This post was last modified: Feb 19, 2022 at 7:05 AM by Gordon Ramsay.

"There are many things I am starting to get sick of. The killing game, the people who want to ruin my day, everything with the utilities, Angie Yonaga..."

"Awww, how nice!"

"But most of all I am sick of the murders. And now we have two of them. Great fucking job."

"Angie knows, right? Double murder nights are always so fun!"

A body has been discovered! @pizza has been found dead in Broadcasting!

He was the ULTIMATE LINE CHEF

Spoiler: Show

You are the Ultimate Line Chef. As one of the core chefs of a fancy kitchen, you naturally had to keep up with order after order. Faster and faster. You've become so good at keeping up that somehow, you actually manage to influence the speed of cooking itself! Any dish you make will finish in less time than it would for others, giving you more time in the night to do things. Additionally, you're really good at ordering others around in the context of the kitchen. If you see anyone cooking, you can influence them to change the recipe however you'd like them to. Just tell them to do what you want them to do!

Forbidden Action: You've gotta do your own dirty work! If you want tainted food of some kind, you'd better spike it yourself.

"Aaaand of course..."

A second body has been discovered! @Atelier Annie has been found dead in the Store Set!

She was the ULTIMATE FARMER

Spoiler: Show

You are the Ultimate Farmer. Ever wonder where a cooking show like this gets all its ingredients? Well, you're a big part of it! You and your incredible green thumb. Thanks to your years of experience and skill, you can grow a plant at super fast speeds, far beyond what most people are normally capable of. Vegetables, vines, even a small-scale tree - they might not sprout up overnight, but they'll get close to it! And with the greenhouse as your domain, you have the key to the Greenhouse Controls. Feel free to adjust the greenhouse climate to whatever works best for you.

Forbidden Action: Your plants are your babies, and you can't make them take the blood for you! No using a plant to directly murder someone... though you can certainly let them play roles in your schemes.

"Now let's get on with it!"

"What, none of those motive things? Fine. If you get both of these right, I'll see if I can't fix up the Kitchen Set somehow."

"Ooh! Ooh! But if you get them both wrong, Angie gets to claim one of the other kitchens for herself! In the name of Atua!"

"Whatever. I'll give 'em a damn shot."

CASE FILES
-Annie is lying dead at the bottom of the stairs in the Store Set
-Her throat has been ripped open
-Pizza is lying dead in the middle of Broadcasting
-There is a stab wound to the throat, with severe burns around it
-A burned corpse is next to King Radical's body
-The remains of a large potluck are in the Dining Room
-The heating, plumbing, power, and ventilation in the Set Building are all off

THE MAP

First Floor: Show

Chef Dorm: The dorm room for all players with the Chef role type. Chefs start and end their nights here, each with a bed, a nightstand, and a privacy curtain.
Breakroom: A large room between the two dorms. Plenty of couches, tables, and a couple televisions indicate the purpose - take a load off and relax. Includes two staircases to the second floor hallways.
Staff Dorm: The dorm room for all players with the Staff role type. Staff start and end their nights here, each with a bed, a nightstand, and a privacy curtain.

Store Set: A filming set decked out to look like a large grocery store, with shelves, registers, and shopping carts. Complete with broccoli misters. A staircase goes up to Costuming and Makeup.
Competition Kitchen: A set designed to have several chefs cooking at once, for competitive cooking shows in the line of Iron Chef, Chopped, or Cutthroat Kitchen. Comes complete with a judge's table. The remains of the first night's competition are here.
Kitchen Set: A smaller-scale set, built to resemble a kitchen at home for direct cooking shows. Contains a staircase down to Food Storage. Completely demolished after the oven exploded, with Sheamus Finweather's body lying in the rubble. A new hole has been blown open in the wall, leading to the outside.
Dining Room and Restaurant Set: A film set built for large dining shots and restaurant setups. Make your own Kitchen Nightmares! An exterior staircase goes up to the Recording Booth via the outside of the building.
Set Bathroom: A bathroom with multiple stalls.

Cleaning Room: With so many dishes and kitchens, an entire room is set aside for dishwashers, sinks, and other cleaning materials.
Cargo Lift: A large room that's simply one huge elevator. Used for moving large items between floors.

