I check equipment for any traces of blood/boiled water/objects being heated up/anything else suspicious

For proof's sake, I grab a confetti cannon, sound system, speaker, lights, prop knife, prop gun and fake cake from equipment and then go into recording and record myself saying "It is now Lasagna Time" and track how long it takes.

You look through equipment for all this, and find none of it.

It takes some time. You aren't able to get an exact number.

Fwiw I also submit to a full body and inventory check if it helps

You have nothing significant about your body.

Your inventory contains a prop gun, a prop knife, a real knife, a lasagna, and some metal plates.

Gonna be the one to look over the cat and Kaga for any sort of murder weapon, or heating element.

Kaga doesn't have anything on him. His body is not significant either.

I also check the burned corpse next to King Radical's body. Do its toes/toenails look funky? (also where is king radical's body.)

The burned corpse has normal toes.

Radical's body is lying out in the middle of the space between the two buildings.

I also check the burned corpse next to King Radical's body. Do its toes/toenails look funky? (also where is king radical's body.)

The burned corpse has normal toes.

Radical's body is lying out in the middle of the space between the two buildings.

does this mean that it's burned EXCEPT for the toes?

Does the Staff Kitchen's microwave smell of any particular substance?

does this mean that it's burned EXCEPT for the toes?

No, as in, the toes are normal relative to the rest of the body. They are also burned, but nothing is special about them except for the burning.

Does the Staff Kitchen's microwave smell of any particular substance?

Blood. Pretty strongly.

Well, I guess my SPECIAL ROLE has to come in handy at some point.

I taste the sugary corpse next to King Radical.

Well, I guess my SPECIAL ROLE has to come in handy at some point.

I taste the sugary corpse next to King Radical.

Tastes like sugar, with a bit of a glaze.

Does the Staff Kitchen's microwave smell of any particular substance?

Blood. Pretty strongly.

as in identically to the strong blood smell on pizza?

is there another microwave?

I also, uh, lick the microwave blood. Not expecting this to work.

as in identically to the strong blood smell on pizza?

is there another microwave?

Very much the same smell.

The Cafeteria and Competition Kitchen have microwaves. The Food Laboratory, being a paragon of science, uses more advanced methods.

The Kitchen Set did have a microwave. Then King Radical happened.

I also, uh, lick the microwave blood. Not expecting this to work.

Tastes like blood.

How hard is it to hide a living lobster on your person? Not that that's really easy to test...

I go to the potluck and take a bite of this "poisoned" pepper

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I go to the potluck and take a bite of this "poisoned" pepper

Luckily, Tsumugi left enough for someone else. You taste it.

Tastes like poison. You spit it out.

How hard is it to hide a living lobster on your person? Not that that's really easy to test...

Depends on how cooperative the lobster is.

Depends on how cooperative the lobster is.

Well, I'll use all my magical staff powers, psychic powers, and other powers to test this theory, with the lobster that we're pretty sure is the murder weapon (the one with a damaged shell).

Well, I'll use all my magical staff powers, psychic powers, and other powers to test this theory, with the lobster that we're pretty sure is the murder weapon (the one with a damaged shell).

You grab the lobster and carry it in your clothes.

It's reasonably transportable, though it does snip you several times.

just to be double sure
check lasagna cat and kaga's bodies for snip marks

just to be double sure
check lasagna cat and kaga's bodies for snip marks

No snips be upon them.

I'll show off my snips, emphasis on finding snips that are older than the ones I just got.

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i bodycheck tatsu for stuff and snips

also rubber duck and tsumugi for snips