First of all, respect the copyright, pal! I didn’t piss off too many moral guardians for this name just ta have it copied by some low-life! To answer yer question, well, it’d hafta depend on the kind...

I also have someone fire THE GUN by the Glass Roof, and I'll see if I can hear it from the Stage.

Are there any glass shards underneath Lucifer?

Hey, I wasn't ditchin' all y'all last night! It was what we folks in showbusiness call a "hai-yay-tus"! I had a....writer's block, yeah! A pretty darn heavy sunuvabitch block, at that! But for now, as...

Feelin' sorry to see a maker of such scrumptious chicken leave so soon, but it's probably fer the better. I dunno why, I had a....bad feelin' about that man. But regardless! and , come on up! Only t...

Also, how deep exactly is that X on his torso?

Alright, I know a thing, maybe even two things, about investigating from my experience on the set of CRIME LORD OF DARKNESS, IN THEATERS FRIDAY! Uh, let's see here...Oh yeah! Is the blood on the sec...

Gehahaha! Listen up, shrimplings, because the Devil himself is ready to give his testimony! And lemme tell ya, what a fantastic start to this here tournament! First up! I left my room at the same tim...

HA, is that all you got, teddy bear? I’ve got no qualms revealing my role, cause I already done so! I’m the Ultimate Tenkaichi Budokai Host, one ‘n only! My powers are there to ‘nsure that none of my ...

Gimme that seventeenth room!

Signups’re now closed shut! Introducing the Elite Four of Killing Game Warriors: Demopan, the mad bomber! Hideo Kojima, the man whose gears are solid like metal! Goose, the terror of Canada! And Ms. S...

Ladies and gentlemen, Satanists of all ages! Many times have I shown off my awesome fighting prowess in the World Martial Arts Tournament. And now, I’m here before y’all to bring my awesomeness to a n...

Gyahaha! B'hold, I've risen from my fully-paid slumber! I'm back and ready to curbstomp Minus World to tha GROUND!

Ehehem, I just got word from my agent that Hollywoo wants me to come down and audition for a new movie, this kids flick where I’m a genie and also a rapper! Doesn’t sound like my thing, but I’ll do an...

Everyone here might as well quit while they're ahead! For those still staying, wa-hell, I commend your bravery, but that doesn't mean ya ain't foolish for thinking you stand a chicken sliver of a chan...

I can't wait, this'll be a cinch! They'll all see that selling almost everything I own so I could devote my life to reporting gossip wasn't a mistake!