Offices: Several cubicles and filing cabinets to take care of all the bureaucracy involved in filming and cooking.
Gordon's Office: Gordon Ramsay's personal office. Contains a large couch, a series of filing cabinets, a large desk, and a set of extra-sharp knives belonging to Chef Ramsay.
Chapel: For some reason, there's a small chapel built into the complex. It appears to be devoted to the god known as Atua.

Infirmary: A small medical complex for any medical emergencies you might want to treat. Contains stairs to the Show Archives.
Garage: Contains two parked food trucks, as well as tools to work on them. A third space held a hand-pushed food cart, though it's been removed.
Cafeteria: The dining room for the film staff and stars during work. Complete with a line cook section and several tables. A staircase to the Awards Gallery is here.
Pantry: A small pantry, with the food for the cafeteria. It's functional, but largely bland.
Garbage Room: With two dumpsters and a small incinerator, this room takes care of all the garbage the building produces.

Outside: A large exterior area, with plenty of grass set down, as well as several trees. A ravine cuts off the studio's location from the outside world. King Radical's corpse is lying in between the two buildings.

Second Floor: Show

Gym: To keep in shape, there's a large gym here, with plenty of workout equipment and zero bees.
Sauna: A sauna to warm up in and relax. Don't turn it up too high.
Pool: A small pool. Doesn't go any deeper than five feet deep.
Staff Bathroom: The only other bathroom in the two buildings. Contains multiple stalls, at least!
Bar: To kick back and relax after hours. It's self-serve, so bring your own bartending skills.

Rec Room: Contains a variety of recreational items, such as a pool table, a dartboard, and a widescreen television.

Staff Kitchen: A large kitchen for personal use. Cook your meals on your own time.
Laundry Room: The room for laundry. Washing machines and dryers, all coin-activated.

Costuming and Makeup: Contains plenty of costumes, full makeup kits, and mirrors, in order to style everyone for the shows. A set of stairs both goes down to the Store Set and up to the Studio Roof.
Equipment and Prop Storage: The room containing all props anyone might need, as well as plenty of recording gear and equipment, both audio and visual.
Recording Booth: A fully soundproofed room for proper sound recording and mixing. An exterior-mounted staircase goes down to the Dining Room and Restaurant Set. Pohatu's body has gone missing.
Editing and Broadcasting: A room for working on film, several computers set up for editing. There's also some wireless broadcast equipment, though only Ramsay has the passwords to initiate live or recorded broadcasts.
Screening: With multiple large TVs and plenty of equipment, this is the perfect room for testing how any completed project looks before sending it out.

Security Room: This room contains several camera feeds, and a couple heavy weapons locked down. The key to unlock the heavy weapons appears to be missing.
Cargo Lift: A large room that's simply one huge elevator. Used for moving large items between floors.

Library: A large library with several bookshelves. However, it only has cookbooks, spanning the world and from several decades.
Greenhouse: A greenhouse for growing herbs, fruits, and vegetables to use on the shows. Contains a locked booth with the climate controls.

Show Archives: Contains footage from years of cooking shows, as well as stairs down to the Infirmary.
Animal Pen: A couple chickens, some seafood animals in tanks, and a single pig can be found here.
Food Laboratory: A high-tech laboratory with modern chemistry equipment, for the scientific advancement of culinary research.
Burned Room: What happened to this room? It's been completely torched and is a disaster zone of ash and char.
Awards Gallery: A gallery of awards won by the chefs who have worked here in the past. A staircase goes down to the Cafeteria, and up to the Studio Roof.

Roof: Show

Studio Roof: The roof of the studio building. Mostly empty. The upper left staircase goes to Costuming and Makeup, and the lower right staircase goes to the Awards Gallery.
Greenhouse Skylight: The glass roof of the greenhouse, designed as a sloping roof compared to the flat roof of the rest of the building.
Skybright: A small metal bridge between the two buildings. The railings are only about waist-high.
Staff Roof: The roof of the staff building. Contains a large air conditioning unit, and a staircase down to the second floor hallways.

Basement: Show

Food Storage: A large pantry, containing a huge variety of foods, spices, and supplies for all the cooking shows to be held here. The staircase here goes up to the Kitchen Set.
Wine Cellar: Contains several different brands and flavors of wine, as well as some other alcoholic beverages. Good for both drinking and cooking. The floor is frozen over with frozen wine.
Show Freezer: A walk-in freezer to preserve anything that requires low temperatures. Komaeda's body is sitting in a corner.
Utilities: A large room that contains the electrical, heating, plumbing, and airflow utilities of the building. The door is locked. The plumbing in the whole building is disabled.

