This post was last modified: Apr 23, 2021 at 4:23 PM by Spooks?.

Maybe I underestimated you guys, here I thought none of you were gonna try to murder!

I know how this works, you guys get too wrapped up in checking out "lore" or whatever and all want each other to survive, I get it, I get it. It's perfectly natural to not wanna shank your buddy in the liver and walk away!

But I got a reputation to keep up here, this is a Killing Game after all, and boy did you guys not disappoint! Talk about a bloodbath, we had well over the ten attempts I asked you for, which means you're all worthy of this Crimson Eye Dossier. You can check it out whenever you want, I left it sitting on the desk in the Lobby. Not like anyone's using it for anything besides violence, hey?

But without further ado, let's take a look at tonight's victims, shall we? I'm sure it'll be... quite revealing indeed...

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@Cirno has been found dead in Shipping and Receiving. I had to drag her up from the side of the mountain after someone threw her out the cable car bay! Not cool! Her official diagnosis was the Pharaoh's Curse

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Additionally, @Violent Jimin was found dead in the Virtual Reality Room, covered in awful chemical burns. He's also bleeding from his eyes, as though his Forbidden Action was triggered. His role was the Ultimate Combo Fighter

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Great, we're dealing with the Yakuza as well, one of many articles to add to my list of grievances. Speaking of, you didn't happen to send that little Hogwarts girl of yours to go running around in my restricted areas, did you Wexlyn? This is completely unacceptable. I can't believe that stupid little gremlin managed to crack her way in B2F, not to mention what happened to my office tonight. Wexlyn, if I find out you've been trying to undermine me, I swear I'll -

Whoa, whoa, hey calm down! I didn't do anything!

I don't know how she got down there, but I'm sure she was just curious, that's all! Don't take it out on her, she's just a kid. You have to remember what we're all going through, right? Two more deaths, and we're still trapped in this place with no apparent way out. Just don't do anything you'll regret to her, please.

Tch, I'm not a murderer. I'm not going to hurt her.

...But I have ways of making people learn their lessons. That also goes for whichever one of you is the other Yakuza goon. The Crimson Eye are irritating, but you? I'll crush you like an insect with little trouble, just you wait.

Oh my god! I just watched a man die tonight! And he was Violent Jimin! And a Yakuza member! I don't know how to feel about this! I think my brain just broke!

Yeah... "just".

But... the Yakuza really let that Violent Jimin guy into their fold? I thought organized crime at least had standards, that guy literally just shit himself on the floor a few days ago. Are you sure that e-Pass isn't just straight up lying?

Can an e-Pass even lie? You'd think if it could, that intern woulda tried to hide or something, right?

You know... that's actually a pretty good point. Yeah, I think there's really another gang of shady characters running around. For you two's sakes, you'd better hope Jimin's buddy is also the kind of guy to run around like a dog and shit on the floor.

Ugh, alright Mono-whatever, show us the case file. Let's get this over with, not in the mood today.

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CASE FILES:
-Violent Jimin is lying in the Virtual Reality Room, on a fake, virtual Stage
-Chemical burns cover his body
-His arms and legs have switched position on his body somehow
-There is vomit on the stage, as well as a coat and balaclava
-A cardboard cutout sign advertising some kind of book signing is by the door
-Cirno is lying in Shipping and Receiving
-Her body is heavily beaten and bruised
-Lynn Tyrne's body is lying out in the Courtyard. All the tubes connecting to her body have been severed
-The safety net by the Patio has been cut open

OTHER INFO
-No one was AFK today
-All the crates in the Warehouse and Shipping and Receiving have been opened and emptied
-Mr. Mundy is missing his arm
-The Crimson Eye Dossier sits on the Lobby desk

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Room Descriptions: Show

Patient Ward - A ward for Nadare’s patients. Patients are allowed to freely roam the facility, but must return here by the end of the night or face consequences.

Cable Car Station (Access Level: I) - The point of entry and exit for Nadare's guests. Or it was anyway, before the CRIMSON EYE SABOTEUR decided to destroy the cable car for good.

Lobby (Access Level: I) - Nadare's lobby, containing a reception desk and two decorative statues featuring a skeleton and an angel. The skeleton statue is holding a moon-shaped sculpture, while the angel holds nothing. Situated in the back is the elevator to B1F.

Gift Shop (Access Level: I) - Nadare's obligatory gift shop. Snowglobes, postcards, and various other forms of trinkets and knick knacks can be found here, as well as some way too overpriced clothing. A hole has been smashed in the wall to the Cafeteria.

Media Library (Access Level: I) - A library containing many books, movies, and video games. There are no late fees, and any Nadare guest or staff member may use the items here.

