@Draku I force feed Terezi some spaghetti to see if it makes a splashing sound.

@Draku I force feed Terezi some spaghetti to see if it makes a splashing sound.

It does not.

@Draku is there anything that looks recently moved and returned in the warehouse?

@Draku is there anything that looks recently moved and returned in the warehouse?

Nah, nothing looks like it got RETURNED.

I shove a fork into a bowl of Tony's Secret Family Recipe and see if it makes a splashing noise

Hmph! It seems like people want my testimony. Fine! But don't expect anything important from it.

Let's begin...

Spoiler: Show

I wake up and grab my SECRET COOKING OIL and check my pockets for the MATCHES OF REVEALING LIGHT... indeed, they were still there, wasn't missing anything today. As I exit my room, some BIG FAT FUCKING CAT yells "I AM HERE NOTICE ME SO YOU DON'T ACCUSE ME FOR NOT BEING SEEN" at me, having just exited his own room and after stepping over the ashes. What an idiot. His boogeyman was holding the door open, yet that same cat also walked along the same path as I over to the terminal's upper level... fine, but don't expect any companions or cat food, nor jizz.



He parts ways by walking over to the lost and found duelist cards while I enter the food court, seeing a stone golem drinking coffee and reading a newspaper. Heh... they don't know what's coming to them. I walk over to the bar and order the ultimate... powerful... MAGICAL BONE HURTING JUICE OF MIRACLES! This card allows me to make my bones grow stronger and healthier, thus gaining an extra 1000 Life Points! So anyway, I set my magic card, SECRET COOKING OIL, on the counter, all the while Jontron with a wallscroll and jacques plush passes through me, hahaha, he was going to love this! I obviously tell him about my new magic card and he gets super flattered about it, no wonder, this card is too good for anyone's eyes to see! It was the time to become EVEN STRONGER! TO SURPASS MY POWER TO THE LIMITS OF OVER AND EVEN BEYOND! I TAKE OUT MY MAGIC CARD, MAGICAL BONE HURTING JUICE OF MIRACLES AND DRINK IT ALL BY MYSELF, GAINING 1000 LIFE POINTS AND SETTING OFF MY TRAP CARD, OSTEOPHOROSIS, ALLOWING ME TO FEEL MY BONES BETTER THAN EVER! AHAHAHAHAHA, I AM INVINCIBLE! (Also... that fat cat walked past to the back kitchen.)



Now for my true, ultimate show! It's time... I ACTIVATE MY MAGIC CARD: POLYMERIZATION, TO FUSE MY SECRET COOKING OIL AND THE MATCHES OF REVEALING LIGHT TO SUMMON HELL'S FIRE IN ATTACK MODE! No one will face my wrath ever again, not even the whole bar! HAHAHAHA- but first, I grab some doritos on my way out from the food court stand, I was hungry. Because my coat was now dirty from the fire, I check for laundry, BUT THERE WAS NONE...! Shit. I then go to the baggage claim to grab another one to put on, but during my trek, NOT STAR TREK, EIZEN walks out from the food court ot the terminal upper level... who was that guy? He's never been there before, such a mystery... he then starts going on about AIFREAD or something, WHATEVER, I ignore him and go down the escalators, seeing that piece of fat shit Jontron again with a bulging wallscroll ahead of me at the checkpoint.



I pass by a paper rinko as I head to the checkpoint, hearing her going up the escalator... BUT WHAT'S THAT? I also hear an unrelated HARD IMPACT during the act as well! When I get to security, pictures were present! Wallscroll-kunsenpai is going to the café from the entrance...! Seems like it was no big deal, then. I walk into the baggage claim and see a lard loser with a cane and bag hopelessly sniffing around like the worthless trash he is, as well as seeing more pictures on the wall... soon after, the lard loser leaves, and I set my magic cards down to rummage through the bags. While looking at one of the bags, there was one with a bulge in it... owo, what's thi-

NO WAY! THIS IS IMPOSSIBLE! BOMB #1 with 7 DAYS REMAINING WAS INSIDE?!



