Ghost check Nemesis, as well as the lootbox crate.

autopsy the fucking leg

Ghost check Nemesis, as well as the lootbox crate.

Neither Nemesis nor the lootbox makes your ghost radar do anything. He's a zombie, not a ghost.

WEXLYN COULD THE LEG BE FROM YOUR D20

Check the Morgue.

You check the Morgue. In the freezers are several cadavers, of various shapes and sizes. You don't recognize any of these people, but they all have legs.

autopsy the fucking leg

You autopsy the leg. It's an actual, physical, flesh and bone leg. It's just completely invisible.

WEXLYN COULD THE LEG BE FROM YOUR D20

What kind of psychopath do you think I am?

@Monokuma I put myself in the lootbox asmr youtuber was in. Can I get out?

@Monokuma I put myself in the lootbox asmr youtuber was in. Can I get out?

No.

Dr. Wexlyn can you please let me out of the box now.

Can I wonder around Floor 1 /2 calling out Summers name to see if I can hear any response from our missing nurse?

Summer ain't hanging out at the Weather Station by any chance, is she?

This post was last modified: Jun 20, 2021 at 4:51 AM by Rio Ranger.

Uh, guess I'll check B3F and shout for the orange nurse. Did y'all already do that?

So if investigation is still going post-trial end, can we get back to that helium tank?
is it full? how full is it? what's inside it, is it actually helium?

Dr. Wexlyn can you please let me out of the box now.

Hmmm... Nah.

Can I wonder around Floor 1 /2 calling out Summers name to see if I can hear any response from our missing nurse?

Uh, guess I'll check B3F and shout for the orange nurse. Did y'all already do that?

You wander around the first couple floors hollering out Summer's name, then head down to B3F and do the same, hollering in the middle of the room. You get no response, unfortunately. Maybe she's on B2F, maybe she's dead, or maybe she doesn't want to be found.

Summer ain't hanging out at the Weather Station by any chance, is she?

Hey, can you please stop rummaging through my stuff?

So if investigation is still going post-trial end, can we get back to that helium tank?
is it full? how full is it? what's inside it, is it actually helium?

You grab the Helium tank. It's full, and it's full of exactly what it says on the label. You let some out, and your voice gets all squeaky.

I'm baaaaack!!

Thought I'd take a day off and let you fight amongst yourselves whilst I did all the HARD WORK. Ever heard of TOUCHING GRASS?! Haha, well whatever that is, I'm sure I did it today. That bosslady publish the thesis yet? It's my finest work yet, surpassing even THE FINDOM FANDOM: WHY FANFIC AUTHORS SHOULD BE PAID MORE THAN PROFESSIONAL ARTISTS. I bet you'll LOVE it.

So, anything INTERESTING happen whilst I was out?

@Dr. Morgan Pierce Purple doc, what's the safe in your basement for anyways? Any way the orange lady coulda snuck in there?

Dr. Wexlyn can you please let me out of the box now.

Hmmm... Nah.

What's that smirk for?

While I prepare my theory, I'd like to show off the footage of yesterday's cage match.

...To be honest I still need some time to... come to terms with what I helped do to Garth. I know my vote ended up not mattering in the end anyway but... I just wish it was someone else. I wish Rio would have picked a different scapegoat... anyone but him...

Dr. Wexlyn pulls the SD card out of the video camera and plugs it into the Lobby computer. You all crowd around to watch on the monitor...

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In one corner, we've got the Mandrill Master himself, the grand ruler of the Virtual Reality Room... DEATHBORN!

And in the other corner of course, we have Nadare's current Head of Security. The most competent (and least suspicious) of all my staff members. Presenting... AMONG US!

Alright everyone, let's make this a fair fight. We'll begin in 3... 2... 1... Go!


The match begins, and Dr. Wexlyn points the camera at the cage, showing Among Us and Deathborn, about to square off. The Supreme Overlord of Evil vs. the Sussy Baka. The little spaceman stands before Deathborn's mighty frame, eclipsed by his shadow.

Immediately and without hesitation, Among Us hurls himself at Deathborn, delivering a flying kick to Deathborn's chest. A metallic clanging noise rings throughout the entire Lobby as Deathborn stumbles backwards, taken off guard by this.

...What? Did Among Us line his shoes with metal? Hey! That's cheating!

You're goddamn right it is! Kick his ass, Among Us! Whatever it takes!


Deathborn recovers though, and grabs Among Us by the leg, throwing him away into the side of the cage with great force, where he falls to the ground upon impact. Hank Hill cheers from the sidelines, telling Deathborn to "kick that chubby astronaut's ass". Deathborn flexes in an impressive pose, shooting a gleaming smile in Hank Hill's direction.

Get up, you moron! You can't go out this easily!

Haha, looks like the little guy might have bitten off more than he can chew, right Dr. Pierce? Maybe he should have thought twice before cheating in what was supposed to be a fair match.


Seemingly determined to prove the psychologist wrong, Among Us gets to his feet and delivers a flying knee to Deathborn's chin. Spittle flies out of the Mandrill-lover's mouth as his head wrenches backwards from the blow.

Now that was a cleaner hit, but... I didn't even know Among Us HAD knees to begin with.


Lost in Hogwarts lets out a cheer from the sidelines as Among Us delivers yet another kick to the evil overlord, beginning to wear him out. It looks like despite the odds, Among Us has Deathborn on the ropes. Suddenly, Deathborn pulls out the cursed slab, and smacks Among Us upside the head with it, knocking him backwards and onto the floor.

Yeah! Nice one, Deathborn! Talk about quick thinking, huh? Color me impressed!

And you called Among Us a cheater! That was even worse! I want a rematch!


Deathborn pins Among Us to the floor, and Dr. Wexlyn enters the ring, beginning to count it down. After a count to 10, Among Us is still pinned, and Deathborn is declared the winner. He stands up and poses dramatically, before helping Among Us up. Despite the underhanded nature of their match, they shake hands, and Deathborn tells the spaceman "Good Game".

The footage ends.

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...Well, that was that. It was fun. It's just too bad what happened later...