Lounge (Access Level: I) - A relatively modern and fancy bar. There are two tables, three stools at the bar, and pretty much any alcoholic beverage you can think of. Small snacks and food items can be prepared behind the bar too in a mini-kitchen.

Patio (Access Level: I) - A patio with an indestructible glass floor allowing you to see the scale of the mountain. Several stools are seated almost precariously by a counter at the railing, but a safety net underneath will catch any falling individuals. One of the stools is missing a leg.

Rec Room (Access Level: I) - A loud room decked out with couches, a huge TV, and many video game consoles and other media players. Against the western wall is a large, booming sound system that can fit up to three discs at a time. Why? Indecisiveness probably.

Terrarium - A glassed-off display with various trees and plants. A small placard states that many of them are poisonous, but are frequently used for medical purposes even in the modern day.

Glass Hall (Access Level: I) - A hallway with a glass floor. You can see the river running underneath. You can also see a hole in the hallway that some sucker broke right over the river.

Cafeteria (Access Level: I) - A hospital cafeteria with several food items up for grabs on the counter, though it all looks notably better than usual hospital cafeteria food. Behind the counter is a full kitchen, outfitted with… kitchen things. A hole has been smashed in the wall to the Gift Shop.

Gallery (Access Level: I) - An art gallery in which sits several paintings and a few sculptures on display in cases in the center of the room. Some of these items are soothing, others… less so.

Fountain (Access Level: I) - An indoor fountain adorned with a statue of some kind of bird. Looks to have seen better days. The base of it is made of glass, and looking downwards reveals some kind of aquarium as well as a view into the Surgery Ward. Currently there is a large hole in the base, courtesy of Bigfoot. A rope ladder descends from 1F to B1F.

History Hall (Access Level: 1) - A hallway lined with glass-protected displays about the history of medicine. Dating back to the Black Plague, all manner of strange old medical equipment can be found. Breaking the glass will set off an alarm, however. Speaking of which, the Black Plague display has been broken open, with the plague doctor costume removed.

Relaxation Room (Access Level: I) - A calming and quiet room with calming music playing. Features several chairs, a coffee table, and a CRT TV. It can be tuned to several channels, though unlike the TV in the Rec Room, the signal is poor and acts oddly.

Bathrooms (Access Level: I) - you can figure out what these are. A series of tubes is collecting urine from the urinals and putting it in the tank of a toilet.

Courtyard (Access Level: I) - A snowy courtyard with a lazy river flowing through it. Three bridges lead to an island in the middle, upon which sits two benches and a lone tree. A pathway leads over to the Hot Springs and a large shed. Under the tree is a grave with a nice placard reading "Anime Mother"

Hot Springs (Access Level: I) - A bubbling pool of water that flows in through underground tunnels. It smells slightly of sulfur but is extremely relaxing to soak in nonetheless. Or it was, anyway. It's currently full of mud.

Pharmacy (Access Level: II) - A pharmacy not unlike that which you’d find in most hospitals on their main floor. Contains a large amount of over-the-counter drugs, with the harder stuff being kept in the back. Sticky notes reading TESCO SALE are abundant.

Outdoor Storage (Access Level: II) - A large shed for lawn equipment, snowblowers, and other general outdoor maintenance gear. There are several snowmobiles in here as well, though they are not fueled up.

Drug Supply (Access Level: III) - The harder stuff kept in the back. Prescription drugs and medication of the rarer variety can be found back here.

Equipment Storage (Access Level: III) - Cleaning supplies, equipment such as floor cleaner machines, and various other heavy-duty maintenance gear is kept here, albeit for the inside of the building rather than the items found in the Outdoor Storage.

Dr. Wexlyn’s Office (Access Level: IV) - The office of Dr. Alexander Wexlyn. Unlike several other staff members, he enjoys inviting others into his office to talk. Obviously however, he doesn’t enjoy his stuff being snooped through. Especially his snacks, which he is known for giving patients.

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Staff Dorms - A dormitory belonging to the staff. Every staff member must return here by the end of the night, or face consequences.

Experiment Dorms - A dormitory belonging to members of the Experimental Research Program. Every member of the program must return here by the end of the night, or face consequences.

Garth’s Bedroom - A bedroom belonging to famous horror writer and director Garth Marenghi. Only he can can enter or exit it without his permission. Why does he get a room to himself? Hell if I know.

VR Control (Access Level: I) - A room with several high-tech machines, including a rack of discs. Inserting a disc into the machine changes the contents and scale of the Virtual Reality room. Several discs appear to be missing. Right now the "CASINO RESORT" disc is inserted.

Virtual Reality (Access Level: I) - A room with a high-tech pad on the floor and sensors lining the walls. Depending on what disc is inserted in VR control, the contents and scale of this room will change. If you die in the game, you die in real life.

