vote for me I'll do shitty meme song covers n take requests but that's about it

hell we can even have a field day where people give me songs in other languages and you guys can make fun of how bad my pronunciation is

shit I'm getting one upped uh okay campaign revisal, vote for me and I'll pick someone who is not gengar and they can run their garrison, but it's my choice and also I'll occasionally show up to review a few more playgrounds but not every day because I gotta keep the air of suspense.

Vote me and I'll host a killing game with free guns and swords! And also I'll give everyone a lifetime supply of food from Gengar's Exquisite Fast Food.

wtf this motherfucker's giving everyone free tendies

gengar are you the one who's offering $20 to find out who mariopants is or something wtf

Vote me and I'll host a killing game with free guns and swords! And also I'll give everyone a lifetime supply of food from Gengar's Exquisite Fast Food.

If you win but I don't get my free food I'm banning you.

vote for me and I’ll start an investigation team towards finding the true identity of mariopants, monika too while we’re at it. gonna get all death note in here

also gengar, I have my doubts that he’s an actual human being