Standing by to kick konata's ass when she turns into an abberation

[AGENT DESIGNATION - IZUMI KONATA], I heavily recommend against this course of action. While consumption of the meatball is unlikely to cause death, I cannot predict the consequences of this action or the effects it will have on your body and its functions.

Are you sure you wish to proceed with this action?

... Yeah, I'm sure. I'm really hungry

You approach the meatball and take a biiig mouthful of the still-warm beef. Your senses light up with flavor, it's... delicious. Maybe one of the best things you've ever had. You shovel more and more into your mouth before suddenly stopping.

Your stomach... no, your whole body in general... begins to feel very strange...

Can I shoot her

Can I shoot her

[AGENT DESIGNATION - TINKATON], can we please solve our problems without resorting to violence?

Mmmhm.... that was so good...



Oh, I lost my arm, would you look at that.

Hey Spooks, thanks for telling me eat the meatball. Can you analyze this dagger I found? Do you know what it is?

Could I sweep the Occultic seal, BPI-1001, Lost City Outpost, and the areas around the Observation Room?

Also, check P's room

I think we forgot to check if there's any vodka in the lounge or anything

Dex-Dex know anything about vodka? Riki think you like bubbly drink instead, right? But worth ask.

Riki see anything in Counter-Terrorism, 2003, 1946, Anomaly Records, or sink-sink rooms?

What's the dispersion of glass shards like in the Residential District? Are any of the glass shards lying loose (i.e. not next to the body) bloody?

Also, what's the concentration of blood on the table - is it largely concentrated in one area? Is there blood on the ground directly underneath the table? Are there any shards (bloody or otherwise) in the house?

Does Tinkaton's bottle of deadly poison match the bludgeoning of Pea?

Hey Spooks, thanks for telling me eat the meatball. Can you analyze this dagger I found? Do you know what it is?

You are... welcome? These daggers are present within my database however, an artifact from the civilization within the Sunken City. They are recorded to be cursed, however are also capable of removing curses should blood be drawn from an individual currently suffering from a curse.

For more information, please see the current Archaeologist on duty.

Could I sweep the Occultic seal, BPI-1001, Lost City Outpost, and the areas around the Observation Room?

These first three areas have already been checked. When you look around the Observation Room, you don't notice very much that's out of place, save for some bloody footprints leading out of the Arcana Lab and towards the Underground Lakefront. Another set of bloody footprints leads into the center of the room.

I think we forgot to check if there's any vodka in the lounge or anything

The Lounge does seem to contain vodka.

Dex-Dex know anything about vodka? Riki think you like bubbly drink instead, right? But worth ask.

Riki see anything in Counter-Terrorism, 2003, 1946, Anomaly Records, or sink-sink rooms?

Nah, sorry man. I stick to ginger ale, at least when on the job.

I know I'm a washed-up loser, but I'm no alcoholic. Seen too many in the industry walk down that path, and I don't wanna become one either, especially when we're dropping like flies left and right. Being drunk here seems like a pretty dog shit idea to me, dunno about you.

You check Counter-Terrorism... It looks like there's been a struggle in here and a grapple gun is missing, as well as some handcuffs. Nothing in any of those Anomaly Rooms or the records has been touched from what you can tell, and the Sinking Rooms have already been investigated.

What's the dispersion of glass shards like in the Residential District? Are any of the glass shards lying loose (i.e. not next to the body) bloody?

Also, what's the concentration of blood on the table - is it largely concentrated in one area? Is there blood on the ground directly underneath the table? Are there any shards (bloody or otherwise) in the house?

The glass shards in the Residential District are relatively spread around. Some are in the house, some are stuck in Pea, some are just lying in either place. The only ones that really seem to be bloody was the ones in Pea and near the blood splatter itself though.

The blood on the table seems localized largely to one area near the corner. The blood is mostly on that corner, but there's some on the ground around the table. Not much though, it seems like the wounding was mostly blunt.