Surgery Ward (Access Level: I) - The hospital’s surgery ward. A large glass-enclosed aquarium pillar sits in the center of the ward, though it has been shattered open, causing water to spill everywhere. You can see into the Fountain above's glass bottom, which is also broken. Sad. A rope ladder ascends from B1F to 1F.

Panic Room (Access Level: I) - A small bunker with survival supplies, books for entertainment, and various other tools. Entering the panic room causes it to lock for the rest of the night, not letting anyone in or out.

Break Room (Access Level: II) - A room for staff to relax on their break. Several tables, as well as coffee machines, cutlery, a microwave, and a fridge are here for staff use.

Shipping and Receiving (Access Level: II) - A second cable car station, used for transporting goods and supplies from the base of the mountain. Or it was anyway, before the CRIMSON EYE SABOTEUR decided to destroy the cable car for good. Contains a few shelves and crates, one of which is password locked.

Warehouse (Access Level: III) - Used to store several bulk items and supplies received via the cable car in Shipping and Receiving. Mostly low-level medical supplies such as saline solution, scrubs, and the like, though more interesting items may lie within. Several of the crates are password locked.

Laboratory (Access Level: III) - A laboratory used for various purposes. Contains equipment used for sample analysis, chemicals for chemistry, and other advanced tech that you aren’t sure as to the purpose of.

Locker Room (Access Level: III) - A room containing lockers for staff to store their possessions in, also used for changing. The lockers do lock, however they can be unlocked by anyone with a higher access level.

Operating Room (Access Level: III) - Nadare’s primary operating room for surgical procedures. Contains one operating table and several tanks of anesthetic. Also has scrubs, surgical tools, sterilization chemicals and masks.

Radiology (Access Level: III) - Contains an X-Ray machine and an MRI. The X-Ray machine can be used to identify injuries, but is potentially dangerously radioactive. Caution must be exercised when using the MRI, as it is magnetic and attracts all nearby metals. Also can demagnetize your e-Pass. Mr. Mundy's corpse is here, along with a crossbow and some bolts.

Dr. Hawke’s Office (Access Level: III) - An office belonging to Dr. Jim Hawke. Littered with bottles of cheap booze, who knows what wonders can be found within? Not him, as he spends most of his time instead wondering where his promised vacation went.

Security Office (Access Level: IV) - An office with a small desk and several CCTV feeds you can view. A rack of guns with… surprising variety is fixed to the wall in case of “an outbreak”. It also contains a holding cell that can be locked from the office itself.

Hazardous Materials (Access Level: IV) - A room with an incinerator and several shelves of hazardous waste, both chemical and biological. Exercise extreme caution when entering this room.

Medical Records (Access Level: IV) - Row upon row of old medical documents belonging to Dr. Jim Hawke, Alexander Wexlyn, and the rest of the staff of Nadare from their previous ventures. Only accessible to higher-level employees due to the sensitivity of the information.

Restricted Records (Access Level: V) - Medical records related to restricted subjects. Do not enter.

Dr. Pierce’s Office (Access Level: VI) - A heavily restricted and private office belonging to Dr. Morgan Pierce, with a large window overlooking the mountains. Almost no one enters her office, besides those she wishes to yell at.

CURRENT PLAYERS

STAFF:
@Kids TV Show Host
@Bigfoot
@Jack of Spades
@Faust
@Hank Hill
@Lita
@Among Us
@The Drifter
@Senpai

PATIENTS:
@Shoey
@robbydude
@Professional Robuster
@Hu Tao
@Robert Winters
@ASMR Youtuber
@Rio Ranger

EXPERIMENTS:
@DK West
@Nemesis
@Deathborn
@Dark Souls II
@°☆◇_Lost_In_Hogwarts◇☆°
@Garth Marenghi
@Mr Waltar Whité

NPCs:
@Dr. Morgan Pierce
@Dr. Jim Hawke
@Dr. Alexander Wexlyn
@"Nurses"

Post investigation questions in this thread, and try to post any major theories here, for the sake of ease.

The investigation will end Friday at 8 PM PST.

COPYING AND PASTING YOUR ACCOUNT WILL LEAD TO IMMEDIATE EXECUTION. DO NOT DO THIS.

Well. That's one fool out of the way. And one potential minion dead. A fair tradeoff.

Commit a basic investigation of both bodies while waiting for the autopsy.

If he's got the bodies, I want to see that dossier.

Since Jimin's got chemical burns on him, I check Equipment and Outdoor Storage to see if what, if any, chemicals are missing.

Oh yeah, lets look at those settings in VR Control. Is it set to murder?

Now that a few of us have been to B2F is it possible we could get the map for it?

Are all the incentive crates in the Warehouse and Shipping area open?

Well, uh, the usual mailbox I've been sending my letters to Peggy in now has a padlock around it, and when I asked Dr. Hawke about it, he swallowed the key without breaking eye contact with me. So....yeah. Guess I'm stuck with y'all, then.

