a mask as the Mask of Hunger is destroyed, and Maria crashes to the ground. She gets up, clearly still in the fight, but one of your options has been eliminated. Shadow takes the chance to pose.

Then several missiles, scythe blades, and sword energy cuts slam into him. When the smoke clears, he's furiously regretting letting his guard down, and starts launching Chaos energy blasts in a wide area on the concert hall.

Attempt to catch/deflect as many of the energy blasts with the massive Amalgam hands as possible, with Maria's Airgetlam shields, Tsubasa's giant sword drops, and Chris's reflectors in play in addition to the existing defenses that Miku and Shirabe are providing with the ice gun/disks/buzzsaw shieldings. Direct the Kirika clones to take cover behind any closest defense available and inject the LiNKER they were handed out when they were created as everyone shifts towards moving closer to the mask-using Kirika as they play defensively to better guard her in a surrounding formation against an opponent that can teleport around.

>Enact plan Reflect It All

You start using your combined capabilities to hurl the chaos blasts back at Shadow, reflecting many of them right into him. Judging by the shouts of "damn!", you're making a good job of it! He eventually has to stop firing, because he's simply hitting himself more than he's hitting you... and similarly to Obama earlier, he looks oddly unstable, his form flickering and shaking as he grits his teeth.

Spinning up into a ball, Shadow starts targeting people with a homing attack! He lands on one of the Kirikas, knocking her out, before bouncing into another, and then another, and another, and even hitting the stirring Harry Potter on the way for some reason. You charge at him with the Mask of Repulsion, but he Chaos Controls up into your face and quickly blasts the mask off before you can repel him!

So instead, you just punch him with your now extra-large fist, sending Shadow through the wall of the arena. He stumbles out of it, growling as he curls up in a spin dash and begins to absorb energy. That's the Ancient Light... maybe don't let him go ahead and use it?

Direct the Kirikas who were able to inject their LiNKER and are closest to Shadow (but not all of them) to activate their Swan Songs and fly forward on their Igalima jet-scythes while he is rooted in place charging up the Ancient Light, making him a prime target to be swung at. If the first Kirika to swing misses due to him cancelling out of charging his attack, the others should be able to swing and hit where Shadow could be dodging to.

In the event that he bullshits his way out of this, step forward and act like a gigantic goalie with your Amalgam arms as well as your regular arms spread out ready to repel/catch Shadow, as everyone else continues to gather/hold their ground in a circle around Mask Kirika.

Miku: Direct Shirabe to reposition her buzzsaw shielding above Kirika to prevent the possibility of an aerial assault.

This post was last modified: Aug 28, 2019 at 6:07 PM by Superchao.

>Can he bullshit his way out of this?

No! No he can't. There's just too many Kirikas, and they start chopping up Shadow with ease, unable to use the Ancient Light and even his many dodges not quite enough to let him pull through. One final punch from you is enough to send Shadow into the wall again, and he steps out, flickering and shaking...

And then his super form flicks out of existence.

"Damn! I'm out of damn rings!"

He looks around at the size of the army against him, and realizes he's pretty much overwhelmed. Stepping back towards the hole, he prepares to escape.

"This isn't over, dammit! You and those damn gears are going to damn-"

A bolt of energy suddenly blasts through Shadow's chest. He collapses, gasping in pain. From the sky descends... Barack Obama. The real Barack Obama. He's applauding.

"Excellent work, Symphogears. I was hoping you would be able to defeat my imposter for me."

Picking up Shadow, Obama retrieves the Chaos Emeralds and gear pendant from him, before kicking him off the concert hall into a long fall into the city. The president turns back to face you.

"Shadow here thought he could simply take my name and face and use it for his own ends. What a fool."

...So, are you-

"Well, of course. I'm not going to pass up the chance to create the Obama Empire. Shadow didn't know it, but Chaos Emeralds and Symphogear... they resonate. Their powers can be combined.

Allow me to demonstrate!"

Obama poses, and he draws all seven Emeralds and the Gear Pendant to himself. There's a bright flash, and when it fades, his suit is glowing white with pure energy, while he's wearing pieces of gear armor.

He suddenly zooms over to Harry Potter and places a hand in front of the weakened wizard's face.

"I should have done this when I killed Hagrid."

A massive beam of energy erupts from Obama's hand, Harry Potter's agonized scream cut off almost instantly. When the smoke fades, nothing is left of Potter or the area behind him.

Harry Potter has been killed.
Turning to everyone else, Obama poses.

"Now, who's second?"

TRUE FINAL BOSS FIGHT: HYPER OBAMA

Good news everyone. I am proud to announce that I am suing Minus World for killing Harry Potter and on its stead, making Harry Potter 2!

Revive Harry Potter as Harry Potter 2 and give him the Symphogear abilities just like in part 7 where he got avada kedabra'd and then came back to life out of sheer force of will.