The Lounge does seem to contain vodka.

Are there any signs that any of the vodka has been taken, especially between now and the last time we looked in the Lounge?

This post was last modified: Aug 25, 2024 at 11:46 PM by Spooks?.

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Yeah... a theory.

Look, man... I don't know what happened to you, but we're gonna find out. And if we don't... well, I'll make it out of here. I promise. I can't die now, not after all this bullshit. You went out trying to help us, so now... I'm gonna do my piece too. This make... a great episode of TV either way, right?



Alright, I'm not fucking around. You want an episode title this time? Fat chance. I can bullshit one up shitting on the killer when they're dead in a ditch, because I'm pissed off now.

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The piece of shit that did this must've been strong, fast, and tough as nails to take Pea down. I... don't wanna believe he'd go down that easily, but it doesn't matter either way. The fact is, the kill was probably quick and dirty. Ambush him when he wasn't expecting it, drag him into the house and beat the hell out of him. Wasn't much he could do... but it also means the killer didn't have to be around very long.

With so many people in that basement... it's hard to tell what's going on - but I do know there's one motherfucker more evil than the rest. A real piece of shit, according to what I've heard.



That's right - that big, blobby bastard himself.



He claimed his attempt was killing the cat right? Now, fair enough man. You do you. Except that's bullshit, isn't it? Sure, turning your average person upside-down would probably kill them if they were hung over a pool juuuust enough so their head would be submerged if they stretched - unless they've got the fuckin' abs of Hercules themselves, but let's be honest here people, that ain't happening.

The problem is... I'm pretty sure the cat's said he was waterproof - so it's a pretty weird pick if that's your attempt, isn't it?



So, I started looking at his "testimony", and something seemed pretty weird to me. Near the start of the night, the big fucker heads into the Director's Office and chucks the computer at his weird fake fishtank, then just... turns around and leaves? Look, I know old man Sinclair isn't in our good books exactly, but why break an already-busted computer?

The answer's simple: he needed an excuse to have been there in case he was seen.



Because he didn't just go in and cause random destruction - he took that elevator nice and early, and he... killed him. That's why he blew up the Armory, thought it would cover his trail. He grabbed one of those guns and... bashed him right over the head with it. Dragged him into that house, beat him to death and... left him there for that monster shambling around...

As the for vodka... he remembered where Dr. Crane dumped it, and grabbed it from there. I don't know how I know, but I get the feeling that he must've known what Crane was up to. Maybe he's another Crimbo, maybe he learned it in the afterlife. but what I do know is that he's all kind of fucking suspicious.



...BPI-8108-Y, or whatever the hell you're supposed to be. It wasn't enough for you to pop in here and have your fun for one night, huh? You had to do whatever it takes to claw and drag your way to victory. Well I've got your number, you son of a bitch - and I hope you're ready to milk your reruns for whatever they're worth, because after today... You're cancelled.

This post was last modified: Aug 25, 2024 at 11:51 PM by Columbo.

Well, "Blobby" consents to a body check, but considering they were splattered last night...

However that works, just figure it out.
Oh, and preemptively compare anything he has to Pea's body, please.

Well, "Blobby" consents to a body check, but considering they were splattered last night...

However that works, just figure it out.
Oh, and preemptively compare anything he has to Pea's body, please.

You check the area of Blobby's... remains. You can't really tell what he actually had, but in the center of the splatter is a handgun at least. The handgun doesn't really match, its a bit too short.

Check Niles's body in the morgue

Riki see anything in Control Department or Facility Jail, then? All friends already check Holding Cell, and Riki check Armory... Riki think so, anyway.

Riki also check all Lab Passage rooms in group, if possible. Should be... lots and lots of Anomaly Rooms, and Anomaly Lab, and Morgue? Those not sink.

I don't think anyone has yet, so just to be sure, ask Dex to paranormally investigate the crime scene to determine if "the paranormal" was involved in this murder