Look, you'd understand my hesitation if you've been through a poisoning attempt like I did last night. Seriously, what the hell compelled that ice gremlin to try and shove a beetle-infested apple down my throat? In my sleep, no less! Rest in peace, and all that, but my God, there's some people here I'm going to mourn less than others, I tell ya hwat.

Anyway, I go to the Cafeteria to do my usual beer-sippin' routine. During this time, first thing I witnessed was some guy in a coat and ski mask grabbing a knife from the kitchen before leaving. Then, this Bob Winters fella comes in to brew some tea, and he too left. Finally, Lita enters to make a cup of water, when suddenly that Dark Souls guy rushes in from the Gift Shop and knocks her out with a cutting board. Yep.

-I go into the Lobby, where I see Nemesis slamming a guy in a Mario Mask with a tentacle, with Dr. Pierce and Jack of Spades watching. Yep.

-I go down the elevator with Mario Man, and when the door opened back up, he punched me in the face and ran off. Yyyyyep.

Nothing you do can faze me anymore. I'm going to sleep.

Shoey hit the great DK West, I can confirm.
But that's not the important thing I want to affirm.
Me and that Jack of Spades, we solved that door.
Behind it though, what a bore.
A maintenence closet, full of old memorablia?
I was looking for something interesting, not tacky paraphernalia.
Ewah, what a disappointing night, really.
DK West was gonna rock you all lyrically.
But the Funk Off was cancelled, as you might have heard.
The room was locked down, isn't that absurd?

I have never. In my entire life. Met a group of fuckers as abhorrent as all of you. I try my damnedest to have a quality competition, and instead I'm met with nothing but belligerent fuckwads who think they're the hottest shit this side of hell. This has been nothing but unbelievable night after another, and I'm tired of you twatbaskets fucking up everything.

Now listen up and listen close, because I won't repeat a single word of this again for any of you. Except the nurses. You're the only semblance of sanity in this fucking facility.



I woke up and left for the bathroom upstairs. Whichever coward spewed their shit all over me still refuses to confess, which is probably for the best, since I would've skewered their head on a stake by now if I knew who it was. I still reeked of bile, so to the bathroom I went, seeing that stupid space ass Amogus entering Dr. Hawke's office. I had to climb a ladder upstairs because the elevators weren't working, because of course nothing can go right in this God-forsaken fuckfest. I saw The Drifter in the Relaxation Room, went into the bathroom, washed up, left, asshole wasn't there anymore. Who cares. I also saw Dr. Wexlyn entering the Equipment Room as I climbed back down the ladder.

I walk into the VR Room, and Shoey's Casino Night Zone whatever the hell game is still plugged in, but I don't have the bother to change it, as long as I can access the stage that's in the building. Garth Marenghi - the first of the cunts who will exist only to make my night worse - walks in with a camera and a cardboard cutout of himself, like some vain narcissist. I couldn't imagine being as self-centered as he is. Then Robuster enters, and we'd made arrangements for him to be the bouncer for the event, so prepare he did. Hawke walked into the room too with a bottle of whiskey. In hindsight, I wish I had chugged all of it.

I go back to the stage, and Shoey is in the next room, being a lowlife specimen who smells like shit. Seriously, dude, take a fucking shower. Garth is setting up some equipment on the stage, woopie, and Dr. Hawke offers me a drink before leaving. Eventually, I get so sick of Shoey's scent that I pick him up and throw him straight out of the room. I'm not about to have my night ruined by another unbearable stench.



I awaited guests to arrive, and finally, the singular sliver of a good night emerged. The beautiful fair maidens of the nursing occupation had arrived, alongside the Fair TV Show Host, some person wearing a coat and mask, and Faust. Finally, some people to participate in the first ever Nadare Funk Off! I was ecstatic to begin the competition, which you'll find very quickly was more than misplaced.

I first invited the fair maidens to the stage! Summer was overjoyed for the opportunity to perform with her knight in shining armor! Who wouldn't be enthused by the chance to stand by my side and perform? But Luna held her back, and pulled her over to talk to... Garth, instead!... That's... Fine!

So without further hesitation, I turned my attention towards the next potential competition: the Host! Surely her experiences with an audience would create the perfect opponent in the ring of beatboxing!



I began my ballad beautifully, hitting every note exactly as intended! I would be a beast to take down! And as I awaited the TV Host to return my call, she...

...Didn't.

Instead, she started leading some exercise routine on the stage. Now, I understand the importance of fitness, my dear, trust me, but I believe you misinterpreted the purpose of this event! It seemed that the audience agreed with my assessment, because none of them joined in. She left the stage discouraged, but perhaps next time. My track was still continuing, so instead of stopping there, I summoned forward my next challenger, the person in the coat and mask.