Miku: Have Kirika take off the mask of Time Duplication and dispel her clones, and return it to you so that it can go into hammerspace for a more opportune moment, untouchable of Obama's bullshit. Also direct Chris to fire off a series of fireworks rockets into the air that say "ALL ACTION MOVIES MUST GO LEGENDARY SALE BELOW" and "HEY LOOK A FOREIGN INVADER ON JAPANESE SOIL (with a bigass arrow pointing at the concert hall)" while singing alongside her to start building up some Unison.

Hibiki: Get everyone to disperse a bit now that there's no primary entity to protect and direct Shirabe/Kirika and Tsubasa/Maria to form their own offensive teams to increase their phonic gain with Shirabe/Kirika launching some Zababa Beyblades and Tsubasa/Maria dropping their own giant blades/Airgetlam barriers to bounce them off of to keep them in play and have Obama on the defensive, and before properly engaging Hyper Obama, ask why it is that he's doing what he is, as is only proper.

This post was last modified: Aug 28, 2019 at 11:37 PM by Superchao.

>Attempt to hold Obama's hand.

Miku successfully shoves the mask into hammerspace and begins singing with Chris, who gets a bunch of signals into the air. You hear a loud angry scream in the distance, and see an unrelated object hurling toward you at high speed.

Genjuro slams into the ground after his super leap. "Where are the movies?"

Meanwhile, with Obama, he keeps deflecting the attacks. Giant blades and barriers from one side, beyblades from the other, he's knocking them all back! But he can't simply power through them all, and he continues to be held in place as you ask him his motivations.

"I'm glad you asked. You see..."

tl;dr the Curse of Balal means that the world must be united under a strong leader with the power to ensure things are kept in line. AKA President for Life Barack Obama.

Harry Potter attempts to revive with force of will, but he has no body to revive into!

Miku: Point to Obama and tell Gunjuro that he bought everything before he got here. Then keep up your Unison with Chris by adding more fire to the Beyblade Pit, by launching several Disks and Rockets that are now much harder to dodge thanks to Obama's limited mobility.
Hibiki: Acknowledge that Obama has what is more or less the same motive as many who have stood before her before, and uniting people by force will only cause sadness. Using the power of your handholding armed gear to initiate S2CA to draw on all of the phonic gain in the area caused by the several nearby Unisons as well as the wishes of Saint Germain residing in Amalgam, manifest a temporary physical body out of energy for Saint Germain to show this oppressor what for.

>Try to stop Obama, as it is the only way

Drawing on all the power of the unisons, you channel it through your gear and unleash a massive tornado of energy, which slams down next to you in the form of Saint-Germain. Genjuro, meanwhile, flexes, unleashing a hurricane of air.

Obama looks concerned.

Miku continues to add to the Beyblade Pit, while Saint Germain and Genjuro run in and begin to punch Obama. He's impressively able to go toe to toe with both of them at the same time, but with everything else piled on top of that, it's clear that you're beginning to wear him down. Oddly, Obama begins to move towards the wall, even as your onslaught of attacks continues to land and slowly inflicts real damage on him.

The president's back is up against the wall, and he puts his hands together even as blades, rockets, discs, and fists land upon him.

"KA... ME... HA..."

Oh. That's why.

"ME... HA!"

Obama launches a full power Kamehameha, supercharged by his Hyper state. The beam rockets forward, missing most of your party, but collecting two of them and blasting them right through the concert hall's back wall. They land somewhere in the city, alive but de-geared and unconscious.

Tsubasa cannot continue! Maria cannot continue!

While you're distracted, Obama attempts to disrupt everything by slamming his fist into the ground, the concert hall beginning to crack up and collapse.

Miku: Get Chris to make rockets for everyone to hop upon as the floor collaspes, and ride them down onto solid ground to make for a better landing. If anyone's rockets are inadvertently destroyed by Obama, shoot a disk over to them to ride on instead. If Shirabe gets into trouble, she will probably be fine since she can copter.
Hibiki: Get on top of one of Chris's rockets, and if anyone encounters trouble with theirs and Obama is interfering with Miku helping them with a UFO disk, make a leap off of your rocket with a jet boost and grab them, then brace for impact with the classic shock absorbers Gungnir is known for.

>It's time to RIDE 'EM COWBOY

You all ride rockets down to the ground, even though Obama attempts to sink your landing gear as you keep descending. He blasts away at rocket after rocket, but with all the discs going off, it's easy to keep transferring as the group lands hard yet effectively. You're currently in the middle of the streets.

Obama hurls an energy ball at the ground, and it cuts through the cement before erupting explosively underneath Chris. A second energy blast flings Chris into the distance.

Chris cannot continue!

The President immediately tries the same tactic on Kirika and Shirabe, but with his plan exposed, it's easy for them to dodge and block the blasts he tries to fire up. Growling, Obama tries to simply charge up. He yells and poses, using the nature of DBZ powers to attempt to blow everyone away by breaking up the ground and unleashing huge winds.