Chefs:
@Luthier
@"The Nemechef"
@Takeshi Kaga
@Solus zos Galvus
@Makoto Ohno
@Gregg Wallace
@Immortal Tatsu
@Guy Fieri
@Ainsley Harriott
@Angie Yonaga (NPC)
@Gordon Ramsay (NPC)

Staff:
@Lita
@Dr. Hannibal Lecter
@Diona
@Rubber Duck
@The King of Town
@Lasagna Cat
@Mr. Hurderer Lecter
@Saul Goodman
@Draku
@Goose
@Tsumugi Shirogane

The phase ends on Friday, February 18th, at 10 PM eastern time.

Bodies, taste 'em. Especially Pizza! Is he actually pizza?

Whose corpse lies next to King Radical?

I know the King already said it but for legal reasons, I gotta know what that pizza tastes like and is made of.

you bastards now who am I gonna call sus every night

I'll examine Annie's body. Signs of a struggle? How big is the gash? I wanna know everything.

This post was last modified: Feb 17, 2022 at 3:11 AM by Gordon Ramsay.

Bodies, taste 'em. Especially Pizza! Is he actually pizza?

You taste Pizza and Annie.

Pizza tastes like, well, pizza.

Annie tastes like cannabis.

Whose corpse lies next to King Radical?

Taking a close look at the corpse next to King Radical, it appears to be...

Made out of sugar, for some reason.

I'll examine Annie's body. Signs of a struggle? How big is the gash? I wanna know everything.

There's some scratches and cuts on her fingers - apparently she was struggling with someone or something. The gash is large, and incredibly messy, with several cutting points and angles.

My night was pretty uneventful. Clients are hard to come by here, despite all the murder charges flying around. A lot of cheapskates, I guess. One cheapskate in particular that I tried to pester tonight was Solus, who came into my office with Annie. Unfortunately Mr. Moneybags decided not to strike me first, so I didn't get a chance to sue him. After that I saw some kind freakish disgusting harlequin head around the basement a few times, and I have a sneaking suspicion it's the 'corpse' by King Radical.

Inspect PIzza's body for anything out of the ordinary

Well, more out of the ordinary than being pizza

also look around the Broadcasting room. Anything weird around there?

Inspect PIzza's body for anything out of the ordinary

Well, more out of the ordinary than being pizza

also look around the Broadcasting room. Anything weird around there?

You take a close look at Pizza's body. Close inspection of the throat wound shows that the burns extend to inside the wound, going as deep as the wound itself. Other than that, Pizza is merely carrying some pizzas.

Looking at the broadcasting room, Pohatu's body, already burned, appears to have the tips of its toes sliced off. Beyond that, nothing seems exceptionally strange.

What does Pizza even look like, anyway? Is it just a human covered in pizza? Or like, what?

What does Pizza even look like, anyway? Is it just a human covered in pizza? Or like, what?

It appears that pizza is a pizza human. A pizza in the shape of a human, that functions like a human, for purposes of KG.

That's terrifying. You decide to not think about it.

This post was last modified: Feb 17, 2022 at 3:49 AM by Draku.

im rasputin i guess

>wake up

>go upstairs, lasagna cat is entering the staff kitchen

>check the laundry room for suspicious shit, it checks out and passes the breathalyzer test

>head to the staff kitchen myself, makoto is plucking chickens, i get myself some TASTY FUCKIN SNACKAGE

>enter rec room. i fuck around for a while by myself. tatsu appears some time in and offers to play pool with me, which is strange because the pool is a different room. fucking idiot. i defeat him in valiant combat after a long while and peace out

>go to the staff bathroom to shit only for some assface to have placed a magic spell on a sink tart that literally forces me to eat it

>it's filled with darts. it was a dart tart. someone planned to assassinate ME, the shitmeister

>rush out into the bar to wash the darts down with some delicious all-ages chateau romani. however someone has pissed oil everywhere that i did not notice before, and i decide to gracefully re-enact a jackass skit by slamming my head into the counter, which makes me collapse. a kitchen knife falls from above (apparently not a person stabbing me, it just falls) and impales me in the shoulder

so whoever tried to kill me, nice try but you're going to have to do better than that

This post was last modified: Feb 17, 2022 at 5:24 AM by Solus zos Galvus.

Suffice it to say, I've had quite enough of being assaulted. Forget mere idiocy, I'm shocked by the simple lack of sentience itself in the building. Strange encounter after strange encounter, that's all it was.