They joined me onstage, and our battle began once more! Or at least, it would've, had someone actually followed the instructions of the competition instead of singing some fucking Kesha song? Seriously?!

Before I could even call them out for their actions, though, a certain urge broiled in my stomach. It seemed that the anonymous bitch from the night before had caused me to gain nausea myself, and so, most horrifyingly, I vomited all over the figure. They discarded their coat before brandishing a knife towards me, and with my superhero Senpai reflexes, I knocked them in the stomach. They fled from the room, and I called after Robuster to deal with them.



At this point, I was singing through gritted teeth. This was not going as planned. But the track continued! And so did my Funk Off! Nothing was going to ruin my fucking Funk Off. I called up the next opponent, Garth, who... did nothing more than read a passage from his fucking flimsily printed book. Nobody gives a shit about your books, Garth, especially not me. So without hesitation, I booted him from stage.

This left one competitor. One final person in the crowd. One chance for somebody to not be an abysmal asshole for five minutes. Faust. He would be far from my first choice of competition, but I just needed somebody to actually try. He comes to stage, and
this
mother
fucker
does nothing but make chicken noises at me. At me, Senpai. The student body president. The romancer of women's hearts. The most handsome high schooler in this entire fucking facility. Reduced to nothing but a laughing stock by a bunch of delinquents who think their two minutes of fame are worth my image. You all are the worst shitheads I've ever met in my life.



Before I have the chance to rip Faust's nuts straight off, there's a commotion at the doorway. And there I witness perhaps the worst event of all. Violent Jimin storms into my VR Room, his arms and legs rearranged like some sort of Frankenstein freak. What the fuck is wrong with you people?! Now we're your science experiments to fuck with?! I can't say that Jimin didn't have this coming, and frankly, I wish I had done it myself, but what kind of Lovecraftian horror are you all trying to cause?

In a final act of pure humiliation, before I could put this thing out of his misery, he knocked me over and rendered me unconscious. Without so much as an actual song, the Funk Off was over.

That's it. That's my testimony. Do whatever the fuck you want. I don't care anymore. I've had enough of you Neanderthals.

Well. That's one fool out of the way. And one potential minion dead. A fair tradeoff.

Commit a basic investigation of both bodies while waiting for the autopsy.

You check Violent Jimin first, rolling him over. Indeed, his limbs appear to be swapped, likely by some kind of skillful surgery. He has chemical burns all over, and smells a bit like bleach. On his back is a shitty Tribal tattoo, very generic. He probably didn't choose one for his power. It looks damaged from the chemical burns, which probably caused the Forbidden Action poisoning, which leads to the eyes bleeding in similar ways to Jimin's.

You check Cirno next. Poor Cirno is completely brutalized, quite terrible broken and beaten, mostly around the body. Her head is mostly intact though bar the expected scratching and one notable cylindrical-looking dent in the side of her skull. On her person are a Paper Plate Mario Mask and a Doctor's Mirror, like the one that goes on their heads. You also find... oh no.

@Deathborn, the CURSED TABLET compels you to take it. You are now inflicted with the Pharaoh's Curse. Your role power will remain, but you must carry the slab and suffer its effects nonetheless.

Since Jimin's got chemical burns on him, I check Equipment and Outdoor Storage to see if what, if any, chemicals are missing.

You check Outdoor Storage. There are various chemicals for fertilization and killing weeds, as well as some chemicals to clean up the Hot Spring, but all of it looks untouched. In Equipment, there are various cleaning chemicals, and you notice that the supply of bleach bottles specifically has been messed with, several of the bottles jumbled up and knocked around. You can't tell if any are outright missing though, but bleach bottles are usually fairly large.

Oh yeah, lets look at those settings in VR Control. Is it set to murder?

The current game running is "CASINO RESORT", and it appears to be on the Stage room, which is a pretty basic stage. There's a couple holographic fog machines on the edges of the stage, and there's apparently some seating for guests. Next door to the Stage is a virtual casino with several roulette tables and a little table where a virtual Monokuma can deal you some cards.

The other games available to play are "CHICKEN RUN", "MANDRILL MAZE", and "HOUSE BISHOP". MANDRILL MAZE has "Deathborn's Evil Lair" scrawled on it.

Are all the incentive crates in the Warehouse and Shipping area open?

It appears as though they are all open yes, and likewise, they are completely empty.

This post was last modified: Apr 23, 2021 at 6:49 AM by Maitre D'eath.

@Deathborn, the CURSED TABLET compels you to take it. You are now inflicted with the Pharaoh's Curse. Your role power will remain, but you must carry the slab and suffer its effects nonetheless.

