once upon a time grimes was in an interview and she was asked "will yuo ever go to mars to start a colony with elon" and she said "honestly yes omg im so quirky lets do it"
"you could bring your child X4596-2k4fvVV with you" the interview giggled
"haha omg yes seriously that's hilarious" Grimes cried laughing
5 years later
Grimes is in the rocket with Elon strapped to a chair with her little boy beside her
"omg space is so cool Elon, when do we get to go outside tho I wanna get out of thee chairs" she chimed
"honey it will take four years to reach Mars, we have to stay in this metal cylinder for literally four years" Elon let her know this
Grimes's face changed a lot. it did a big dramatic change. she did not look like her usual quirky self.
"what did you say"
4 years later
Grimes has lost her mind, she has reached Mars and discovered that starting a colony sucks. she is trapped in a small metal compound with elon musk (she no longer loves him but is stuck with him, they fight a lot ansd now he acts like a incel). she is also stuck with her screaming child who never shuts up and she wants to die. she breaks down crying more than 12 times a day and sometimes needs to be sedated by the medical team
"i never should've left earth!" grimes cried for the 500th time. "why did I stop hanging with my socialist hipster friends and leave them for billionairs, whyyy"
the end
"you could bring your child X4596-2k4fvVV with you" the interview giggled
"haha omg yes seriously that's hilarious" Grimes cried laughing
5 years later
Grimes is in the rocket with Elon strapped to a chair with her little boy beside her
"omg space is so cool Elon, when do we get to go outside tho I wanna get out of thee chairs" she chimed
"honey it will take four years to reach Mars, we have to stay in this metal cylinder for literally four years" Elon let her know this
Grimes's face changed a lot. it did a big dramatic change. she did not look like her usual quirky self.
"what did you say"
4 years later
Grimes has lost her mind, she has reached Mars and discovered that starting a colony sucks. she is trapped in a small metal compound with elon musk (she no longer loves him but is stuck with him, they fight a lot ansd now he acts like a incel). she is also stuck with her screaming child who never shuts up and she wants to die. she breaks down crying more than 12 times a day and sometimes needs to be sedated by the medical team
"i never should've left earth!" grimes cried for the 500th time. "why did I stop hanging with my socialist hipster friends and leave them for billionairs, whyyy"
the end
