Simulated Pokemon League where I'll make a post asking for trainer submissions and then simulate battles between the trainers with teams that suit them and add pokemon stadium style commentary

SAUL GOODMAN MAY RETURN WITH IMPROVED FLAVOR

You should have called...

I'll be honest, I don't really know shit. So I'm just saying the damn Goose did it, for both.

Look, I'm usually the type to plead the Fifth on things, but I want to apologize to Draku for my uh, ACME brand antics. I didn't know you'd just get grievously injured, I kinda thought the toilet lid ...

All my friends live in the computer

What does Pizza even look like, anyway? Is it just a human covered in pizza? Or like, what?

My night was pretty uneventful. Clients are hard to come by here, despite all the murder charges flying around. A lot of cheapskates, I guess. One cheapskate in particular that I tried to pester tonig...

I know the King already said it but for legal reasons, I gotta know what that pizza tastes like and is made of.

Folks, looks to me like too many cooks in the kitchen, and not enough lawyers. Let's flip that script, huh?