The night I died I submitted my best murder plan yet and it was Fucking Sweet but, alas, Harambe interrupted it Here it is: -Disrobe -Piss in jar -Put Delusinol into Tranq Dart with Syringe -Fill S...

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Why My Dudes

im going to fucking hell

Current theory is God did it on account of being the only person seen entering the Study coulda been set up in advance but we have no time to properly investigate this

Can we investigate the chalkboard and corpse?

-wake up, gonna be a lifeguard today -fursuiter flexes and awoos at me in upper hallway, before entering beowulfs room -god challenges me to table football in rec room while i grab a Life Ring -twofin...

are we finding out the culprit to give them a medal?

ok

but who was simba

cant inspect players

is there a fishing rod anywhere public

murder weapon was probably a fishing rod -hole in shirt from hook -reeled back to garden -strangled with fishing line

is ther any kind of rope or cable at the scene

Is beowulf's neck broken?

Can I check if Void-Chan's body is still in the grave I dug?

-wake up, dark, yadda yadda -pass Someone in foyer from east stairs -they go to the garden, i go to the dining room, two other people are coming downstairs -i get to garden supplies as a Clown enters ...

ok im awake heres my account: -Pass TWO FINGER in WEST STAIRS -Pass ADAM SANDLER near STUDY hiding some LARGE RED OBJECT -Hear WOLF HOWL -BEOWULF and SUPERCHAO are fighting -Change into half of MEDIC...

I found Two Finger and Void-Chan in a puddle of blood and attempted to resuscitate them I was succesful with Two Finger but unfortunately not with Void Chan :(

try not to hurt yourselves!