(Feb 15, 2024 at 8:36 AM)Dodo Wrote: [Image: https://64.media.tumblr.com/2549a5ffc0e2...22b60.gifv] IF YOU GET DRUNK, PLEASE REFRAIN FROM URINATING INTO THE FONT OF HOLY WATER OR MATING IN THE C...

(Feb 13, 2024 at 5:50 PM)Dodo Wrote: [Image: https://64.media.tumblr.com/52a7183e93c9...b0934.gifv] FIRST, LET US CLEAR UP A MISCONCEPTION.Impressive how much aggrandizing dribble a chubbly little ...

Roxie "Agent of chaos"? Give me a break. If you've got no goal, then you won't be going anywhere. And nowhere's exactly where I'm going to take you.

I'm also going to slam Ruby's overcooked corpse against the Counterterrorism wall and have Tinkaton confirm if it was the same banging she heard or not.

Let me try and have/ask 3550 to take a stick of dynamite to the middle of the track, with the reward of sweet, sweet pizza....or whatever other treat I can grab from the Kitchen.

Is 1946 still in the Counterterrorism room? If yes, can I take it apart to find anything noticeable? If no, are there any signs of where it could have gone?

I guess I'll do the honors of pressing the detonator button.

Does the Armory have any missing explosives?

[Image: https://media.discordapp.net/attachments...height=662] Oh, unfuckingbelievable. You know I haven't actually touched any of you walking piles of sludge, right? I've only made no more than 7 de...

[Image: https://media.discordapp.net/attachments...height=662] So you all decided to man up and bust open the seal. Not bad, not bad. But I think it's time we really see how much mettle you've got. I...

Third one. Something about it….

All of you people make me want to blow chunks. Just look at yourselves. We’re all trapped in a murder orgy, a free-for-all where the only one who could be walking out of here could be the Grim Reaper ...

Rookie Journalist. Can I have my higher chance of not becoming worm food now?

Here, take a look at my unopened present or whatever.

First an old fart, and now a goose....maybe that Newton guy was on to something with that "survival of the fittest" garbage. There are three things a woman has a god-given right to have: the power to...

Actually, is that bird wet at all? From water, not the blood or the stomach gunk.

What anomalies went AWOL this time?

Are there any water stains around the Leisure Center pool that meant someone took a quick getaway jump into it? And are there any containers, boxes and whatnot, in the room someone could have hid in?

Aaaaand now, we're even passing our stories around. All this needs are s'mores and a hockey-masked psycho lurking behind the trees, and we've got a real summer camp bonfire going on. Whatever. I'll t...

[Image: https://media.discordapp.net/attachments...height=662] (So it was one of the freaks who don't work here this time, huh? Looks like Fry-Face wasn't talking out of her ass about the true nature...

Look, nothing’s gonna change my mind on Gus, alright? Not a single soul saw him all night, and his own story has more holes than a bullet-riddled hooker. All of you chucklefucks can argue your heads o...

It doesn't matter if he's some John Carpenter abomination or not. Drop that card if you value keeping all ten digits.

Pfft, some living legend she was if she went out face-down like a bitch. Remind me to raise a glass for this "Crimson Interloper" for livening things up a bit, finallly. You all can put on your pip...

That's not even...how the fuck-no, you know what, just go to sleep, geriatric.

Good to know there's at least one person here who knows my pain of putting up with fake paranormal bullshit for the sake of a paycheck. You're not just speaking my language, you've got a silver tongue...