When I began, I went to meet with the @pizza over in the chapel, he having offered me some manner of bizarre deal the previous night in private. I was forced to wait in the company of that miserable Lecter brother, who devoted his time in this place of worship to talking my ear off. When the pizza arrived, I was freed from one nightmare and immediately thrust into another, as he began simply staring at me motionless as though his soul had be sundered on the spot. Tiring quickly of his antics, I simply stole his pineapple and went on my way.

I was inspired, you see. In spite of his unpleasant company, the sight of the pineapple and the memory of that "Angie"'s offer intrigued me. I entered the cellar to fetch a whole pig carcass from the freezer, yet this appears to have been a mistake, as this is where my first assault began. That wretched excuse for a lawyer came at me, fists swinging. Thankfully, I made short work of him, dispatching him with little effort at all. I retrieved my mark from the freezer and took it upstairs to the Cafeteria, finding the Competition Kitchen closed. I pass through the potluck on the way, yet I paid it no mind for the most part. It was truly a bore, besides the interesting object that Annie slipped to Hurderer Lecter when she believed no one was looking.

The request was something that reminded her of the islands, so of course I (in my infinite wisdom) settled on kālua pig, a hawaiian luau dish consisting of a whole roast pig, often served with pineapple, which I just so happened to have. Fancy that. Traditionally, the dish involves roasting the pig over a pit-dug barbecue of sorts, but I lacked the time and frankly the motivation to do so, settling on the oven instead.

When my dish was complete, I brought it to the potluck. The Angie girl was still present, yet already asleep - a shame, so I dropped my dish off and left. You see, I had a secret up my sleeve courtesy of the motive on a previous night. With my Molotov Cocktail I sought to burn down the Chapel with Pizza entombed within, yet when I went there, he was missing entirely. "Chapel Pizza" indeed, apparently. I decided to keep my Molotov and walk back to the potluck, where I waited around for the King of Town to finish eating.

The moment he did though, a shadow darkened the door, and I was set upon by a terrible monster! It beat me senseless, and my night met its end.

...Or was it a monster at all? Whoever or whatever attacked me, do be careful what you say. I know what else you did tonight.

It was truly a bore, besides the interesting object that Annie slipped to Hurderer Lecter when she believed no one was looking.

I present the interesting object to Solus as a gift

Oi. I tolerated some nonsense before, but this mess here's a bridge too far. Someone ruined a perfectly good pizza, and I can't overlook wasting food.

I woke up and headed to the Staff Kitchen to get to work on something for Angie. She wanted a dish that reminded her of life on the island, and there's nothing I can do better than food that feels like home. I passed that fat cat on my way in and got to work on a serving of loco moco while Lita worked nearby. I kept an eye over my shoulder to make sure that cat wasn't gonna come back and fuck anything up again, only to see Makoto come in and pluck some chickens. Lita finished up and left a little before me, then I headed out too.

On my way to the studio building, I noticed a charred corpse by King Radical's body. Wasn't my business so I kept lookin' for Angie, checking in the Chapel first and finding it empty. I tried the potluck next and saw a whole gang in there: Gordon, Luthier, Lita, Guy Fieri, the Lecter bros, Ainsley, Nemechef, Gregg, the King of Town, and Angie all packed like sardines. Gordon offered me some damn fine risotto, so I guess me killin' his staff's water under the bridge. I gave my loco moco to Angie and noticed a few things as she ate it: King of Town leaving west, Solus coming in with a dead pig, and the late Annie handing something I couldn't quite see over to the less verbose Lecter before leaving east.

I had a li'l chat with Angie as she finished my food, and then our other unfortunate victim came along. The walking Pizza just started starin' at me like I disrespected his mother or somethin'. I wasn't looking for trouble so I left, right around the time the Rubber Duck came in on a pig. Alive n' squealing, unlike Solus' piggy.

I headed upstairs and went to do some reading in the Library; never a bad time to learn new recipes. I finished up and saw the more verbose Lecter enter as I was leaving, then I headed back to the staff building from the roof. I had a feeling to blow off some steam with a game of pool, so I went to the Rec Room and found my opponent. Draku...