...Ahem. Another two residents dead, another twenty-nine odd accounts to sort through. Once again, I'll be collating any testimony that hasn't yet made it's way to the thread from the Discord, to assist the investigation. Good luck.

DARK SOULS 2 (TEMPORARY): Show

anyway im going to bed but the short version of my night is
-get a coat, mask, and a knife for defense
-see wexlyn
-go attend the funk off, it was a disaster
-leave early on after almost killing rose
-kiss jack in the lounge
-go completely insane, run into a few random rooms and unwittingly crack litas skull before returning to normal
-get attempted on by the plague doctor, but get away safely
-sleep
[5:19 AM]
ill post a full account with all the details tomorrow at some point
[5:19 AM]
my phone tried to change tomorrow to tom ford and i have no idea who that is
[5:19 AM]
good night

ROULETTE SHOEY: Show

I wake up right where i stopped last night at the vr room playing some goddamn roulette babey!!!!
that piece of shit bounder senpai walks in complaining about my smell or some shit and starts talking about some lame ass funk off who cares
I try to tell him to piss off then he sucker punched me and threw me out
I see deathborn leave because the funk off is lame and deathborn is a cool character with anime plots that make sense
then professional robuster starts idk whiining about my smell or some shit and he chases me away
I sit outside the hall waiting for the stupid funk off of evil to get over so i can resume naturs true game when i see the nurses enter the vr room, later still (no roulette ) I see kids show host also enter the vr room, later still (getting really tired of not playing roulette) someone in a COAT and BALACLAVA enters the room, and even later still faust does the same
Dark souls II just runs out of the room with a knife screaming what a douchebag
then it happens
i see
that jerk piece of shit dude
and i think
this is it
this is my moment
and i slug
him
right
in
the
face
VICTORY FOR SHOE I'M THE GREATEST i think to my self as dk west cowardly heads west realizes he's been beaten by a true man
from the west i hear snarlin as suddenly violent jimmin approches me
but something is different
his arms are where his legs should be and his legs are where his arms should be
before i can react he kicks me with his arms knocking me out
when i awake i gain the flu
alright
double sickness i think to myself

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[7:37 AM]
that's my account

Now that a few of us have been to B2F is it possible we could get the map for it?

Ha! Nice try, but B2F is a restricted area. Your little comedy routine ends here, I won't be entertaining your idea. I'd have to be a complete idiot to hand over the map of my personal laboratories to one of the people who broke into that very same place last night.

If you want a map so badly, figure it out for yourselves. I'd be insulted, honestly, if I didn't think this whole thing was laughably pathetic.

Apologies. I found myself rather disoriented last night. I will do my best to recollect my actions.

DK West and I had discovered how to open the closet downstairs the previous night, so we met there to open it up. It seemed like a small dusty room, but I did not investigate further. I left it to DK West.



I rode the elevator up and headed for the lounge next. Dr Hawke was in the cable car station, with that pesky ASMR Influencer. Hmph, that made me feel quite put out. Two can play that game though! In the lounge, Dr Wexlyn was chatting with Rio Ranger at the bar, and Dark Souls II was on their own at a nearby table. Perfect. I went straight up to Dark Souls II, and planted a kiss on it. That ought to get Hawke's attention! He and ASMR Youtuber came into the lounge, but then Lita came in and stole Hawke from ASMR who stole him from me! QUIT STEALING MY MAN, YOU VIPERS!







I think I broke Dark Souls II though. Their eyes widened, and they ran off to the cable car station. Perhaps they drank too much?
I had a drink and stewed in my loneliness, while everyone started to clear out. Then I went over to the gift shop for some fashionable winter gear. I couldn't find everything I was looking for though, unfortunately. I think saw Mario Mask go into the cafeteria as well, holding a bottle, and then another person going north from the gallery.



I found Nemesis and Dr Pierce in the lobby. We had a... nice? ...chat. She seemed a little hostile, which is not exactly unreasonable with everyone running around and not doing any work, and worse, defecating everywhere, but she was unreasonably snide with me. Then Mario Mask came in and spun at Dr Pierce, and Nemesis was all too ready to defend her. He is very well trained indeed. If he were more hostile towards me, I would be stocking up on quicksilver bullets. Nemesis utilizes the power of an Augur of Ebrietas, growing a tentacle from his arm, ensnared the would-be attacker, and flung them into the lobby desk.



Hank was coming into this scene from the cable car station drinking a beer, and then continued down the elevator with the defeated Mario Mask. Dr Pierce and her guard dog took the next elevator. I got changed into my snow gear and return to the dorms.

This post was last modified: Apr 22, 2021 at 10:25 AM by Jack of Spades.

Hawke, I'm sorry about last night. Do you mind giving us a testimony? Also, perhaps you should submit to a blood test. There's been some bugs spreading.

