The old SPAWN POINT looks the same
As I step down from the SHOWER
And there to meet me is my SALESMAN and A CLOWN
Down TO the LIBRARY there runs A ROBOT
BEAR (REAL) ALSO GOES TO THE LIBRARY
I can't wait to SIGN the TOM JONES MERCH of TWOFINGER
BUT TWOFINGER WON'T come to meet me
COMPLETELY AVERSE TO TOUCHING ME
SO I SIGN the TOM JONES MERCH of DR BEES

The old POINT ONE is still standing
Tho' the paint is cracked and dry
And there's that old TOOL SHED that PEA, SEXY HAMILTON AND A ROBOT used to GO INTO

Down TO the CHURCH I walk with my sweet TOWELS
DR. BEES and SEXY HAMILTON
It's good to BREAK INTO the OLD, OLD DOORS of CHURCH
Yes, they'll all come to SEE me
STEALING COMMUNION WINE, smiling sweetly
It's good to SING the DULCET, DULCET TONES of MY NEW SONG "SECT BOMB"

Then I awake and look around me
At the four grey WHEELS that NEARLY HIT ME
And I realize, yes, I was only DRUNK
THEN there's a FOAM DART and there's a sad old SOUND CLIP -
(spoken) ‘HEY EVERYONE, I’M LOOKING AT GAY PORNO!’
ARSE in CHAIR, I'LL WATCH SOME TV
BUT THEN A ROBOT STEALS the TV OFF THE WALL

Yes, they'll all come to see me SIGN THEIR MERCH in the shade
Of that old SHOWER
As I lay me neath the BLU, BLU(?) BED of MY SPAWN POINT

I show off my oil lantern and check the oil contents
alternatively I present it for someone else to check

I show off my oil lantern and check the oil contents
alternatively I present it for someone else to check

The lantern is nearly empty.

what's been taken from the tool shed if it's possible to know

what's been taken from the tool shed if it's possible to know

There is no complete inventory of the tool shed, since it is quite expansive and magically refilled occasionally. You can tell that in the previous day, several shovels and a length of cording have been taken.

I'd like to do a general inspection of the library, what seems off or out of place

I'd like to do a general inspection of the library, what seems off or out of place

Other than the bear carcass, the destroyed burnt pile, and the oil lamps out of place, the library looks fine. A few books are checked out.

are there any bumps or damages on whatever was holding the lanterns

are there any bumps or damages on whatever was holding the lanterns

There is some superficial damage and scratches to several tables in the library, upon which the lamps were sitting. Nothing was holding the lanterns, per se.

given that the victim's role was being a literal bear, would them being covered in a sheet render them super clumsy?

Beep boop show off my robotic battle damage.

Yes, being covered in a sheet would limit the bear's cognitive abilities.

The Robot has 'wounds' on his exterior consistent with a crowbar attempting to beat a metal robot. He also has explosive residue from jumping away from said crowbar beating.

The bear's sheet matches those covering furniture in the Foyer.

I PRACTICED FOR THE PISTON CUP AND BEAT MIZZLEBIP'S FOUL PLAY TACTICS

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Tom Jones.

Your work is unfinished. Our agreement was only the start of something of which its scale is beyond comprehension.

Mizzlebip will assist you. She is currently resting, having been through too much tonight. She was stung by bees, shot by a foam dart from Point 2 by the Lawn, having heard someone reference forbidden illicit materials.

The car and the twice-fingered figure were in the lawn and shed, respectively. She failed her mission to disable the machine. You will not.

This post was last modified: Oct 5, 2021 at 7:55 PM by Tom Jones.

It's not unusual to check the garage with anyone (if LIGHTNING MCQUEEN allows)
It's not unusual to specifically check the cans of oil in the tool shed with anyone

Y'ALL CAN CHECK OUT MY GARAGE

It's not unusual to check the garage with anyone (if LIGHTNING MCQUEEN allows)
It's not unusual to specifically check the cans of oil in the tool shed with anyone

tom jones consents to a body check