It was a fierce battle, but he claimed victory in the end. Crying shame, but a loss is a loss and he fought fair. He took off and I headed to the Bar for a drink, where I saw that Diona girl behind the counter. Kid looks like she should be playing with Policure dolls instead of booze but I came here for a drink, not to parent someone else's brat. Suddenly Draku bursts in from the Bathroom screaming bloody murder, slips on some oil, and bonks his head real good on the counter. If that wasn't bad enough, a knife fell down right on top of him. How'd I just lose to this guy?

Well, he wasn't dead, so whatever. I took off and saw the Nemechef in the Breakroom on my way to bed. That just about covers my night.

...Ah, right, almost forgot. If anyone happens to come across any juicy info regarding a certain 4-letter acronym, hit me up. If you don't know what I'm talking about, don't worry your sweet li'l head about it.

Let's take a look at the Store Set around Annie's body, the top of the stairs in Costuming and Makeup, and the stairs themselves.

Let's also take a standard kitchen knife and compare it against Pizza's throat wound.

This post was last modified: Feb 17, 2022 at 3:25 PM by Gordon Ramsay.

It was truly a bore, besides the interesting object that Annie slipped to Hurderer Lecter when she believed no one was looking.

I present the interesting object to Solus as a gift

You present the object to Solus. He receives one live chicken.

Let's take a look at the Store Set around Annie's body, the top of the stairs in Costuming and Makeup, and the stairs themselves.

Let's also take a standard kitchen knife and compare it against Pizza's throat wound.

You look at the stair set and the staircase. While nothing much seems significant about the top of the stairs, there's a trail of blood that starts halfway down the stairs, and ends in the large pool of blood around Annie's body. The Store Set around her body does not seem to have anything significant beyond the corpse.

You compare a standard large kitchen knife to Pizza's wound. It looks like an accurate match.

Psychologist's Journal
February 17th, 20XX

It is with no small amount of pride that I declare my potluck to be a rousing success. I was only expecting a modest turnout, truthfully, but to my surprise, all but two participants alive at the start of the night stepped forth with a contribution. Beforehand, I seemed to have developed a nasty swirl of rumors around me, and thus, anything to regain my co-players' trust is most ideal.

My first order of business was to the Chapel, "third time's the charm", as t hey say. The power was still absent, continuing from the previous night, but as a little-known fact, I've always found the dark a more freeing working space, anyway. After a few minutes, the lights reawaken, revealing that Solus was observing me the entire time, discarding my attempts to reach out to him. He would prove to be the only other person in the Chapel during my visit, with the exception of Angie's usual preaching, and I began to reevaluate these people's needs for counseling as I head for the basement through the battered Kitchen Set. Curiously, the door to the freezer was completely frozen over, so so I had to make a detour through the Wine Cellar for my ingredients. I was met with another roadblock when I saw that the Competition Kitchen was closed off by the Health Department "until further notice". If health code violations were the worst things here discovered by an outside agency, then I begin to suspect someone's toying with us. But I digress.

I pass through the Dining Room, only meeting my supposed half-brother, Guy Fieri, and something called a Nemechef, and set up shop in the Cafeteria, where Tsumugi was hard at work with something of her own. I began to prepare my "crown" jewel for the potluck, if you'll pardon my witticism: a delectable crown roast of pork with mushroom dressing, balanced with a coconut curry lentil soup meant to complement its flavors sublimely. During the process, the two professional chefs, Harriot and Wallace, come in to begin cooking themselves, and Tsumugi leaves with her dish. After I've completed my roast and soup, I place it in the Dining Room, ready to be served. The three guests who were here as I passed through to the Cafeteria (Hurderer, Fieri, Nemechef), still remained, joined by Angie; the full list of attendees in order would normally not be necessary for a psychology recount, but I must remember that here, I am as much of an investigator as much as I am a practitioner.