Hey, BEAR! Was the paper plate mask always in SHIPPING AND RECEIVING or did you DRAG it up the mountain along with the body?

This post was last modified: Apr 22, 2021 at 3:18 PM by °☆◇_Lost_In_Hogwarts◇☆°.

God... what is it with the head injuries? I'm gonna have to reboot again~



Alright, ATTENTION EVERYONE! I'm here to make a callout post. As an online safety ENFORCER, it is my DUTY to uphold moral standards in HEALTHCARE FACILITIES! That's what I'm all about!! I have two targets today, because from what I have seen, they are the HEIGHT of IMMORAL INEPTITUDE (1/?)

The first CANCELLEE-TO-BE is none other than... BIGFOOT. What a heinous individual! I have the RECEIPTS indicating this monster has been USING STEROIDS recently, and abused that power to ATTACK ME! A defenceless young girlboss!! Block him, floor him, but you CANNOT adore him, unless you want to be culpable in his prejudiced mess of a mind!! (2/?)

Second up, I have been receiving ANONYMOUS THREATS from a staff member here. Someone claiming to be the Ultimate Legal Advisor tried to INDICT me last night, without even revealing their true name! If you weren't hiding behind anonymity, I'd just cancel you for being STUPID! You did it WRONG, and your INDICTMENT didn't work! (3/?)


If anyone else here has suffered their empty threats, let me know! I'm organising a COUNTER-LAWSUIT as we speak. Trying to DISABLE my role power like that... I must thank Dr Wexlyn for giving me the power to completely bypass those threats. And hey, legal advisor? Pick a weaker target next time, you useless fucking PIGSHIT. (4/4)

Now... last night? Hahahahahahah!! I am truly feeling BLESSED after what I experienced. Mysteries unsolved, magic untouched, monsters unfound... all in the BASEMENT BELOW THE BASEMENT. Using my UNFAILING interal mapping abilities, I have updated my very own MARAUDER'S MAP with knowledge previously unheard of. You're!! WELCOME!!!



Now, what did I actually get up to?? Well, let me bring out my shift diary...

🧙🧙🧙 ACCOUNTIUM RECOLLECTO! 🧙🧙🧙



From my WITCH DORM I wake up, and head straight to the BROKEN MAGIC STAIRS! I see now, of course, that there is a pathway that leads below the basement... to the CHAMBER OF SECRETS, clearly. I allow the magic to channel through me, and cast LUMOS, lighting up the area around me! Bu then... I can hear his voice... MALFOY, calling out to me from this dark floor. Don't worry, my soft little bitch. I'm coming. Before I can step in, though, I see FRED WEASLEY and SLUGHORN staring down at me from the regular basement. I shouldn't have let them see me use LUMOS!!! Luckily, I'm gone before they have a chance to witness more of my muggle-melting power.

By the way, as much as I was able to break through that mechanical lock, the door was already open. There's no trick to it, since someone had clearly gone to the effort of making it accessible to others!! Thank you kind stranger, for supporting those who can't open doors!

Instead of the myriad of mazes and murder I witnessed last shift, the lower floor presented itself as a hallway leading east, with two locked doors along its north wall, and one open door on its south. The south door led to a MORGUE, with tools, tables, freezers, and bodies. How dreadfully BORING! While the westmost locked door was unremarkable, I could hear INCANTATIONS being chanted on the other side of the eastmost locked door. I hope they aren't trying to summon anything.....



The hallway jumps southbound, stretching to infinity. I can't see the end of this bloody THING! On my left is a magnificent glass wall giving view to a strange room, with uncanny HUMANOID FIGURES strapped helplessly against metal walls. A large, yuck, ROBOTIC ARM... nnghh. It had a long, deadly needle attached where its hand should be.

I really didn't like that room. The needle arm brought back painful memories. And the bodies too.

I didn't have time to unpack my trauma, though, since at the end of the hallway was......... VOLDEMORT? A dark figure... in a dark coat. I took one look and knew this was my enemy. If I killed this man, I could free DRACO from the parasocial relationship binding him to this abuser. I casted my most powerful spell...



AVADA KADABRA!!!!!

I fire this spell straight at him... but he just shrugs it off! Enraged, he runs at me, and I see now where my mistake lies. This was no VOLDEMORT... this was just BIGFOOT on STEROIDS. Still, I'm not giving up on my fight! I cast AUGMENTUS MUSCULOSO, and rev up my limbs for a mighty whack! My magic fist of justice connects with him, just as his steroid-addled arms bash my skull in with a crowbar. Safe to say, we're both out for the count.



We wake up to FEM!HEADMASTER DUMBLEDORE shaking us awake! She's mad about us making it to the CHAMBER OF SECRETS so soon, and tells us to get the fuck out of there. From BIGFOOT'S explanation, I think he may have been chasing the same VOLDEMORT I seek to destroy. Consider yourself uncancelled... for now.