I zip it back up, pretending it doesn't exist. Hmph, no noise will bother me now. I move to the exit of the baggage claim and AW SHIT AW FU ▼ ◄▼ ◄ ▲ ► ▼ ◄ ▲ ► ▼ ▼ ◄ ▲ ► ▼ ◄ ▲ ► ▼ ◄ ▲ ► ▼ ◄ ▲ ► FUCk GODDA ▼ ◄▼ ◄ ▲ ► ▼ ◄ ▲ ► ▼ ▼ ◄ ▲ ► ▼ ◄ ▲ ► ▼ ◄ ▲ ► ▼ ◄ ▲ ► DROPPED MY ▼ ◄▼ ◄ ▲ ► ▼ ◄ ▲ ► ▼ ▼ ◄ ▲ ► ▼ ◄ ▲ ► ▼ ◄ ▲ ► ▼ ◄ ▲ ► dORITOS ▼ ◄▼ ◄ ▲ ► ▼ ◄ ▲ ► ▼ ▼ ◄ ▲ ► ▼ ◄ ▲ ► ▼ ◄ ▲ ► ▼ ◄ ▲ ► FFsdgvnun ▼ ◄▼ ◄ ▲ ► ▼ ◄ ▲ ► ▼ ▼ ◄ ▲ ► ▼ ◄ ▲ ► ▼ ◄ ▲ ► ▼ ◄ ▲ ►

I shove a fork into a bowl of Tony's Secret Family Recipe and see if it makes a splashing noise

Where are you getting that Tony's Secret Family Recipe from?

This post was last modified: Jan 27, 2018 at 8:06 PM by Draku.

Tony: >@darko show them my empty spaghetti pot
You whip out your CLEAN POT.

@Draku I attempt to smoke the pot and ascend to a higher plane of magical ability

@Draku I attempt to smoke the pot and ascend to a higher plane of magical ability

Wrong kind of POT, idiot!

You can get the other kind from the LOST AND FOUND some moron left it here a while ago.

@Draku I look around the OUTSIDE STAIRS for any traps!

I-I'm CIA and... and... no I'm not anymore, not without my plane.

I left my room and heard someone laugh before I walked to the security checkin. I grabbed a handgun, made sure it was empty, and put it in my holster for when I needed to shoot a man before throwing him out of my..... plane. I put it in my holster and go up the escalator. I see elyk coming from the sky bridge and jontron is at lost and found with his weeb scroll, he puts something in it and it makes it all lumpy. I walk over to the sky bridge for my usual routine as elyk goes to the lost and found, and jontron leaves.

Per usual I post up, ready to give the news...not that it matters anymore.... and chiaki makes some noise that makes me turn around. I suddenly see barbed wire, and a lot of it, blocking the door to the plane.... my plane.... then she leaves. I basically waited a long time and eventually I give up and leave, seeing chiaki go to the knick knack shop. Then terminator pops up from the escalator and I'm heading to my room. Saw some drawings on the door or something. It sounds like terminator is following me so I walk a bit quicker, make it to my room that has a picture on it, then get inside and close it quickly.

Remember, I'm.... I'm CIA and.....no nevermind, I'm just a guy now... Rest in Peace my plane...

@Draku I look around the OUTSIDE STAIRS for any traps!

You check underneath the STAIRS. There is nothing of note.

You go up and check the STAIRS themselves. There are no traps, just a little bit of VOMIT.

@Draku I wish to examine Bubsy's corpse for any sort of damage except flattening.

@Draku I wish to examine Bubsy's corpse for any sort of damage except flattening.

You examine the FLATTENED CORPSE. It does not appear to have any DIRECT DAMAGE done to it besides the FLATTENING. A light bit of VOMIT is trailing from his MOUTH, or, what appears to be his MOUTH.

BANE'S BOOGEYMAN mimics going out the door. He doesn't come back.

Check the boogeyman.

@Draku I'd like to check my room for any holes on the walls!

MAGILOU'S BOOGEYMAN looks like he's all CHARRED UP. What a trooper. He takes his arm and grabs at air, then mimes picking something up. He exits the room. Later, he comes back and sleeps on the bed. He mimes to assure you that he was still in the bed when this next part happens, before getting back up and miming the moving of something from underneath the DOOR.

@Draku I'd like to check my room for any holes on the walls!

Your DOOR has a HOLE in it.