-Ainsley provided a bowl of jerk chicken. Spicy, smoky, and fragrant—I expect nothing less from a professional.
-Gregg Wallace came with his fish and chips. Such extravaganzas of fried foods are usually too much for me, but I must admit that the fish was wonderfully crisp.
-Lita contributed deviled eggs for her part. Simple, yet nostalgic.
-Gordon Ramsay himself came to me personally to have me try his risotto. Delightfully creamy, though I could have sworn it tasted....off, in a way.
-Luthier visited empty-handed, which is perfectly respectable.
-King of Town stopped by to offer Angie a drink, and left just as quickly.
-Perhaps Solus misunderstood that this was a Texas barbeque, as he came in dragging an entire pig carcass, with our belated Annie following soon after and giving something to Hurderer.
-Tatsu's contribution was loco moco; I'm not as familiar with Hawaiian cuisine as I'd like to be, but everything was cooked to perfection.
-Pizza also came by with nothing; in fact, all he did was stare down Tatsu before exiting. Awfully foreboding, considering his fate.
-Rubber Duck stopped by to drop off some pigs in a blanket. Slightly juvenile for my tastes, but they were made well enough, I suppose. Or at least relatively, given the duck's lack of thumbs.
-A goose barged in to engage in a chase with Fieri. And here to think I was having a cook's block for tomorrow's dish.
-Out of the corner of my eye, I noticed a cart with an oversized cake rolling itself. Suddenly, it exploded to reveal Lasagna Cat, who was hiding in the confection and promptly started to make a mess of things. Feeling as if this potluck was past its prime, it was time for me to head out.

As I passed through the second floor, I came upon Pizza's place of death, burnt to a crisp in the Recording Room. A shame, though I'd be remiss to not admit he had the potential to be a....problematic individual. I sat myself in the Library to refresh myself on the Divine Comedy, and I left as Lita was entering. Finally, I went to sleep.

Hey everyone, guess who? You know me, you love me... that's right - it's me, Garfield! Boy, what a night last night was.

Starting off I get to work on a nice, hot plate of lasagna in the Staff Kitchen - Jon is here working hard on something, as is that King of Town guy. I watch my lasagna as it cooks, hearing a few people enter and leave behind me, not sure who. By the time it's done, only Lita is here, so I take my lasagna and exit as Tatsu enters. Not sure what that guy's deal is, hope he's forgiven me for improving his crummy dish from a couple of nights ago.

After that, I head over to the bar and grab a bottle of vodka (with Diona tending the bar). I then head over the bridge and down to the Store Set so I can start getting ready for the potluck. Rubber Duck is also here, grabbing a few supplies. I grab a cart and head back upstairs, running into Gordon. He offers me a bite of his dish - "risotto", he calls it - and man is that stuff good. It tastes JUST like lasagna, if I didn't know better I'd even say it was.

With my cart, I head to equipment and start preparing my grand surprise. I take a confetti cannon (had planned to stuff full of lasagna, not sure if this materialised), a sound system, a speaker, some lights, and to top it all off a huge cake for me to jump out of. After taking a while to find everything, I go to the recording booth to record my message, and then I'm all ready for the potluck.

So I drag it all down the exterior stairs - spotting the Goose chasing... Car Fieri? - and head over to the Dining Room. Seems like I'm a bit late, as there's a ton of people here already. Ruins the surprise a bit, but whatever. I climb into the cart and roll it in, as something seems to fall onto it. But now that the cake's in, it's time to reveal my GRAND SURPRISE:





It's me!! I set off the alarms and lights, and play my sound clip over the speakers to inform everyone that it is now Lasagna Time. And everyone there - Hannibal, Hurderer, Lita, the Nemechef, Angie, Rubber Duck, Ainsley - they all love it! I then jump out and start chasing around Hurderer and threatening to kill him because I'm a little scamp.

Hannibal and Lita leave as this is happening, and Hurderer slips out when Kaga arrives through the south door. He has these stuffed peppers, which are... quite nice. Still don't like the guy though. If he kicks me down those stairs one more time, I'm gonna put him in a world of pain. The potluck seems to have peaked by this point - Ainsley leaves around this point - so I decide it's time for the GRAND FINALE - I douse the cake in vodka and set the whole thing on fire. And then, uhh...

Corn...? Something about corn. Well, a burning cake can't top that and that's all I've got, so I just leave in disgrace. I decide to cheer myself up by performing some of my classic BMX tricks on the closest thing this place has to a BMX which is a skateboard I guess. It's a cooking show set so I'm not sure what I expected. I go grab one from Equipment and head back down via the Store Set - noticing, yep, a dead body. Rest in peace Atelier Annie, I hardly knew ye.

Not one to let a tragic death get me down, I decide I'm still gonna pull off some cool skateboard tricks, so I spend the rest of the night doing that, using that loser King Radical (and the, uh, spare corpse next to him?) as a ramp. I also take a detour through the dorms, passing Nemechef in the Break Room.



As soon as I'm tired, I make my way back upstairs via the exterior stairs. Well, the cake trick didn't go as planned, but at least for once I get to end my night in my own bed, without getting kicked down a set of...

...