🧙🧙🧙 END OF SHIFT DIARY🧙🧙🧙

Two worlds, of desire and reality, merging... I can feel magic coursing through me now that I only DREAMED of before. I hope you're ready for a whole new BRAND of content...



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This post was last modified: Jun 1, 2021 at 2:35 PM by ASMR Youtuber.

NADARE VLOG NIGHT 3 - STAFF INTERVIEWS PART 2 (DADDY EDITION)


What's up YouTube its day 3 at Nadare and things are heating up!
Another 2 people game-ended tonight and thats a great excuse to remind you all to keep yourselves safe!
I use SurfShark VPN to make sure that I'm safe when I'm online, and you should too! Use my promocode "KGHUNKS" for 2 months free!

Anyway last night I got the second part of the interviews done and they'll be up as soon as I clear the releases on them with @Dr. Morgan Pierce, link will be in the description.
First of all I interviewed one of the most popular faculty members at Nadare, Dr. Wexlyn, in his office!
We had a good chat and I think you'll be interested to hear some of what he had to say.

Got a peek at Robert Winters in the pharmacy on my way to the next interview, secret drug habit confirmed?

I caught Dr. Hawke a bit later leaving the media library and chatted with him a bit too!
He was fun to talk to and had some good stories, although Lita interrupted us before we got a chance to really get into them.
I also might have caught a scandalous moment on camera too!

Oh, and I saw Drifter spacing the fuck out on the patio on my way back to my room, another secret drug user?
Don't do drugs kids, even in a hospital.

Anyways, that's all I got, hope you enjoy it!

Check Obama for missing drugs.

This post was last modified: Apr 23, 2021 at 10:42 AM by Garth Marenghi.

"My name is Dr. Rick Dagless. I couldn't believe what I'd seen with my own eyes. My old army pal, Violent Jimin, ran in with a hand and a foot where a hand and a foot shouldn't be. He had gone barking mad: for lack of a better term, completely loco - not that he really liked the East London suburbs."

"And then, with that, he was gone. I'll always remember the last words he said to me... 'grrrr BARK BARK'. Words to live by."

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Well, that sure was an eventful "Funk-Off". I'm very pleased with how it went on my end, though I hate to see it marred by such a sad death.

(EDIT: Turns out before heading to VR I ducked into the Break Room and ripped a Funk-Off poster off the wall and wrote on it with a red marker. WALTAR was here and the place stunk.)

Upon waking up, I head straight to the VR Control Room for and spot SENPAI chatting with PROFESSIONAL ROBUSTER. I set my equipment up in the main VR Room - camera, tripod and - importantly - a sign advertising my upcoming book signing. Come along to the Gift Shop tomorrow night, and bring a book - preferably one of mine. Thankfully that Senpai guy didn't seem to notice or mind me setting it up. SHOEY's here too, and he smells disgusting.

I spend a while fiddling with the camera. DR. HAWKE comes in, pissed as a newt, and seems impressed by the staging, though he slips out at some point. When I look up from my camera, SENPAI is on the stage, and then kicks out SHOEY. Think someone might have a bit of an anger problem.

Afterwards, the rest of the guests arrive - the NURSES, the TV SHOW HOST, some MYSTERIOUS COAT AND MASK PERSON and FAUST. Not much of an audience, if you ask me. I decide to chat to the NURSES - mostly to find out if they know any secrets about the place, but I also float the idea of an acting role in Darkplace. SUMMER seems optimistic, at least.

Then, I'm called up on stage and perform a passage from Slicer IV. The audience seem captivated, especially by the ending - but SENPAI doesn't take kindly to it.

I stick around to film FAUST's performance. He just starts clucking. If I'd known what would happen next, I wouldn't have stuck around.

VIOLENT JIMIN bursts in with legs where his arms should be and vice versa. It's a horrible sight, but not nearly as horrible as what happens next. He runs up onstage and knocks SENPAI out with a single kick, then jumps towards FAUST, who ducks out of the way. He lands near a virtual smoke machine, and then some kind of glass breaks and he's enshrouded in this horrid, yellow gas. As his skin burns, he screams and wails and thrashes about, like a mad fish, until finally keeling over. Dead. Dead. Dead. Dead.

Then a voice from outside announces that the event is "under lockdown", which I took as a cue to leave. But upon checking my camera, it turns out the footage was completely unusable. What an absolute kick in the balls. The NURSES, FAUST and the TV SHOW HOST all leave. Upon leaving myself, I discover SHOEY and the ROBUSTER out cold in the VR Control Room. Something fishy is happening here, that's for certain. While here, I check out the VR games to see if anything catches my eye. No luck.

I head back to bed. Bit of a waste of a day, if I'm honest.